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Constantly Screaming | 23 | She/Her

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[90svoorhees-deactivated20230616]

Okay who cares if someone’s clingy???? They fucking love and adore you??? You don’t like being adored? Loser

[disgustinggf]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[what-even-is-thiss]

Once in a while I dip into like fashion and fashion history YouTube and the things they talk about as if they’re common problems is insane, frankly.

I saw someone was doing a “challenge” to not buy any new clothes for 40 days.

I have bought like three shirts in the past year and all of those were because I got gift cards from my family who noticed that I keep my shirts for so long that they’re falling apart.

[uselesspeanut]

I have clothes that I have worn consistently for the past 6+ years. A few of them have small holes in them, but I switched to wearing them as pajamas or just at home.

[lakevida]

i went to navy pier as a child and clowns took my father away and built a table out of him with three other dads and i always thought this was some unpleasant and vivid dream and i mentioned it to my mom one day a couple years ago and she was like Yaa when we went to chicago they made him do chair tricks with other men

they did this to him

[parkchanwoohoo]

My entire feed is 20% damn there was a shooting at the White House and 80% CHEATED??? ON MEGAN THEE STALLION????

[parkchanwoohoo]

Megan Thee Stallion listen to me. You have to cheat back. I'm free any time for you. Please

[ace-aussie-asshole]

Megan Thee Stallion was dating someone?? Man I'm out of the loop on celebrity relationships. This post does make it seem like it was either Trump or the shooter who cheated on her though.

[annoyedbreadstick]

I didn't even know who Megan Thee Stallion is before this post

[parkchanwoohoo]

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[bruneburg]

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!

[intellectually-voluptuous]

x

i'm so. emotional at the thought of this very professional, highly trained crew delaying their first meal (in a day scheduled down to the minute!) in sheer awe at the view of earth receding. and then getting the windows grubby in their excitement ;-;

[montanabohemian]

[i-merani]

[im-literally-so-dun]

Me because I got to witness a major historic event but it was a Good One for once

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]