( -- LET'S PLAY A LYING GAME !! )

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[usodcyo-blog]

❝ Being strong-willed could get you into a lot of trouble around here… ❞

     “Aaaaaaaaaand?”

     Kokichi seems to take the other’s words with a grain of salt. Why should he drop his liar personality just because someone told him not to be stubborn? He had no reason to.

     “I’m an evil, evil supreme leader. I’m made to get in trouble, you see? I’ll watch this world crumble from my own, evil works. That’s what being a true criminal means.”

[usodcyo-blog]

“I thought they were stupid, okay!?”

     “Well, you were obviously wrong about that,” Kokichi muses, looking over the other. What a mess.

     “Looks like you’re the stupid one here!” KOKICHI NO--

[usodcyo-blog]

“You dun fuckin’ goofed, bruh.”

     “Ahaha... I guess you could say that...”

     Perhaps being powerless and walking out into that chaos was a mistake. A mistake Kokichi still probably doesn’t regret, but...

     “But I’m totally fiiinee... it’s fake blood...” An obvious lie, there, Kokichi.

[usodcyo-blog]

❝ Nyeh… magic does exist. Because… I’m a mage. ❞

     “Don’t wooooorryyyyyy. I totally believe you on that, dude!”

     “So? Show me what you can do! Go ahead! Give me a show, alright?! If I get bored, I’ll kill you!” That... was a lie.

[monokumamemes]

NDRV3 Quotes Sentence Starters  Requested by Anonymous

❝ What do you know about girls? Have you even touched a woman besides your mother? ❞

❝ Wow! You know a lot about killing, nerd! ❞ 

❝ I’m guessing that the toilet paper was used to strangle her. ❞ 

❝ But… no person who likes bug can be bad person. ❞ 

❝ Huh? You and me? Hah, that’s a good one! That’s almost as funny as your tiny blueberry pancake nipples! ❞ 

❝ If I pray hard enough, I’ll learn enough points to become a platinum disciple. ❞ 

❝ Nyeh… magic does exist. Because… I’m a mage. ❞ 

❝ D-Don’t mock me! I have studied the complete history of stand-up comedy! ❞ 

❝ Being all depressed won’t help anything. ❞ 

❝ Please, you are exaggerating… I will not complete any request that is asked of me. I once received a request to annihilate a rival nation, but as it was impossible, I rejected it. ❞ 

❝ I mean, it sorta makes sense. You have this strange, almost sexy aura about you. ❞ 

❝ I’m so happy, I just can’t contain my emotions! Like an excited dog that just pees everywhere! ❞ 

❝ The fear of a death that cannot be avoided… Cults are born from a desire to escape that. ❞ 

❝ Alright, chill out, no need to panic… We’re probably not in any danger. If they wanted to kill us, they’d have done it by now. ❞ 

❝ Lemme touch your body a little! I’ve always wanted to be friends with a robot! ❞ 

❝ Being strong-willed could get you into a lot of trouble around here… ❞ 

❝ You’re not going to give up, right? You’re…going to save everyone. ❞ 

❝ I’ve got no intention of getting in your way. I’d never do something so uncool. ❞ 

❝ I wonder when Daddy’s gonna get his motivation back… ❞ 

❝ Yes, keep up the hard work! The fate of our lives rests in your hands! ❞ 

❝ Tch! You and your fuckin’ lies! Go sit in the corner and play with yourself. ❞ 

❝ W-We were going to work together… We promised to become friends… ❞ 

[musingmeme-blog]

starters from buzzfeed’s  “ unsolved  ( supernatural )”

001.   ❛ time’s a-tickin’  .  ❜

002.   ❛  i do feel very uncomfortable in here .  ❜

003.   ❛ it’s not as magical as it sounds  .  ❜

004.   ❛ rock and roll   ,  BUCKAROO !  ❜

005.   ❛  my fart scared you  !  ❜

006.   (  wheeze  )

007.   ❛  can i use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with  ?  ❜

008.   ❛  this is like satan’s cement butthole  .  ❜

009.   ❛  shadows do tend to follow you — that’s sorta how they work  .  ❜

010.   ❛  i’m jumping  ,  i’ve jumped  ,  i’ve landed  .  ❜

011.   ❛  maybe this ghost just likes to blaze it  .  ❜

012.   ❛  HEY GHOULS  !  ❜

013.   ❛  i’ve seen jaws at least six times  ,  that’s a shark  .  ❜

014.   ❛  how the fuck is that possible  ?! ❜

015.   ❛  government  ,  man  .  ❜

016.   ❛  we should see if she’s still building that  ,  otherwise we gotta kill her  .  ❜

017.   ❛  hey  ,  keep this on the down-low  . ❜

018.   ❛  they did not speak like that  .  ❜

019.   ❛  they had donuts in 1947  ?  how old are donuts  ?   ❜

020.   ❛  you just shut your mouth  .  ❜

021.   ❛  you had your fun  ,  you ass  ?  ❜

022.   ❛  SHUT UP  ,  YOU IDIOT  !  we’ve already decided  .  ❜

023.   ❛  i enjoy bacon  .  ❜

024.   ❛  fuck  ,  is that a BEE  ?! ❜

025.   ❛   hey there demons  ,  it’s me   .   .   .  ya boi  .  ❜ 

[justmiz]

Markiplier & Friends: Prop Hunt

Alternatively, you can send me “PROP HUNT!” for me to generate a response.

“Evidence points to my stupidity.”

“What are ya’ll doing?”

“What are you fuckers up to!?”

“I’m not riskin’ it— I’m outta here!”

“This is where I’m stuck forever now.”

“I was drinking water, you ass!”

“I didn’t think you’d laugh at all.”

“Stop shooting my boner!”

“The symmetry will throw them off!”

“Wait a minute… this isn’t fair— this isn’t fair!”

“Let me just try to fit into this tight space.”

“Don’t be embarrassed of your chub.”

“Are we suddenly into boners?”

“For God’s sake, make that joke!”

“If I don’t love boners, I don’t know what’s right in the world.”

“Oh, okay. Bye… *click*”

“Who is in the kitchen with the melons and things?”

“Go away, melon.”

“It’s canon, okay!?”

“Why is that wrong?”

“Did I lose him? I think I lost him!”

“We should put on our glow-in-the-dark condoms and have a battle!”

“What does that do for me?”

“Don’t fuck it up!”

“You can be anything you wanna be!”

“Everyone just relax— AAAAAAAAAAH!”

“Take me to the stars!”

“What even the fuck are you?”

“It’s the only chantey I know!”

“What is that sound in that room?”

“You’re gonna like the way you find me, I guarantee it.”

“I count that as a victory.”

“If I wasn’t an idiot, I wouldn’t have died. But I am an idiot.”

“Okay, okay. Never-mind— okay.”

“I might have gone through a wall.”

“Haha! Killed you, bitch!”

“Oh god, it hurts. It hurts…”

“It’s not broken! It’s fully functional!”

“What even remotely am I?”

“I’m afraid it’s premature cummey-cummey goey-goey.”

“You’re not a professional screamer like me.”

“Well, I’m out of ideas… kill him!”

“What is your set of skills?”

“I think we’re being made a fool of.”

“That is a fantastic hint!”

“Oh, I can feel your heartbeat right up against my face.”

“I can touch my face to your heart.”

“I fucked everything up!”

“I thought they were stupid, okay!?”

“I don’t give a carp!”

“You sound like my mom.”

“Every time I jump, I’ll say boing. Boing! Boing! Boing!”

“Something’s fucky…" 

“I can’t believe those zap-sticks didn’t do the trick.”

“I don’t wanna ruin your fun, ya know? You seem to be having a good time.”

“You have no fucking chance in Hell.”

“I’d say you’re pretty cold, but I ship it.”

“He likes your ass. That’s what he means.”

“It was like witnessing a horrible murder!”

“There’s blood in the puppy crates! There’s blood in all of them…”

“I see your pain, [NAME].”

“Please just end my pain.”

“It’s time to stop, [NAME]!”

“You dun fuckin’ goofed, bruh.”

“What’s thick? Damn— he thick!”

“That banana changed me, in more ways than one.”

“He’s a penis!”

“How the fuck did you do that?”

“He’s sort of hidden…”

[usodcyo-blog]

smolderingxthief:

     Sometimes a guy just needed time by himself to mind his own business and reflect on his decisions. Not that he was wondering if they were bad or not (because the wallet he had stolen recently helped him to eat a super fine meal), but he also needed to think about if the fries were a really good decision for his complexion.

     But he honestly loved them now, so he didn’t care.

     Needing to think and maul one’s own mind didn’t get over so well when someone told you probably one of the most terrifying things ever. And it honestly had Eugene spooked.

     “What?” he all but screeched, his hands flailing as he attempted to free his back of such a vile creature. “Get it off me, get it off me!” His panic grew the more that he tried to get rid of it and couldn’t feel it.

     This grown ass man wanted to cry. “Dude, help me out!”

     Kokichi is, usually, good at keeping a front with his lies. However, this was just too goddamn funny. Oh, this poor guy was so freaked! The supreme leader was getting such a kick out of this it practically hurt. It was too bad someone wasn’t here to apologize for his actions. Because he would never apologize for himself, really.

     It takes him a moment, a small “pffffffft” escaping his lips, before he full out laughs. He might as well be losing his head at how hard he’s chuckling, and it’s not his creepy “nishishi”. No, it’s a genuine, actually laugh coming from him, which was a bit of a rare sight to be honest.

     “Oh, man! You should see the look on your face right now!”

     He gives a wide smile, before continuing on.

     “It was a lie. Calm yourself, geez!”

[usodcyo-blog]

     Kokichi was supposed to be dead.

     He was supposed to be dead, trying to stop that damned killing game. Kaito had pressed the button, the hydraulic press was closing in on him, so... why? What was he doing here? Perhaps it was better than being dead, but...

     Everyone in the killing game... would they make it out alive? Oh, God, he hopes. ...You can do it, Saihara-chan, he thinks.

     Anyways, he needs to get these thoughts out of his mind. What better way than to mess with a random person he comes along?

     Perfect...!

     So, his victim would be this person he walked by. Why not? It’s time for him to break out one of his good ol’ lies!

     “Wh-Whoa! That’s a super big cockroach on your back! Like, crazy big! Ohmigod. Save yourself.”

      Oh, the poor victim he was messing with... but this was how he had fun.