bumble

bee

[grawly]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

this Overwatch?

[grawly]

yeah

[bismuth]

bismuth’s 7.5k followers url giveaway!

(or close enough, lol)

anyway, it’s been a while since i’ve posted abt passing a follower count milestone!! and w me reaching 7.5k p soon, along w the past few days which have been hype af thanks to sdcc + “legs from here to homeworld”, i think it’d be appropriate if i did something to celebrate. so, i will be giving away the url…

@whitediamond

that’s right!! v appropriate rn lol. so, the only rules are:

you must be following me

you have to reblog this post

your account must be older than a month

giveaway ends on july 27th!!! if ur entering, please have ur ims open!!

[kyojinsenshu]

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

[moveslikekeithrichards]

my favorite student is this little excitable turkish kid who waves me over at lunch every day to holler a joke at me & then urges me to get the other teachers to come listen to his jokes. my favorite so far is Q: what do you call somebody who doesnt want you to go to the bathroom? A: a teacher (the other teachers did not find it as hilarious as i did)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this child, hollering at me in the middle of class: YOU NEED PUN. 

me: yeah i do whats ur pun

this child: what was the real name of the titanic? …the fathership. ……….because fathers are Big.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

me, at recess: hey u got any jokes today

this child, stumbling off a log & dramatically yeeting his paper hat full force for no apparent reason: i have,,,,, ONE. [dramatic pause] i really have to KETCHUP on fortnite 

[moveslikekeithrichards]

todays the last day i have this kids class & he was like “u need a GOOD final joke” & i want yall to know his final joke to me was: why are frogs so happy? because they eat what bugs them. he then proceeded to hug me for a solid minute while a bunch of other kids came & took turns hugging me,

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

[thisboyinabinder]

Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW

And drive

N ASC AR

And wear

Tr u ck hA ts

[crjdedicated]

[trulyvincent]

Cecropia Moth

[thalia-ambrose]

@glumshoe

[arandomthot]

I hate that I relate so much to this

[kyleboy21da]

Tuesday the 17th is the only day(s) to reblog this.

[onlinepunk]

This is honest to God the funniest shit I have ever seen

[ivsaur]

Credit to Drag Race Supercuts

[tw1nkpass1ng-deactivated2019121]

Bring back OG untucked plz

[leopharry]

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

[qiyra]

those born under the sign of the bees:

have emotions

think thoughts

is likely introverted or extroverted

has at least a few friends

was born at some point

[teachagainstfascism]

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

[razzlleberry]

things i fantasize about doing:

packing up a backpack and walking the appalachian trail

packing up a backpack and walking into the mountains and just fuckin disappearing

buying a remote tract of land somewhere in like fucking colorado or wyoming and building a little sustainable house on it made of recycled glass bottles and concrete and rammed earth with my own two hands

getting in my car and fucking driving and settling somewhere and starting a sustainable living community

things i definitely don’t have the liquid capital cash to do:

any of that

[andhumanslovedstories]

A Thor spin-off film where Loki really is dead but he died with a Plan and that plan involves breaking out of the land of the dead and becoming even more goth and unkillable than before, but unfortunately all of Loki’s plans suck, leaving him to ask help from the only person who can help him and the person least likely to. It’s Heimdall, and Marvel NEEDS this high fantasy prison break buddy/arch nemesis comedy, the tagline is something like “they’ll be the death of each other” or like “these gods are conquering death…….if they don’t kill each other first” @ marvel you fuckig cowards listen

[the-skeletoninyour-closet]

Directed by Taika Waititi

[andhumanslovedstories]

oh of COURSE

[andhumanslovedstories]

Taika Waititi in the pineapple romper playing the embodiment of death

[marj4rine]

i bring to you, an old meme

@thearcanagame

[scienceandfandoms]

You fools. She is dual wielding.

[simonalkenmayer]

I see this. 

[spitblaze]

Nintendo…why wont you let me walk within three feet of this man

[spitblaze]

[2man222]

[blogging-phelddagrif]

controversial topics should be stuff like “is cloning good” or “should we fuck aliens” and not whether people deserve to be poor or deserve healthcare