[leaves-fall-down]

Uh about me I guess

-Autumn

-Writer, usually writing scripts but I am also working on a book right now

-Will also usually be yapping about music in some compacity

-Uh that's it I guess for now!!

[peoplegettingreallymadatgay]

[slunch]

[despair-the-zero]

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[youthincare]

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you are not going to believe what they did with Books

[parkchanwoohoo]

"A wall of text" baby that's a curb at best

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the other day I read a compelling point that many instances described as illiteracy would actually be more aptly described as aliteracy, meaning an individual has the ability to read but simply chooses not to. great example here, awesome work.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

jeez. sorry you didn't like it.

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[beemovieerotica]

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

[dogpuppy]

[freakoutgirl]

Imposter syndrome but for things I like. Poser syndrome.

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[dragonessmiralis]

I may in fact be stupid

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you