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[champeon]

*Watches a contour tutorial* 

Me: oh this seems quite easy 

*20 minutes later* 

Me: 

[virgoasf]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[emeraldmercury]

Best post

[joshscorcher]

This is oddly satisfying.

[stability]

[generalisedscreaming]

You know what’s really depressing?

A serotonin imbalance 

[stroberrie]

too real

[heytheredali-deactivated2021070]

who else wants to go on a drive at 1am until we forget about what’s bothering us

[sweetcharity-archive-deactivate]

masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

[mxfrizzle-deactivated20190807]

me @ dinner parties

[fortzancudo]

LIGHT TURNER???????????????

[johanrapper]

remember the fairly odd parents?this is them now. feel old yet?

[chuckdrawsthings]

uh oh

[neyruto]

a shallow and pretentious male narrator whos supposed to fall in love with a manic pixie girl takes a wrong turn, and bumps into another shallow and pretentious male narrator, they fall in love instead

[tilldeathdousart]

[averagefairy]

i’m like… not okay with this sudden resurgence in “random xD” sayings on clothing like is this 2008? if i see one more shirt at forever 21 that says “if you’re not a taco i don’t like you” i might have a stroke like idk what’s going on here… have we as a nation not learned from our mistakes?? when can we finally put an end to taco humor

[vilicity]

[untrustyou]

[bluedabadee-deactivated20221120]

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

they: wyd me: 

[onlytwitterpics]

[big-nose-seal]

uh yes this is certainly why i have no friends