Useless Creations, Apps, and Nonsense.

Small developer trying to survive on the overcrowded App Store. From the suburbs of Melbourne to the streets of New York, I've been making Useless Creations for over 20 years now... Yikes.

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Celebrate the holidays by making any image into an #uglysweater! Download #sweatergram for FREE from the #AppStore: http://usel.es/sweatergram #uglychristmassweater #uglysweaterparty #darthvader #starwars #rogueone #Festivus #christmas #xmas #hanukkah #happyholidays

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Celebrate #DoctorWhoDay by turning your phone into a #SonicScrewdriver! Http://SonicScrewdriverApp.com . . #doctorwho #drwho #sonic #petercapaldi #tardis #appstore

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Download #TRUMPymanGO for free right now on the #AppStore: http://usel.es/TrumpGO - #trump #nyc #subway #donaldtrump #hillaryclinton #election2016 #republican #democrat #usa #trumpyourself

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Forget #Pokemon, flick balls at a really scary monster! Download #TRUMPymanGO NOW, free on the #AppStore: http://usel.es/TrumpGO - #president #hillaryclinton #donaldtrump #trumpyourself #trump #pokemongo #freeapp #bounce

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FREE ON THE #APPSTORE: #TRUMPymanGO! Forget #pokemongo, it's time to flick balls and something really scary! Download here: http://usel.es/TrumpGO - #election #trump #trumpyourself #donaldtrump #hillaryclinton #president

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Ladies and gents, here is the GREATEST APP IN THE WORLD! #catSwipe is basically #tinder for #crazycatlady! Grab it FREE from the #AppStore: http://catswi.pe - #catsofinstagram #cat #cats #catstagram #catlover #kittens #kittensofinstagram

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Wonder Wookiee is here to save the day, and look good doing it!

Discounted for a limited time, grab it here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/500667-wonder-wookie

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Hodor! Hodor hodor hodor. Hodor? Hodor hodor. Hodor hodor, Willis?

Hodor is Willis. WILLIS IS HODOR! No wonder Arnold could never work out what he was talkin’ bout!

Grab is for just $14 for a limited time: https://www.teepublic.com/show/499846-what-you-talkin-bout-hodor

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Whether you write about, solve, or possibly commit, murders, this t-shirt design is for you! You’ll be just like Jessica Fletcher as your ride your bike through Cabot Cove sporting this number!

Available from Teepublic here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/484950-i-jessica-fletcher-murder

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‘Tis what the lady didst sayeth! - William Shakespeare

The Bard’s classic quote comes to life on this historically accurate t-shirt! Your theatre friends will be astounded at your knowledge of Will’s smirk!

Available from Teepublic here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/489405-thats-what-she-said-by-william-shakespeare

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#Lipsmash is awesome. Get it free here: http://usel.es/lipsmash - #free #iphone #queen #royals #dubsmash #dub #smash

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Get #sweatergram FREE now from the #AppStore and turn your photos into ugly Christmas sweaters! Go here: http://usel.es/sweatergram - #uglychristmassweater #uglysweater #christmassweater #holidaysweater #freeapp #christmas #happyholidays #xmassweater #xmas #knitwear #uglysweaterparty #monalisa #iphone #ipad #uselesscreations

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Get #sweatergram FREE now from the #AppStore and turn your photos into ugly Christmas sweaters! Go here: http://usel.es/sweatergram - #uglychristmassweater #uglysweater #christmassweater #holidaysweater #freeapp #christmas #happyholidays #xmassweater #xmas #knitwear #knittersofinstagram #iphone #ipad #uselesscreations

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You already have the perfect #Wholloween prop in your pocket! Turn your phone into a #SonicScrewdriver with the official FREE #DoctorWho Sonic Screwdriver app! http://SonicScrewdriverApp.com/free - #iphone #android #sonicsunglasses #drwho #freeapp

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#KermitTheFrog with a #Trump-do! Not sure how he sees... (Get TRUMP YO'SELF app free from the #AppStore) #themuppets @themuppets #trumpyourself #donaldtrump #trumphair @themuppetsabc

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#Kanye #TRUMP-ed! (Get the app FREE http://usel.es/TrumpYoself) #kanyeforpresident #kanyewest #donaldtrump #trumpyourself #trumphair #kimkardashian #republican #democrat #election #candidate #ios #ios9 #iphone #ipad #freeapp #uselesscreations

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#SamuelLJackson #TRUMP-ed! (Get TRUMP YO'SELF free from the #AppStore, http://usel.es/TrumpYoself) #trumpyourself #trumphair #nickfury #macewindu #ios #ios9 #ipad #iphone #moviestar #starwars #marvel #avengers #bald #hairdo #yourefired #hairstyle #uselesscreations