User Cards

Cards for you, Card for me, Cards for anyone, Cards for everyone!

[usercards]

Introduction

This blog is entirely dedicated to posting user cards, what are they you may ask?

Well, you they work by downloading the images from the blog, and then plopping them onto your own bio, simple as that.

This is almost entirely automated, with cards being queued for optimisation.

As long as you aren’t Racist, Facist, Queerphobic, Xenophobic or Sexist, you can interact with this blog, but for neutrality and, for drama prevention reasons, most interactivity features on this blog are turned off by default.

This originated from a scratch trend made a person of a similar username, but after the original creator was exposed for discriminating a genderfluid user, the whole thing came crashing down.

what I won’t do:

Racist, Sexist, Ableist, etc. Cards

Cards with obvious NSFW on them (paraphiles are fine, as long as they aren’t too clear or dangerous)

Exclusionist pride card (Gravity Knife Gays, Longsword Lesbians, etc.)

Challenge!

if we reach 100 followers, I will share the procreate template I use!

we’re quarterway through!

[usercards]

I have some requests

-This user would kill any one of you for a single corn chip

-This user hates usercar-WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE ALREADY HERE

-This user is two of themselves in a trenchcoat

-fluorine (don’t put this one as a usercard (unless you want to))

this user would kill any one of you for a single corn chop

this user hates usercards

this user is two of themselves in a trenchcoat

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this headmate is a John Egbert Fictive!

john egbert

this headmate is a john egbert fictive

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this user is AFAB

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this user is AMAB

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Please make a card about exit 8, I absolutely love exit 8, especially its yellow

this user plays the exit 8

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this user is a taurus

this user is a taurus

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I’m surprised no one asked for a homestuck card yet.

this user likes homestuck

this user likes homestuck

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this user plays eternal towers of hell

this user plays eternal towers of hell

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this user is MLM (man loving man)

this user is a male loving male

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WHERE ARE YOU

here

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should I do agab cards

Yes + AGAB Non-Conforming identities

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 17

[usercards]

oh piss I forgot about this

[onanisttique]

9000 notes and i contact a psychologist bcs im a chronic self harmer

[artemisiamasterofnone]

girlypop you okay

MOOTS, ASSEMBLE

GET THIS GUY A PSYCHOLOGIST NOW

@soil-clown @jacksfoxevangeline @bonesgocrunchandsodoesmy @karochlebek @its06xand @yourmomsalright @caketheidiot @pomelo-verse-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @chocymilkmilo @caravalxjurdan240 @cami11e4450 @mail-jeev4s @qrxlvz and anyone else who sees this, get her some help FAST

[caravalxjurdan240]

@itzursafespace @stories-i-guess @flyerguardian @finnick-says-shit @the-badger-mole @colourobserver @randomfandomgurly @yourartmatters-itswhatgotmehere @obsessivebookwormalert @peggytheblackcat @sleepy-ducks @goose-the-girl @nerdyblackcat @hermitrad @xcruelprincessx @venusoftheflytraps @v4nillapearl @nothinggggg7 @vanillafaye

[obsessivebookwormalert]

NOO THERES NO SPAMMING COMMENTS OKAY WAIT

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @raewantscoffee @relinquished-roses-offical

[raewantscoffee]

LET'S DO THIS MY LOVELY MOOTS

@secretsisterhood3 @chaosatthebookclub @connell-the-actor

[connell-the-actor]

@mikhailruinstheinternet @wishbones-and-clovers @con-the-kobold

[con-the-kobold]

@yourlocalavian

[yourlocalavian]

CALLING MY- ...idk I already used the Avengers quote what's another one....

.......

I dont watch enough movies help....

...

ANYWAYS-

ASSEMBLEEEE

@serendipitys-dragon @lunathetunaaa @wynnbellamy @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @p3skybirdd @sharinosaur @iicor @aussiebeth @mars2moons @moon-storm @lemoneblossom @autopilotangel @autophobiastar @kaeruutv @thelongferret @the-bug-carnival @theboybehindtheflowerspng @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @callofwinter @opal-and-pumpkin @bucket-of-axilotl @callofwinter @wiltingtu1ips @kitab00m101 @pinkparrotwrites @smallcloverleaf @silvertheindignantfox @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @aqxuastars @phoenixrainsfire413 @purrrrplecats @museyphobia @haboinga @nerd-alerts @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @rusty-spooooooooon @maimaitheartist @beanzdabean @aries-the-faery @purrrrplecats @boooootomatotomato

[maedaeeee]

Alright fellas.

You know what to do.

@nerd-alerts @elijahcries2 @tabbykai @beanzdabean @gremilnboxedin @p3skybirdd @boooootomatotomato @ianyourattic @thefabuloussalemwitch @eveessideblogfornonsense @wiltingtu1ips @wixenfelloff @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @cantspellanexitey

[vickysnowpawz]

uhhhh i don't what to call y'all

ig y'all are my snow bunnies now ( idk snow )

@vixiestarfrost @obsidiansandwich @cosmoseyekon @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @beanzdabean @potatoanarchist @wiltingtu1ips @phoenixrainsfire413 @shadey-rper @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @p3skybirdd @bucket-of-axilotl @lunathetunaaa @silvertheindignantfox @st4ry3mi @eb-or-echo-part-2 @mellowphilosephersword @unablebagel @lilonceleriscool124 @lilmushroom779 @rainbowfeather314 @silvertheindignantfox

[potatoanarchist]

come on

@writingwithoutconfidence @randomperson2009 @rlinnl @teathattast @theonebtweentheshadows @tehizel @temisjanaina @obsidiansandwich @orcaraminga @one-million-beers @angelist @soda-imp @st4ry3mi @firefly247 @gbee333 @hailey1972 @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @kirapjo0818 @l-zah1ra @lmanburglogs @lexi-arts @lunathetunaaa @ludwigwormwood @coisinha1-14-1 @vixiestarfrost @burnttoast7272 @nicoscoffee @novnovv + everybody ever

[charlie-deunicorn]

COME FORTH, MY LEGION!!!

@strawberry-offical, @chaos-triangle, @th3-n3xt-phas3, @lulu307 @shadowqueen402, @chisapiens, @p, @vioris32, @j3llyf1shp3rs0n, @a-small-lemon, @j3llyf1shp3rs0n, @iwritesillyfanfictions, @kayla-arts, @luleck, @lostdream0xx, @lordsabove, @robberfjk10, @wolame-o-ccx, @empeydids, @duioki2007, @fictionallover98, @thegreatnerdly, @bazahabinga, @burbankblood, @oliivi-exe, @offbrandragatha, @sadnotdeadyetbifrog, @multi-fandom-menace-13, @mysteryofthedawn, @shadowsgreenchaosemerald, @lovesickvamp, @sunnymmoon, @rine091, @cyborgclone17, @strawberryxex, @tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora, @tastywhispycripsy, @abs0lut3h0rr1f1cm1stak3, @tai22lelele, @extraaccountxd, @hellouserlol, @ando666detonao, @kajokkaa, @atsuriatsu, @miauna, @ask-vox-666, @jahma69

[strawberry-offical]

NOTE THIS! NOW. NOTE BEAM

[oppossum-offical]

TO ME MY MOOTS @burning-britain-official @the-grim-reaper-offical

@do-not-u-dare @eredin-offical @hekate-offical

[eredin-offical]

I shall inform the others.

@evilpineapple-offical @breadcrumb-offical @salamander-offical @aostchekhovreturns @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical

[19521chaos]

oh wait uhhh @nug-offical

[nug-offical-deactiv]

hello

@beansandsausages32 help them

[19521chaos]

oh also uhhh @mr-media2k

[mr-media2k]

well @technum-99 @neotendoblogs @neodymiumec @oberorka @home-of-the-unbiunium @states-system @static-lives @velcrow101 @tabbyumcatto @nooble00613 @rhodiumcattos @palladium-catto @the---professional @ogannessoncatto @oganesson-real @haniszar36 @hadr0n @i1temporaryblissstateyt @europium-catto @estrogencatto @yupekoser @aninkyworldofnightnares @darmstadtiums280particlecount @flmbt @holmiumec @ichibin-irish @pbcatto @plastic0598gd @coolcabbagecat @sonnettheseacoat @aadenboy @blueygrayontumbly @oxygendox @longnecklupin @niobiumcatto @alfaontumbluryay @myusernamenoooo @fractalcattos @hyperoperationfractallisation @19521chaos @carbons-silly @85-novaaa @thebighhh @official-rps-johnathan-blog @rhythmbunny256 @momodrummer @caesiumxlithium @ununennium-catto

[neotendocollective]

why is everyone suffering nowadays

Anyways uhh @usercards bring your followers

[usercards]

ok

@johnheadmate @edizioferreiralimalima45 ominousuniversevolcano (bastard who probably doesn’t care) @nobodynowhereandnothing @rteyedfuckingoff @forgetful-crowe @19521chaos @elixirhoneypot @animaljamyuri @spr1ngf0ward @catonnline @theultimatefanboy @blue-berry-is-a-star-sans @aro-luigi @wheelingwithgrace @purressure @theetherealraphael @neptneso @that-coolllama @distinctlonging @nuttu-chio @theolivinginhidden

go, my followers.

[usercards]

MAKE CARDS YOU $%@#!!!!

this user swears

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card ideas people, I need em’

[zelovinit]

GUYS THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS TESTING OM TRANS PEOPLE

[usercards]

transgender people do NOT need to be fixed.

don’t fiddle with it if it’s already fixed 😭

[usercards]

okay can we all agree that, endo or not, radqueer or not, religious or not, pro or not, anti or not, that sending threats and harassing people on the other side is not a really cool thing to do.

remember they are people too.