Beach vibes~ I hate sand

Not a Death in Paradise fan blog, but at this point? Not not a Death in Paradise fan blog.

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Of COURSE Kelby has an anxious attachment style XD

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HANNAH DODD LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

That will be all

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Obsessed with the Mackenzie Clarke ‘get me OUT of this hateful horrible PLACE’ to ‘I’ve been adopted by a little group of silly police officers and my ex’s dog. Guess I live here now’ pipeline.

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Don Warrington as Selwyn Patterson & Trieve Blackwood-Cambridge as Sterling Fox DEATH IN PARADISE (2011 - ) Season 14, Episode 7

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Actually I think that Emotionally Conflicted British Women in Coats™️ has become my favourite genre of television.

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Incorrect Death in Paradise Moment

Selwyn: I value all of my Detective Inspectors: Jack, Richard, Humphrey…

Selwyn: *reads smudged writing on wrist*…and Wevill

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Incorrect? I clearly remember this happening in the show.

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She’s awkward. She’s antisocial. She’s probably autistic. She’s dressed for work in a British office. Relationship status is ‘it’s complicated’. Every aspect of her life is in up shit creek, and she’s uttterly, maddeningly brilliant. Ladies and gentlemen: Mackenzie Clarke.

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Something about Mabel, who so rarely smiles, smiling to laugh in the killer’s face in s4e10 is just… *chef’s kiss*

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I’d like OMITB to go BACK to only killing off assholes, thanks

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Okay, who knew this?

Have you noticed that every OMITB opening animation is different?

Yup, four seasons ago luv

WHAT?! NO!

Voting ended onOct 16, 2024

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Not Charlie avoiding calling Nick so Nick ‘won’t worry about him’. What exactly do you think he’s doing, Charles? Gallivanting about the rugby pitch singing from the joy of life?

The boy is crying in Tao Xu’s arms in a Captain America costume and fantasising about you standing in front of him.

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Seriously WHY was Sarah Nelson’s absence so big? She didn’t even have a big part but her not being there was heartbreaking… poor Nick all alone in his house with his little sad missing Charlie face.

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You bet Sahar had Chappel Roan’s Casual and Good luck, babe on repeat over Imogen this season

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Now that they’ve chosen the new DI for the next season of Death in Paradise, I have only one request.

They cannot be cool.

I knew and hoped that the DIs would branch out into diversity eventually, but black or white or male or female they simply must be hopelessly British, some form of neurospicy, and such a complete, scrunkly disaster of a human being that Catherine immediately engages mothering mode, Selwyn despairs at the British detective police force as a whole, and the team go on their journey from ‘what the fuck have we been saddled with’ to ‘actually that’s OUR British disaster hands off they’re staying right here’

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Hilarious how Lord Debling just disappears in part two. Not a whisper, not a word, man was drop kicked into the sun by Colin Bridgerton and never recovered.

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How dare they so perfectly set up Benedict’s, Eloise’s AND Francesca’s seasons, knowing full well it will be at least six years before we see them all on screen

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Say what you will about Bridgerton but the writers, for once, certainly have siblings