[sailorsally]

sometimes they take an actor of Shakespearean caliber and put him in sitcoms repeatedly and exclusively and you live your whole life thinking he's just some funny guy with a weird face

[bean-spring]

I don't want any of you fake fans simping for flashback Mark now. If you didn't want him at his suicidal, depressed, grieving era with pathetic hair you don't deserve him at his dark academia, hot history professor era either

[everythingalllatonce]

Welcome back, hot and cute Adam Scott.

I've always believed in you

[starknesskenobi]

How are you guy's just now find out how attractive Adam Scott is...I've had a crush on that man since Parks and Rec

[mancandykings]

ADAM SCOTT Sharp Magazine (2022)

[louisegluckpdf]

i like that every time milchick has to interact with miss huang it goes like this

[handcrushedbyamalletremix]

nothing is certain about severance except mr milchick having that shit ON

[fishpondfish]

severance is like [45-50 minutes of life-altering television that leave you wanting to walk into the ocean or perhaps perform a self-immolation]

directed by

[chiimeramanticore]

dude you gotta watch severance it's so exciting. in season 2 they go outside

[andielion]

Dylan’s a deadbeat, Mark’s dead, Helena’s insane, Burt’s evil, Milchick’s slipping, Irving’s fucked, we are COOKED but at least Devon is bisexual.

[modwyr]

sometimes i think people on here forget that songs are also meant to be listened to instead of just having the lyrics read.

[bisexual-berry]

the thing about Hozier is that he's gonna use mythology, literature and folklore to be horny and to make his songs political every time and i'm gonna eat it up every time

[wastelandbabyblue]

as is tradition, i've updated my: "hozier using terms of endearment on his songs" list.

"baby" remains number one with 9 new additions. he uses "baby" a total of 74 times throughout his entire (released) discography

"darling" was his favourite term this time around with 17 new additions. it went from only 9 to 26 times he used the term in his songs

"love" got 11 new additions. 17 in total

and last but not least he used "honey" one time. so that's 46 times he says "honey" now

[yummymeee]

[pearwaldorf]

thank u Andrew Hozier-Byrne for writing songs that require a whole-ass liberal arts degree and possibly a minor in classics or Irish literature to understand the allusions, thus providing enrichment for all the girlies (gender-neutral) who started out as English majors in undergrad.

[leaves-fall-down]

Hozier finally said something about how stupid people sound when they reduce him to mystical forest bullshit so they can ignore his Black inspirations FINALLY

Full interview:

Hozier, King of Whatever You Need Him to Be

The lyrical musician talks about the romanticism and art of his latest album, Unreal Unearth

[handfulofhoney]

thinking about these tweets again, RIP me

(from 2017)