☆ CLOWN ☆

dandy/seb ☆ he/him ☆ 26 ☆ i make the gay horror

[clowndream]

hi im open for commissions because i need money to live

ive been unemployed for just over a month now and the job hunt isn't going super well, i just need funds for groceries + gas until i get my first paycheck somewhere

you can DM me to request a comm here on tumblr (anons will be ignored), on twitter, or through discord

reblogs are SUPER appreciated

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CLOWNDREAM is open for commissions!

Headshots are $20 +$15 per extra character

Fullbodies are $60 +$45 per extra character

Chibis are $40 +$30 per extra character

How to commission me:

Contact me on Tumblr (clowndream), Twitter (clown_dream), or Discord (@clowndream)

Tell me what you want! Ask questions! I'll ask a lot of them too!

Payment will be done through Paypal in USD. I will need your Paypal email to send the invoice.

I will send a screenshot of the WIP sketch before asking for full payment.

Drawings will take from 5-20 days depending on complexity (or more if it's a special case.)

YES! I will draw...

Fanart

OCs

DND characters, WoLs, sonas, etc

Gore + Body horror

Monsters

Nudes

Ship Art

ASK! I might* draw...

Furries

NSFW

Reference sheets or character designs

Full illustrations

Sketch pages

Short comics

* Please ask first, prices may vary!

NAH! I won't draw...

Animals/ferals

Mecha

Ponies

Landscapes/detailed BGs

Real people

Hateful imagery

Important information:

All drawings will automatically come with flats. If you'd like rendering/shading as well, it will be an additional $10-20. If you don't want flats at all/just lineart, I'll knock $5-10 off the total price.

I have the right to refuse any commission for my own personal reasons.

Asking for major changes after the initial sketch is approved may incur an additional fee.

Commissions may take longer if I already have a lot in my queue.

Feel free to ask me questions at anytime or ask for updates!

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[ravioliet]

people keep responding with stuff about how productivity isn't real and that if you enjoy what you're doing it's not wasting time and like. i guess that's true but i want to emphasize i am Not having fun. i need to get outta here. it's stopping me from doing the fun things and the stuff i literally need to do. ok. you need to understand this is why i'm the weakest soldier

[r18-g]

asexual perverts and trans women are the two pillars still holding up this godforsaken site, honestly

[sillysymbol]

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

[yoyoma-stanaccount]

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

[aadamantine]

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

[shegs]

I FOUMDH IT

[princess-anri]

Regular Couple

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

this ended homophobia

[nikoni]

happy pride month

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[catchymemes]

[parakeet]

has anyone else noticed they still havent invented a pocket dimension where time stands still where one can go to sort their shit out? so you just have to either try in this go go go ass world to find the time, or die unresolved? just something i've noticed.

[killrockstar]

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

[clowndream]

is it bad taste to reply to asks that were sent two years ago

[pjharvey]

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

[gyrovagi]

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[deadsignaltv]

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

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capitol hill, seattle