i believe in u

:)

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

[redwinevinegar47]

Jack Abbot

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[aslongasitsblack]

Ilya voice while planning summer vacation and shane asks where he wants to go As long as you wear those little shorts…I will be happy

shane voice Obviously I’m going to wear the little shorts. can you please contribute to the discussion

[aslongasitsblack]

(@loontattoo)

[thememedaddy]

[probuccalfat1]

i never had a shane dawson phase. i knew from the second i saw the sideswept bangs that something decidedly unchic was afoot

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[spinchingout]

zaeth’s energy when he’s talking abt how he could be organized and make a schedule and do a to do list if he wanted to immediately followed by him getting angry at tyler for offering to help is straight up the best representation of executive dysfunction I’ve ever seen on screen

which means my biggest most permanent most life ruining problem was best summed up by a bratty vampire with a blond mullet and a ghorse who rode a scooter off a roof into an empty pool like two episodes ago

[starrynet]

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[meanbuddhist]

let’s all make the really uncomfortable decision of being brutally present in our bodiesssss 😍😍😍😍

[furryprovocateur]

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

[furryprovocateur]

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

[punkrock-bottom]

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

[greelin]

if i were a vampire i would do many things. but getting interviewed is not one of them

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[migumii]

s3 is gonna be langdon and santos forced to play nice bc they don't want to upset mel. giving each other glares when mel turns away and then smiling like angels when she turns back

[segamascott]

[arrow-ettes]

how it's feeling rn