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@uselessslovakiafacts
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if you're from Ukraine, you have a uterus and don't want to be pregnant:
1. First of all AVOID AT ANY COST people and sites that have the name of "Ordo Iuris" or "pro-prawo do życia" (translate: pro-life). If you see a logo of fetus inside a heart, run.
Pro-prawo do życia foundation informed that one woman from Ukraine contacted them, asking for abortion. She barely spoke polish, which they admitted without any shame, that's why she thought that if they talk about abortion, they can provide it. They informed that they "explained children are not killed in Poland" and that now she's "in a safe place where no harm can come to her and her baby". I don't have words for how fucking inhuman it is to manipulate traumatized woman into carrying pregnancy she's not ready for since she's a refugee with no finances.
2. If you need abortion, contact:
Aborcyjny Dream Team
Ciocia Basia (abortion in Berlin; they can be found on facebook and theor email is [email protected])/ Ciocia Czesia (abortion in Czech Republic)
Abortion without borders (all of the above cooperate with them)
They will give you information on how to perform safe abortion with right medicaments or will help to travel abroad.
3. If anyone would try to threat you, remember than in Poland it is still legal to do abortion yourself, that's why it's mostly done with pills. Don't let them manipulate you. Fuck these people. You're not evil for needing abortion.
Please, help me spread this message and translate it in Ukrainian, please
Переклад українською
Якщо Ви з України, маєте матку та не хочете бути вагітними:
1. По-перше, УНИКАЙТЕ БУДЬ-ЯКОЮ ЦІНОЮ людей та вебсайти, які називаються “Ordo Iuris” або “pro-prawo do życia” (переклад: про-право для життя). Якщо бачите лого з плодом всередині серця - біжіть.
Фонд “pro-prawo do życia” сповістив про українку, яка звернулася до нього (фонду) з метою отримати аборт. Вона практично не знала польську мову - про що фонд заявив без сорому - та подумала, що він (фонд) може надати аборт, оскільки робітники говорили про аборти. Фонд сповістив, що вони “пояснили жінці, що дітей в Польщі не вбивають” і що українка “зараз знаходиться в безпечному місці, де ніщо не нашкодить їй та її дитині”. Я не маю слів, щоб описати наскільки нелюдяно маніпулювати травматизованою жінкою та заставляти її виношувати дитину, до якої вона не готова, бо вона біженка без грошей.
2. Якщо Вам потрібен аборт, ось список організацій, до яких можна звернутися:
Aborcyjny Dream Team (польська організація)
Ciocia Basia (аборт в Берліні, Німеччина; їх можна знайти на Фейсбуці, електронна пошта: [email protected]) / Ciocia Czesia (аборт в Чехії)
Abortion without borders (організації вище співпрацюють з цією)
Ці організації зможуть надати інформацію про те, як зробити безпечний аборт за допомогою правильних медичних препаратів або допоможуть виїхати за кордон для отримання аборту.
3. Якщо хтось намагатиметься погрожувати Вам - пам’ятайте, що в Польщі Ви можете легально зробити медикаментозний аборт самостійно (тому зазвичай аборти робляться за допомогою препаратів). Не давайте їм маніпулювати Вами. Хай ці люди йдуть нахуй. Ви не винні та Ви не погана людина через те, що Вам потрібен аборт.
Российский перевод
Если Вы с Украины, имеете матку и не хотите быть беременными:
1. Во-первых, ИЗБЕГАЙТЕ ЛЮБОЙ ЦЕНОЙ людей и вебсайты, которые называются “Ordo Iuris” или “pro-prawo do życia” (перевод: про-право на жизнь). Если видите лого с плодом внутри сердца - бегите.
Фонд “pro-prawo do życia” оповестил об украинке, которая обратилась к нему (фонду) за абортом. Она практически не знала польский язык - что фонд признает без всякого стыда - и подумала, что он (фонд) может помочь сделать аборт, поскольку работники говорят о них. Фонд оповестил, что они “объяснили женщине, что детей в Польше не убивают” и что украинка “сейчас находится в безопасном месте, где ни ей, ни ее ребенку ничего не угрожает”. У меня нет слов, чтобы передать, насколько бесчеловечно манипулировать женщиной, пережившей эмоциональную травму, и заставлять ее вынашивать ребенка, к которому она не готова, потому что она беженка без денег.
2. Если Вам нужен аборт, вот список организаций, к которым можно обратиться:
Aborcyjny Dream Team (польская организация)
Ciocia Basia (аборт в Берлине, Германия; их можно найти на Фейсбуке, электронная почта: [email protected]) / Ciocia Czesia (аборт в Чехии)
Abortion without borders (организации выше сотрудничают с этой)
Эти организации могут предоставить информацию о том, как сделать безопасный аборт с помощью правильных медицинских препаратов или помогут выехать за границу, чтобы получить аборт там.
3. Если кто-то будет пытаться угрожать Вам - помните, что в Польше Вы можете легально сделать медикаментозный аборт самостоятельно (поэтому обычно аборты делают при помощи препаратов). Не давайте им манипулировать Вами. Пусть эти люди идут нахуй. Вы не виноваты и Вы не являетесь ужасным человеком из-за того, что Вам нужен аборт.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TRANSLATING, EVERYONE REBLOG WITH UKRAINIAN TRANSLATION!!!
Useful Slovakia facts:
Slovak borders are open for Ukrainian refugees. All trains are free for people from Ukraine right now.
🇺🇦If you need further information or help, you can find it there:🇺🇦
https://ktopomozeukrajine.sk/ (who can help Ukraine)
There you should be able to find further information both in Ukrainian and English as well as a form to request a form to help you with acommodation
additionally, a government website with necessary information is in available in ukrainian for people arriving https://ua.gov.sk/
🇺🇦INFORMATION FOR UKRAINIANS!
• Finland now allows Ukrainian citizens to arrive to Finland without visa. Starting from 25th of February 2022.
• Ukrainian citizens are allowed to stay in Finland for 3 months without visa. HOWEVER you can apply for asylum or residence permit and stay in Finland for longer than 3 months. If you have family members in Finland, you can apply for residence permit based on family reasons.
• You’re welcomed with open arms, we stand with Ukraine💛💙My DM:s are open and anyone who needs help with anything such as applying for asulym or residence permit, or simply arranging everyday things, I’m always here to help.
UKRAINIAN EMBASSY IN HELSINKI, FINLAND: https://um.fi/representation-of-foreign-states-in-finland-or-in-the-nearest-country-to-finland/-/asset_publisher/eSWq5XE6v1DV/contactInfoOrganization/id/123798
Embassy of Ukraine
HOW TO APPLY FOR ASYLUM: https://migri.fi/en/asylum-in-finland
Asylum in Finland | Maahanmuuttovirasto
MOVING TO FINLAND IF YOU HAVE FAMILY MEMBERS IN HERE: https://migri.fi/en/moving-to-finland-to-be-with-a-family-member
Moving to Finland to be with a family member | Maahanmuuttovirasto
Useful Slovakia facts:
Slovak borders are open for Ukrainian refugees. All trains are free for people from Ukraine right now.
🇺🇦If you need further information or help, you can find it there:🇺🇦
https://ktopomozeukrajine.sk/ (who can help Ukraine)
There you should be able to find further information both in Ukrainian and English as well as a form to request a form to help you with acommodation
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“Bámul, mint borjú az új kapura” - “He is staring like a calf at the new gate”
origin: cows know where they had to return at night, but if the gate was changed in the time they spent out on the field, they couldn’t recognize it, and they didn’t go in on their own use: when someone doesn’t understand something so they just stare with an empty look
Omg, this is also in Slovak “čumí ako teľa na nové vráta” and I didn’t have an idea about the origin!
also, kapura is gate in Hungarian? Because it is the same in the East Slovak dialect, as far as I know
(further evolving to “kapurková” which means the last drink you have before you leave (from a visit). Originating from the idea you had the drink (usually hard liquoir, of course) at the gate when leaving home)
... na první pohled jsem viděl Billu . . . až pak mi došlo že máte eura . . . kilo banánů za dvě koruny by bylo . . . podezřelé
Ak by to bola akcia z takmer dvoch eur na necelé dve koruny, ani trocha by som sa nesťažovala! :-D
The best deal
i can’t get over the fact that the whole fascination with “””untranslatable words””” has gone so far that there’s an article on slovene(!) wikipedia about schadenfreude (here), even though slovene already has a word for that concept (“privoščljivost”)…… and it’s not even some short stub but actually quite substantial, at least for slovene wiki standards:
when i first saw it, while still facepalming, i immediately went to check if there was any comment in the talk page, telling the idiot who made this article that there already is a slovene word for that – and sure enough:
“So then Schadenfreude is Slovene privoščljivost? I suggest we move the article to the Slovene name.” my hero :’’’’
rozmýšlam že my máme aj dvojhlásky ia ie iu ô ale to ia ie iu sa nezaratava do abecedy prečo?
Musela som hľadať odpoveď, našla som ju tu:
Písmená ch, dz, dž sa nazývajú zložky. Skladajú sa z dvoch písmen abecedy, ale súčasne tvoria jeden znak – jedno samostatné písmeno slovenskej abecedy, ktorým sa zapisuje jedna hláska (spoluhláska). Dvojhlásky ia, ie, iu sa väčšinou zaraďujú medzi dlhé samohlásky, ide však o zložené samohlásky (diftongy), na rozdiel od jednoduchých samohlások (monoftongov). Dvojhlásky sa väčšinou definujú ako spojenie dvoch samohláskových prvkov v jednej slabike, ktoré funguje ako jedna dlhá samohláska. Dvojhláska sa teda chápe ako jedna špecifická hláska, ktorá sa v slovenčine zapisuje dvoma písmenami slovenskej abecedy.Osobne nie som plne spokojná s odpoveďou, lebo to, prečo sa toto neráta a dz/dž/ch áno, to plne nevysvetľuje, preto ak tu bude nejaký slovenčinár schopný to vysvetliť, má priestor :D
English: It fits like a glove. Spanish: It fits like a ring on the finger. Italian: It fits like shoes painted on with a brush.
Finnish: It fits like a . FiST. iN. the EYe . (ง'̀-‘́)ง
Slovene: fits like a father on mother
Slovak: It fits like a butt on the potty
Today the Department of Extraordinary Upcycling salutes B&E, a pair of backyard farmers in Idaho who used a pair of old satellite dishes and a trampoline frame to construct an outstanding UFO chicken coop for their growing flock:
Although it doesn’t feature a tractor beam to lift the hens into their house, the coop is insulated, ventilated, heated, and equipped with surveillance cameras and LED lights throughout for that extraterrestrial ambiance.
Head over to Backyard Chickens for process photos and additional info about the creations of this geektastic chicken coop.
[via Neatorama and Backyard Chickens]
@useless-sloveniafacts
Number of letters in each European Country in their alphabet.
a, á, ä b c č d ď dz dž e é f g h ch i í j k l ĺ ľ m n ň o ó ô p q (loanwords only) r ŕ s š t ť u ú v w (loanwords only) x (loanwords only) y ý z ž did I forget anything?
where do you begin with this
Slovenia and the Czech Republic (Slovakia, too) were in fact part of the same country for literal centuries but I guess Habsburg conspiracy theories don’t have the same je ne sais quoi that imaginary Communist plots do
for most of the above i have to thank efe from @useless-turkeyfacts #birdsolidarity
official portrait of our beloved ruler:
the anthem of Soviet Yugoslavia:
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Somehow i find thus funny
Slovakia actually has a whole page on their website about this confusion: http://www.slovak-republic.org/slovenia/
They both were parts of Austria Hungary before WWI too, that’s how Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia both formed
Getting intensely passive-aggressive vibes from those smiley faces
Fun fact: the reason the names are so similar is that they are pretty much the same thing – though nowadays they mean “the land of Slovenes” and “the land of Slovaks” respectively, etymologically they are both “the land of Slavs”!
They both come from Proto-Slavic *slověninъ which means “a Slav” (originally most likely from a hydronym “the one of the river *slava/slavy” (that river name being sth like “ the one that cleans/washes”, from the Proto-Indo-European root *k̑leu̯H- “to clean, to wash (out)”), later probably interpreted through folk etymology as coming from *slovo, “a word, fame”, from the PIE root *k̑leu̯- “to hear”), which means that Slovenes and Slovaks are the only Slavs that kept the original name and didn’t name themselves as something else.
The words that refer to the two peoples and countries in their respective languages are very similar:
demonyms: man, men, woman, women Slovene: Slovenec, Slovenci, Slovenka, Slovenke Slovak: Slovák, Slováci, Slovenka, Slovenky
adjective (m./f./n.), language Slovene: slovenski/slovenska/slovensko, slovenščina Slovak: slovenský/slovenská/slovenské, slovenčina
country, official name Slovene: Slovenija, Republika Slovenija Slovak: Slovensko, Slovenská republika
Another fun fact: if the official name of Slovenia were structured the way the name of Slovakia is (i.e. if it were not “Republic of Slovenia” but instead the “Slovene Republic”, like it is the “Slovak Republic”), it would be Slovenska republika (imagine explaining the difference between Slovenska republika and Slovenská republika then).
a year in Poland gothic
spring: god I wish the weather would get its shit together it's april I'm still wearing my winter jacket? what's this? I hate it! also it's cold in the morning, hell during the day, suddenly cold again??? that's offensive im feeling oppressed in this chili's tonight
summer: holy fuCKING SHIT IT'S SO HOT what am I supposed to do?? I can't undress more???? I can't go abroad because it's even worse???? ???? fuck me sideways I'm all sweaty and gross and people around me stink and I hate my life
(alternatively: it's so fuCKING COLD??? is this winter?? why is it raining so much?? this is not the summer I ordered, where's my summer?)
autumn: why is it so dark so early???? (genuine shock and surprise even though the same shit happens annually) also it's so cold??? it blows evil right into my face and it rains horizontally??? where's all my gray clothes, let's make me even less visible for the drivers
winter: (literally 0,0985723cm of snow appears) g OD WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SNOW EVERYWHERE I HATE WINTER (like 0,98523783578cm of ice on the sidewalk) fuck better pour sand on that so everyone's shoes is dirty. don't want the dirt??? put salt on that we are so salty it won't hurt us. we'll be fine, but will our shoes be? no
also fuck christmas??? and christmas shopping??? sudden realization I hate all my family members and have no idea what to buy them (even though the deal is 'no gifts this year') and shit I'm gonna make 2893575983257973 Christmas meals we'll be eating until February
too relatable
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