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we're not kids anymore.
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Cosimo Galluzzi
pixel skylines
One Nice Bug Per Day
dirt enthusiast
Game of Thrones Daily
Origami Around
tannertan36
ojovivo
Love Begins
oozey mess
Three Goblin Art
#extradirty
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Janaina Medeiros
Product Placement
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@userioest
male overwatch characters:
robot
tall rugged grandpa
undead half ghost
cyborg ninja
gorilla
hamster
omnic
human with dwarfism
female overwatch characters:
thin human
thin human
buff human
thin human grandma
kinda fat human but not really
buff human
PURPLE thin human
thin human with wings
thin human
NOW INTRODUCING THE GROUNDBREAKING NEW FEMALE OVERWATCH CHARACTER:
thin human
Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.
I thought this was going to be adorable but
i’m the dog
‘Go to bed, you’ll feel better’ is the human equivalent of: ‘Have you turned it off and on again?’
that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
This might be my favorite post hahaha
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???
There isn’t a food shortage problem in the world, there is a food distribution problem.
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.
Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three
Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.
Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.
Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl
ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.
internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.
Irish recipes:
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song
putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up one me: cut toxic people out in 2018
I Love Ham.
