Reblogs and Shrek memes

twins with @pinkhater

[facts-i-just-made-up]

You can prevent a shower from fogging up your mirrors by spraying the mirror first with a thin layer of Cheez Whiz.

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

[nintendowii2011]

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

you climb that fuckin tree right now

[likes-dinos]

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

[the-place-where]

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[zitasaurusrex]

can't fucking sleep

[thelastmanonearth21-deactivated]

me when i like a song: 🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂

[astraaureus]

Welp. Google's AI horseshit has arrived. And I'm not complying. They can pry my ID out of my cold dead hands. I will simply go elsewhere. Remember folks, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR IDs. Do not comply. Resist, fight it, use other browsers or sources beyond youtube and google controlled services. Call them. Email them. Make noise. Fight back.

[useless-contributions]

I bet you the account they're questioning is old enough to vote

[ofwings]

Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

[quantum-dragon]

[useless-contributions]

Oops can't relate unfortunately. We had a course at work on chat gpt and how it could be helpful to us 😬

[cryptotheism]

A lot of booktook smut is easy to make fun of but generally I think women jerking off is a good and righteous thing. Yet another example of things that are embarrassing also being cool. Lotta complex thoughts to think out there. Be safe. I love you.

[penny-anna]

u know I really think a tumblr rule of thumb should be 'don't say anything in a reblog you wouldn't say directly to the OP of the post' bcos like. by and large whatever you say in your reblog you are, in fact, saying directly to the OP.

[penny-anna]

which isn't to say 'don't be weird' or 'don't be an asshole'. if you wanna be weird or an asshole to people online that's your prerogative just like. own it afterwards and don't act like you didn't do anything.

[penny-anna]

there's like. SOME kind of really radical difference in how different people approach reblogging on this site bcos some people clearly do feel that whatever they say in reblogs is their own post and therefore their own business.

but like. by default when you reblog a post on tumblr what happens next is, the OP gets a notification that contains the text of what you said + a link to read the whole addition. you are in effect emailing them your addition. & then acting like they're the weird one if they asked wtf you're on about.

[iknowitwontwork]

REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL

[vamplire]

do u think when nosferatu has to poo he says i have to nosferapoo

[freakoutgirl]

Almost started crying at a Tumblr post, I'm definitely about to start my period

[comtesse-d-edessa]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[december-rains]

Disabled lives are not inherently filled with suffering and when they are it’s usually because someone put it there.

[queer-as-city-folk]

1967, it was a year in which things happened, presumably

[chiefkyiv]

sorry if i was a bitch i probably wanted to go home