thats fire

posting about chickensmoothie & people's profiles for fun

[urpheonix]

i've never run a blog before but if y'all see a cs profile you want to share, feel free to drop a screenshot in the ask box

[salty-cs]

I play Chicken smoothie and am ashamed.

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[willgrahamscock]

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[imjunebitch]

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[salty-cs]

Salt to me for last weekend when I was shaking ass in a club only to stop and sit down because I remembered a trade I really wanted to work out so I had to pull up cs in the club

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[salty-cs]

wmes are dead because the owner, horsy, turned out to be a homophobic ai bro that hated most of her staff and her community. Most of the staff made plans to resign and when everyone found out why the majority of the community went with them. horsy said that artists would be allowed to finish owed work, but removed everyone from the lines without warning, then crashed out and deleted the official server when people asked how owed designs were going to be done if the artists couldn't work. she's now claiming that she'll do every single pending design even though people wanted other artists and the artists still want to complete their to-do lists. If u got a paid custom and don't want it done by a homophobe, horsy is refusing to provide refunds. The only remaining staff member is icefire (who has been MIA for months and owes paid customs from over a year ago) who suddenly appeared to defend the homophobia. Icefire briefly claimed on the main thread that horsy was giving the lines to him but that comment got reported/deleted and he's just been posting the long-overdue customs here and there going on about how it's not over when 99% of the staff and community are all gone. All of the resources built and maintained by staff were taken with them, so horsy's locked out of the website, planning sheets, archive, bank, etc.

screenshots below: there are more of them but the chat was moving rly fast and I couldn't catch all of them. these were all taken by the former staff

tripling down on defending homophobia and bullying saga ibb(.)co/DPmtGbQ1 ibb(.)co/mrSqQSLC ibb(.)co/W4JVFnX8 ibb(.)co/LzGfrG1g ibb(.)co/VW1B46Ck ibb(.)co/pr0xy2Tr ibb(.)co/TDdYqfCp ibb(.)co/CK2c33kJ ibb(.)co/04LN48t ibb(.)co/WWqR3LHj ibb(.)co/W4NHJsb0 ibb(.)co/XxMWYPDx ibb(.)co/wh2cFpTS ai slop ibb(.)co/twcpKBBR ibb(.)co/4R1PPryb ibb(.)co/nqCtZWvY ibb(.)co/Z1x8LxFF icefire's deleted comment ibb(.)co/fVpyGrbK deleting criticism out of the main server ibb.co/nMTHjFw0

there's some other stuff about how horsy would constantly overrule the staff and acted like they were murdering her firstborn every time they asked for changes but idt that's a big deal compared to everything else. ok bye

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[salty-cs]

how it feels to be a pure of heart, unavoidant trader: imgur[.]com/a/mxLVHWk

[salty-cs]

sooo after some thorough testing for the past 7 months with 10 alts (yes really) I can safely confirm:

1. they only detect 'unfair trades' if they're one sided, literally one single common on your side will mean your alt could send you 20 tigerdogs and it wouldn't get flagged. you don't even have to trade your rare fodder lmao 2. point 1 also saves you from getting flagged even on the same ip, after testing with vpn alts only got flagged when they gifted on the same ip, all other gifts were fine and all other trades on the same ip were fine as long as they weren't gifts 3. from both halloween and so far from easter using all of these alts, despite the warning it seems like item trades aren't flagged even when they are gifts, but I didn't try them on the same ip so they might be if it's same ip, but I sent all my tokens from halloween and easter to one alt as gifts and nothing got flagged just from using my vpn lmao. I still managed to send them all from the alt to my main too, no flagging at all 4. I test reported one of my alts at the end of november and not only did staff never ban the account, they never even replied except 'thanks we'll look into it', if you don't trigger their auto-detection then you're extremely unlikely to get banned just from being reported no matter how much 'circumstantial evidence' you can find (looking at you csbt), I set up this alt to report it with the same level of shit and it's still going today in april 5. I also reported one of my alts for misusing H since horror updated, I made the alt misuse it in a very obvious way and gave evidence for it. as of now it's been almost 4 weeks and I've also not heard back except for the 'we'll look into it' msg and the alt hasn't been banned or even contacted with a warning. if mods are looking into it, it's so fucking slow you could sell everything for some shit like lioden or fr by the time you get banned and you won't lose anything tldr this site is hilariously bad at stopping cheating, even when you report stuff they literally don't even do anything about it anymore, unless the person you report has a message in their sig saying 'hi I'm scamming people' they seem to not take any evidence as enough to ban or even warn someone. if you haven't already been alting for easter tokens you've missed out but unless they completely change the site and moderation by halloween you can pretty much do what you want then and for summer. what a joke lmfao

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[thewildwoodpigeon]

Drawing i made of one of the bwolves from the cs rpg event. very proud of it.

Reblogs>>>likes please!

[salty-cs]

Sending trades without messages and then having them get accepted with no messages feels like I'm doing a drug deal with the other person LOL

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[salty-cs]

salt to winx for pulling out the "we need more actionable suggestions" bs again. they ALWAYS use that as their crutch to excuse and explain why nick and tess can't do shit. the suggestions users put forward are plenty clear, you guys are just choosing to ignore them.

also you need more actionable and clear suggestions from users yet staff is allowed to push forward the most unclear, dog crap plan for "fixing" trades and it's fine.

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