One (1) Complete Idiot

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[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[gaydelgard]

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

[segamascott]

[thestuffedalligator]

I will always prefer Wizards Is A Job over Wizards Is A Species as a trope.

Wizarding should be something you work towards. Being a wizard is like being an architect, or a painter, or a chemist. It’s something that makes your relatives ask “So are you still doing that or do you have an actual job now”

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[only-cat-memes]

[galacticsabc]

Congrats Grace!

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[anremithrl]

That was the correct thing to say.

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[1percentcharge]

If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point

[diskette]

Ma’am what do you want them to do murdwr the actors???

[diskette]

Ohhhh I forgot about practical effects

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[melmili]

just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically

[tatsumi-rin]

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[wander-in-arda]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

[fiddlertoad]

the whole vaccine deal tbh

[i-am-emily]

antidepressants

[wizardavid]

Yes these are all the work of wizards