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Did you know, if you get up in the middle of the night in Ireland and chant Bloody Mary three times in front of your bathroom mirror, you can hear your mother screaming at you to get back to bed at this ungodly hour, what sort of shite are you at at all

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CHINESE HOROSCOPE THAT SO TRUTHFUL ITS SCARY OMG

don’t look ahead and be truthful, or else it won’t work!!!! ~~On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 through 11 in a column on the left. ~~Next to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any two numbers you want. ~~ Next to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of two members of the opposite gender. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT. ~~Write anyone’s name (like friends or family…) next to 4, 5, & 6. Remember, DON’T CHEAT OR YOU’LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID! XP ~~Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, & 11. ~~Finally, MAKE A WISH! READY?! ~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ wheeeee! ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ The Key! - The number of people that like you is found in number 2. - The person in number 3 is the one you love. - The person you like but your relationship cannot work is in number 7 - You care most about the person you put in number 4. - The person you named in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. - The person you named in 6 is your lucky star. - The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. - The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. - The 10th number is the song that tells you most about your mind. - 11 is the song telling how you feel about life. - Number 1 is your lucky number. ~ Repost this within an hour of reading this, and if you do, your wish will come true. Repost this with CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)

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CHINESE HOROSCOPE

aquaribands

reblogging for future use <3

cute-astrology

DUDE THIS FREAKED ME OUT ITS ACCURATE AF OMG ;-;

celestialbitchxx

OMG THIS IS WICKED

alexisfeels

I just did this and only 1 thing was wrong and I’m a little freaked out

nightowlhowell

ITS ALMOST COMPLETELY ACCURATE HOLY SHIT

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reblog this and u will pass all ur classes, im jesus trust me

lamewanker

the sexual tension between you and the cashier your age at the supermarket

Junior Cert exams:

English: Michael asked Jane to his house but was really asking Dawn. Do you find Michael attractive?

Irish: Justin Bieber is famous on the internet, name two reasons to show this. Although we've only provided one, so I hope you know a lot about Bieber.

Geography: There is a bridge hiding in this map, please waste 20 minutes of your exam searching for it, also we've mistranslated the question following this so you are guaranteed to get it incorrect.

Higher Maths: If Roisín cycles from Wicklow to Bray what is her mothers name?

Higher Maths (paper 2): Here's a measurment in milimeters, now do this sum using meters and the odds of you getting it right within the first two tries are 0. How much rain fell on a 50*40 meter roof in m^3 if 5mm is the average rainfall.

Ordinary Maths: If it takes 4 men 3 days to build a wall how long would it take 2 men?

Foundation maths: Write 1/4 as a percentage.

Cspe: Please draw a poster.