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-+- Read -+- Your screen flickers static, glitching out into next week. There's a recognizable button in the middle of it, untampered with and still compared to the rest of the tablet's unsteady background. The button reads : "Click here to send an ask." Upon clicking, the screen flashes off for a second, rebooting to a slide with several same-face looking trolls. On further inspection, they appear to all be the same troll, with different outfits on. Odd. Current Cronies' : SpaceMan (SMC) , Fallout (WSC) , Jock (JC) Send a contact to one? -------------------------------- AU ask account || Main @CaptainCronus

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And who is the bottom in sport guy's relationship

dont tell anybody but lets just say ewvery top vwishes he could bottom

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What's mr. Sporty dude's boyfriend's name

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- me? i'm a jadeblood, although you know that !!! already !!! so i probably shouldn't mention it. i'm still on-planet but i won't be in about a sweep? i'm in a cloister and my matron is the most amazing troll i think i've ever met. i use knifekind, i collect blades actually. i don't think i've ever heard of earth, but information about any worlds that arent incubator worlds is a bit sparse since we arent really !!! supposed !!! to be contacting anyone past their conscription right now.

“vwell, looks like youre breakin some rules here right novw, heheh”“vwhere ya goin after alteria? someplace out in space? thats vwhere they sent ewveryone else- i just happened to go out for a space vwalk and get lost, haha”

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Hey who's the main character in this new harem anime, I need to know who I'm supposed to root for

(actually vwastey says hes not a bottom, and jockster says he has a boyfriend)((both are just making excuses! vwho vwould pass that up!))

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- oh! i know how that feels. i swear that some of the other jades would pay to get me out of the way for a day sometimes. i'm lynera. i don't think we've met before? i mean, i'm a jadeblood, so i don't really get out too much. being teleported to wherever you are now without any warning sounds !!! stressful !!! to say the least. where did you come from? alternia, or some sort of other planet with a mother grub?

“yea vwe vwere both pretty shocked at first, heheh. vwould you ewver imagine snuggling a pillovw during the night, and in the morning theres a vwhole ass person there instead- let alone someone vwhos you but.. not you? lmao, he pulled his damn gun out on me too! fuckin crazy, chief!”Spacey here says ‘lmao’ out loud, instead of actually laughing like any normal person. Pronounced as the letter, l m a o. He kicks his feet onto the side of his desk, and leans back onto his chair. “vwell i vwas born on alternia. not so sure about the other tvwo. vwastey seems to hawve no idea vwhat the planet is, and he keeps saying hes from the, ahem, mojawve. vwhatewver that is! jockster says earth! EARTH! TROLLS ON EARTH! actually its not too farfetched since i basically liwve there too.. more of a drifter around space and all, but- i like their grub-less vwaters, haha”“but…” He rolls back in, shifting to lean his arms into the desk, giving you a smirk.“enough about me, vwhat about you?”

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- hello? i'm not sure what this is, but this popped up on my husktop screen and i figure there must be some sort of reason? who are you?

The troll is looking down, but after the ding rings out of his end, he looks up at you. Looks like you caught him at the wrong time.

He immediately goes to scarfing down the rest of the half eaten sandwich in an absolutely disgusting manner (seriously, you think he might have shoved his entire fist in that maw). He ‘finishes’ it, and starts addressing himself, still half full with bread.“farry, i dinnit fink it fvwoold vwork- that quickly.”He swallows halfway through, and takes off his goggles and chucks them behind him. “hey, the names cronus! but for ease, you can call me spacey. i just sent out a signal a fevw hours ago to contact people from the outside- im kinda trapped here vwith a fevw assholes that like to imitate me.”“i used to just be in my ovwn little realm, but a couple months or so ago vwe all just vwoke up here. no explanation, no nothin’. me and vwastey vwere here first, jockster came in later. i dont knovw hovw it happens, or vwhy it happens, but im pretty sure vwere all in agreement that vwed like to go home by novw.my thought? that someone vwanted us here. probably to get us out of the vway for later, maybe pure annoyance, you newver knovw.”

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How gay on a scale of gay to gay is your gay