The Duchess of Magnolia

I am a witch that got punished for all of my curses to keep sleeping in the dark forest. Therefore, my another infamous name is the Sleeping Witch.

[angieloveshua]

"..." Chu Wanning was about to faint from anger. He had been a Shizun to three disciples. Mo Ran had made him furious, Shi Mei had made him furious, he thought Xue Meng would be the the easiest among them, the one who would never trouble him.

He didn't expect the scroll spirit to vomit out all of Xue Meng's sincere words - so all three of them were the same, all worthless!

Poor Shizun. HAHAHAHAHA.

[uruchan2009]

lol recently I keep thinking that Chu Wanning is such a “bad shizun”, I mean he only have 3 disciples, and all of them are obsessed with him, furthermore their obsession are all really questionable.. hahahaaa

[uruchan2009]

Taxian-jun vs Mo-zongshi

I couldn’t help but imagined that the both Mo Ran would sing Exile by Taylor Swift ft Bon Iver.

Or more exactly Ta Xian jun was the one that started it then Mo- Zongshi was like, “well then I would play your game”... lol

and Chu Wanning would be like “sometimes, I do really need a break from Mo Ran” “Which Mo ran?” “MO RAN!!” lmao

[uruchan2009]

Celebrity/Character crush

Perhaps the way to find out whether you love the character or the actor who playing the character is, depend on which one you enjoy the most between the movie or the interview.

[uruchan2009]

Now I know the title for the Avenger 4. . . . . . THE AVENGERS IN FUNERAL!!!

[uruchan2009]

This is a fanfic that I write about Neuyako recently. This story was made when I’m in depression so it’s a tragedy and full of angst. So, be wary and just enjoy the story if you could. I would do my best to continue the story if there’s some people who want to read it.

[sherlolly--prompts]

Basically the whole show (insp)

[uruchan2009]

Exactly..!

[uruchan2009]

Pin's thought on Ayane

After re-read almost all the moment between Ayane and Pin, suddenly I have an idea that maybe this whole time Pin unconsciously had never thought Ayane as her student. I thought about this idea, when I read his comment about Ayane and said that she is immature, then when he said that she is a kid so many times. Well, in my eyes Ayane is so mature for her age, even almost all the character said so. But, for Pin keep said like she is a kid or she is immature is like he is compare Ayane to woman in his age. Of course, Ayane would look immature and just a kid compare to him after all they have 9 years apart. But, we wouldn't call a child as a child to them right? Unless, they do something that not fit to their age. We need to say something to remind them their age or to set them right (like when my younger sibling did something rude to me, I feel a need to set them right). But, Pin never said it when Ayane did something rude. But, he said it when Ayane feel so insecure about her future. So, I thought what Pin really said is "you need to act to your own age and enjoy your youthful before it's gone" But, of course it is unconciously until he realised her feeling towards him. Maybe he is also realised that he treated her different than other. On other side, their group is really close to them since Ryu's brother is his junior, so it's not really weird if he is unconsciously never consider them as his student. What I really want to say is, all this time Pin look at Ayane as woman, not as student. Ironically, he start to look at her as student after he realised her feeling because he need to set a straight line between them because of many reasons. So, I guess Ayane still has a chance but not in the present.

[uruchan2009]

My first OTP ever

Maybe this is sound silly, but my first and the true OTP is my parents. Not only they are so cute together, they are also have a very beautiful love story and can overcome all of the obstacles in the past. And sometimes, they are still looks like lover. Even in the age where they already have grandchild. Of course, sometimes they had argument. But they do it in the way that sometimes even make me feel so embarrased by listened to them. So, if there's someone who would asked me what awake your shipper heart. I would answer them "my parents" LOL

[thermometerblouse-deactivated20]

Well that was an ending boys

[whimsicalnay]

a relative at every family gathering: why no boyfriend?

what i want to say: the reality of being in an actual romantic relationship is actually terrifying and i’m much more comfortable entertaining the idea of having a boyfriend than actually getting one like there’s a 99.9% chance that i’ll be disappointed probably because i’ve idealized the concept in my head and my instinct to run away from intimacy combined with my high standards is a recipe for an emotional disaster and also my freedom holy shit i love my freedom and i take no shit and will drop your ass if you hurt me and i have dreams that don’t involve boys and i don’t want to waste my time on something that isn’t endgame for me like dating isn’t fun for me at all i don’t understand and i mean can you imagine bearing your soul to a person who has the power to destroy you like wHY THE FUCK—

what i always say: idk i’m just focusing on school

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

I felt Karma asking Okuda for poisoned-chocolates was hella more amazing compared to if she had given them to him in a usual circumstance? He asked her for it. & Okuda happily made the effort to prepare them for his prank. Just like when anyone's fave pairing has a moment, Im just smitten that this little scene took place & have dissected it to my imagination & heart's content, heh ;p They might secretly read into it as her giving him Valentine's chocs while even knowing that it's for a prank??

But is it more gratifying to receive something you’ve asked for or something someone just decides to give you because they know you’d like it? 

Although I will admit that it’s pretty amazing that Okuda happily agreed to make chocolate laced with cyanide with knowing what it was for. Or even worse, not knowing what it was for. 

I look forward to seeing what fanfics will crop up from this though. 

[uruchan2009]

In my mind, Karma ask Okuda just to make sure he would get chocolate from her on valentine. On the other side, I believe that Okuda prepare two chocolate on with poison and the other for Karma. The story go like this :: "I laced it with cyanida" Okuda with a chocolate in hand. "Ok, thanks" said Karma. "Ah, and I made this one edible for you" pull another box from her bag. "Oh? Wow, you didn't have to. But, thanks anyway" I believe Karma not share a whole story for us. I BELIEVE!!!

[fatally3103]

[uruchan2009]

Sometimes, this is what I love about fandom. A very simple picture could make us rejoice or fall of despair...

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

Assassination Classroom Chapter 148: Everybody be hatin’ on Karma *possible spoilers*

(Please note that not everything in here will be accurate. Until Mach 20 scans puts out their version, or until I read the original Japanese version, Readmanga version is all I have to go off of for now.)

So I’ve been reading the usual rants about Karma being an asshole to Nagisa in chapter 148 and how Nagisa, the poor thing, he’s being beaten to a pulp. I’m on the sidelines thinking, YOU ALL KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. Karma isn’t the best in close combat for nothing. I don’t know what you were all expecting for this one-on-one battle. Of COURSE Karma’s going to beat the shit out of him. All this crap about him going too far, he’s outright fighting for what he believes to be right. Isn’t that how it’s supposed to be? They’re enemies on opposite sides now, not awkward close friends.

Or maybe you all were expecting Nagisa to do his clap thing and the battle would be over in about a chapter. I’ll admit that Matsui has the habit of wrapping up a big boss battle in about eighteen to twenty pages (Takaoka vs. Nagisa and Fake God of Death vs. Karasuma). This time though, he’s going all out.

(And then all the illogical Karmagisa fangirls going on about sexual tension and domestic fighting and how Nagisa should just kiss him and win. You people need to take off the rose-colored lenses for a second and remember what the arc is actually supposed to be about. I have no idea what you consider to be sexual tension, but I’m guessing all of you illogical Karmagisa fangirls are also illogical Shizaya fangirls.)

I’m totally biased towards Karma and I admit this without shame. I have the habit of defending him every time shit like this happens (if I’m more curt than usual, I’m sorry. I’m sleepy), so here I am again.

So being the staunch Karma-supporter I am, I want you all to remember something. Karma’s not jealous of Nagisa (well, not completely), he’s afraid of Nagisa.

Maybe he is jealous of Nagisa’s talent, particularly because Karma wants to be the one to kill Korosensei, but he knows that Nagisa has the highest chance of it. But that’s not what’s going on in this chapter.

On this page, we see Karma thinking, “Your talent that I don’t have… I’ll smash it to pieces and win!” All comments I have read thus far are talking about how Karma is being a jealous asshole/jealous bitch/jealous brat/jealous in general. Again, I’m here on the sidelines wondering if anyone remembers what happened in chapter 147 where Karma explicitly says that he’s afraid of whatever was hiding inside Nagisa, otherwise known as his talent for killing.

THIS IS NOT KARMA BEING JEALOUS. This is Karma wanting to overcome his fear of Nagisa’s talent to win for the sake of Korosensei and for the sake of the class. He’s not looking down on Nagisa anymore either, nor is he trying to prove that he is superior. He’s looking at Nagisa as an enemy with equal (possibly stronger) ability, while calmly taking in Nagisa’s physical and mental abilities to plan counterattacks. Like below, how he takes Nagisa’s punches on purpose to overwhelm him and break his fighting spirit. He knows Nagisa’s physical strength is inferior. EVERYONE (readers and characters) knows that Nagisa’s physical strength is inferior.

So I’m not sure what people are complaining about. You know that in a fight where the world is at stake, they’re going to go all out with each other.

You know that Karma believes that beating Nagisa is the only way to get the class to unite Korosensei. Nagisa believes in the exact same thing; to unite the class, he must defeat Karma.

You know that Karma and Nagisa now regard each other as equals standing on the same stage of assassination, and they’re both pretty damn happy about being able to fight on the same plane for the first time.

So if you know all that, what exactly are you complaining about? If you don’t know, well then…

All I know is if they decided to end in a “Hey! Nagisa-kun! I was wrong! Let’s be friends again!” “Karma-kun, I feel the same! Hug it out!” kind of way, all of you out there would complain about it being total bullshit and going “WTF Matsui, did you get canceled”.

There is one thing that has caught my interest in this chapter that may or may not just be trolling by Matsui. But it might be important trolling like all the hints with Kayano being more than she really was.

Okay, Karma of all people saying this is pretty weird.

He’s the type who literally does everything he wants to whenever he feels like it, so why can’t he lay his feelings out there?

Is it because of your pride and your image? You’re supposed to be the ‘honor student bad boy’, the cool, brilliant type. Is that why you can’t show your feelings at all? In the fanbook it says that “His aloof appearance hides his wild and cautious heart, because every day brings a new fight”. Is it because you’re always on guard, unable to show any hints of weakness that others may take for their advantage? But you always tell Okuda of your feelings, including your fears, so what is holding you back at all?

Ever since the thing with Kayano, I’ve been on the constant lookout for another character than may end up becoming another big boss antagonist. This civil war doesn’t count because there’s no defined sides of right or wrong.

Karma, if it turns out that you’re in some kind of deep shit that you can’t tell anyone about that somehow involves your parents or tentacles or the government, I will be very sad.

[uruchan2009]

I agree with you about Karma's way of fighting. I mean, this is Karma. Of course he will make his opponent in very shameful condition. But, regards his mind about "the only place I can bare my feelings with such freedom" I think he means that he can be equal and be the normal junior high school student here. Of course, the only real talk about his feeling just towards Okuda, but it's because she's special (I don't want to dig deep more about karumana, because then it will be too long). But, in E class Karma really blend in with others, remember the Terasaka's story when he pulled Karma in the water and everyone splash water on Karma? I think that it's the first time he experience something like that since usually other is scared or feel too much inferior towards him (like Nagisa at he beginning)

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

What kind of drunks do you think each person would be? For example, maybe Nagisa would be really assertive and scary, lol.

Oh god.

Drunk Nagisa is a terrifying thought. 

This is going to be pretty long then, but…

Karma: possibly the straight-faced drunk who doesn’t turn red at all and you don’t even realize he’s drunk until he walks into a door. 

Nagisa: the cute type of drunk who slurs his words a lot and feels very light-headed and dizzy so he sways in place. Either that or the silent creeper drunk who gets too close without anyone noticing and the minute you turn around HE’S RIGHT THERE.

Kayano: actually she might be the violent type drunk. I can imagine her throwing beer mugs at everybody (particularly those with big boobs). Either that, or she’ll become the honest-with-her-feelings drunk who talks all the shit she’s been hiding behind her cute face.

Nakamura: the perverted drunk (well, more perverted than usual). She’ll come after all the guys and grope their private parts (particularly Nagisa). The girls too, maybe.

Kanzaki: the one who doesn’t get drunk at all. She’ll just sit there, amused by everyone’s antics. She’ll be there to nurse their hangovers in the morning. 

Isogai: similar to Nagisa, the cute type of drunk. He might also become kind of clingy (particularly to Maehara). He may also be the crybaby type of drunk who will cry about all the ‘bad deeds’ he’s done in his life (like throwing a plastic bottle in the trash bin instead of recycling it).

Kataoka: the complaining drunk. She’ll rant about everybody and everything and how much her life sucks until she falls asleep.

Maehara: definitely the clingy-talkative type of drunk. He’ll latch onto whoever is nearby and gab into their ears for hours. If it’s a girl he may try to cop a feel.

Okano: The violent type drunk who randomly beats up Maehara for not realizing her feelings. He won’t even know why.

Terasaka: the loud rambunctious drunk. He’ll start yelling at the top of his lungs about how he’ll kick everybody’s asses and then randomly conk out. 

Okajima: the stripper drunk. He’ll start ripping off all of his clothes and twirl them around in the air. He may also be the horny drunk who gets an erection and then randomly chases after girls.

Sugino: the lovestruck drunk. After he drinks too much he’ll sit next to Kanzaki and gush out mushy lovey-dovey stuff and she won’t take him seriously because of the alcohol. 

Okuda: maybe the type who falls asleep immediately. She’s a total lightweight so she’ll be out first. Karma will probably quietly take her away and tuck her in bed before going back to get shitfaced.

Chiba: the silent drunk. He’ll just sit in the corner quietly and completely ignore everyone else. Nobody can tell if he’s awake or not because of his bangs.

Hayami: the kind of clingy silent drunk. She’ll plop down really close to Chiba so that they’re touching but then she won’t do anything else until she falls asleep on his shoulder.

Itona: he might be the cute type drunk, but he may also be the crybaby drunk who cries to anybody who will listen about his unfortunate life.

Gakushuu: the obedient type drunk. He’ll go quiet and just mumble “Yeah, okay” to anyone who talks to him. Karma and his father Gakuho would so take advantage of this.

Gakuho and Karasuma: the stone-faced drunks who basically fall asleep with their eyes open and sit like statues for the rest of the night. They’ll tip over with just a push.

Bitch-sensei: Possibly the best drinker in the house. Once she does get drunk she’ll probably get horny and drag Karasuma (or mistake somebody for Karasuma) away for some adult fun.

That’s all the characters I can imagine getting drunk. All the other ones I’m not to sure about. I feel like I don’t have enough on their character to tell. 

For the record, Koro-sensei would turn into a tentacle porn monster and would have to be stopped before he does R-18 things to 15-year-old girls.

[uruchan2009]

Someone need to make a fanart based by this...!!!