[radicalposture]

today on ‘things in cowboy bebop that make me absolutely lose my mind’

[the-elder-beato]

crying at this family portrait posted by nick jr

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[nadinelovesdinosaurs]

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said...

and you may or may not have realized that those were…

[lizthefangirl]

they don’t make em like this anymore

[shirleyjacksons]

me removing my cat from the kitchen counter

[jonwithabullet-deactivated20190]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

[juulpromocode]

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

[juulpromocode]

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

[juulpromocode]

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

[theblehthatbloos]

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

[juulpromocode]

hello

[aveline-shepard]

“I also think it’s weird in movies, when someone has amnesia, and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’ because that’s not how you act when you don’t recognize somebody. That’s very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn’t recognize you went ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you’d never know it! I’d wake up and they’d be like ‘Hi John, we’re so happy you’re awake’ and I’d just be like, ‘Oh, hey man… How’s it going? Oh hey dude, nice to see you again’ because that’s how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.”

— John Mulaney

[andreablythe]

Excellent point.

[thatgirlonstage]

John Mulaney woke up with amnesia once and never told anyone because he was too worried about being rude

[loumovies]

Dead Poets Society (1989) dir. Peter Weir

[youlovetoseeit]

rip

[thesailorsenshi]

mads mikkelsen’s firm grasp on the kaleidomoon scope proplica is the mood for today lads

[thesailorsenshi]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[unsettling bonelike crunching of plastic]

[lousysharkbutt]

gremlin

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[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[triforce-princess]

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

Some amazing book dedications: 

[doodled93]

PEOPLE WOULD HAVE DIED

[sersi]

EMILY BLUNT as RITA VRATASKI in EDGE OF TOMORROW

[iraffiruse]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.