Serve and regret

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[userfalll]

Wow I was so funny, how come I wasn't popular :D

Still surprised this site is alive

[userfalll]

Hello

I’m kinda back :)

Honestly, I thought tumblr is now abandoned. Somehow it’s not. I deleted all my controversial (all 2 of them) posts with naked guys (I hope in your head you hear the voice of Tina Belcher from Bob’s burgers) and now ready to be part of this madness again.

And do you know why? Can you guess what created an urge to come back here and write a post?

BOYS.

Maybe I will write post about it soon. Now I need some funny posts and nice pictures -_-

[userfalll]

I just want to thank Tumblr for being my main educator of porn culture for many years. I learned a lot XD

[userfalll]

“Just because someone likes the same crap as you do it doesn’t make him your soulmate”

Soon will be 1 year anniversary of this very sad lesson in my life

[userfalll]

Thanx  cincosechzehn for believing I’m still alive))

Tagged by @ cincosechzehn Nicknames: I had none for last 15 years I guess Gender: wonnabe female Sign: Gemili Time: 21:21 Birthday: 10 June Favorite band / artists: I’m stightly into russian rap resently (who’d have thought that), so  Mnogoznaal, Хаски, Грязный Рамирес, and russian pop Монатик, Томас Мраз, Гречка, Мальбэк и Сюзанна Song stuck in my head: Монеточка - Каждый раз Last movie I watched: Deadpool 2 Last tv show I watched: It’s not tv show, but it feels like so, I watched 10 hours of letsplay Detroit:become human What do I post: Memes about police and whining about people I fall into Do I get asks: No URL meaning: No idea really.  Average hours of sleep: 6-7 Nationality: Russian with small amount of Belorussian and Tatar

[russiawave]

[userfalll]

choose your character

[userfalll]

[villiago-deactivated20141112]

[dearbreeze]

hypochondria: a haiku

why did i do that

why’d i have to look it up

why why why why why

[userfalll]

This method from movies when heartbroken people eat ice cream to calm doesn’t seems to work at all.

I’m just gonna cry for a week I guess.

[elzux]

A VISION HAS COME TO ME I HAVE TO MAKE A MEME

[elzux]

[icpe]

Teach me russian?

Preevet - Hi

Kak dela? - How are you?

Vse horosho - I’m fine.

Spasibo - Thank you

Ti ne nravishsya moemu kotu. Uhodi. - My cat doesn’t like you. Go away.

Mne nujna tvoya odejda, sapogi i motocikl - I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

Ya shas mentov vizovu - That’s it I’m calling the police!

[userfalll]

[userfalll]

I found a way how to get drunk and high in less than a minute.

It called hormones

[userfalll]

My friend call me alfa-female, because her periods changed to my schedule.

[thisisntmycat]

[userfalll]

I think I should warn people who are reading this (are you alive? How are you? Sorry for long time of silence) that this blog might soon become sentimental and probably very stupid.