Chillin

[li4r]

Hi i am Deficient in so many minerals and im about to do something ill regret

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[mjalti]

sometimes I dress up for myself, sometimes I dress up to be Mysterious Beautiful Girl in the grocery store. depends.

[konoko]

[meanplastic]

DELEteee

[plasmalogical]

yeah i reckon they might be

[swarnpert]

i dont self depreciate anymore. i am hot and sexy and my meat is huge and i dont care about anyone elses opinion on the matter except my own because i am the smartest person on earth

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cardcaptorr]

me: *suddenly turns really cold* person: whats wrong :/ what happened me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye

[fuks]

[lake-erie]

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

[urmomsfave420]

im anxious but what else is new

[parkinglotboy]

If you’re a little weird that’s kinda sexy of you

[yutoube-deactivated20140101]

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

[cottagecore]

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

[alwaysliveagain]