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[usurrpr]

THIS MUSE HAS BEEN MOVED TO A MULTIMUSE

FIND HIM @ CONSPICERC

[bransles]

“ as if i am only marginally more attractive than that THING !! ”

[usurrpr]

“ invalid  argument .  the  twili  scale  of  attractiveness  is  inverted ,  and  so  you  remain  being  an  ugly  lil  twink . ”

[usurrpr]

how attractive are you from 1 - 100.

“ . . . . . . . . . . a- . ”

[mr-gromain]

-XANTO-

[usurrpr]

The real question can zant cook corn 🌽

bold of you to assume he wouldn’t be able to cook corn. what do you think he is? a joke? not anymore now that he’s a goddamn chef!

[usurrpr]

what’s this? you don’t know about my zant’s new Chef verse ? why allow me to show you a very accurate and reliable reference for it. here you go, enjoy yourself. next time you go to the kitchen you’ll find our twili chef cooking a delicious five star meal ~

[usurrpr]

and here he be with one of his shadow beasts around the kitchen. ah, yes. nothing but peace while in the kitchen. just beautiful. a twili chef enjoying the moment.

[usurrpr]

what’s this? you don’t know about my zant’s new Chef verse ? why allow me to show you a very accurate and reliable reference for it. here you go, enjoy yourself. next time you go to the kitchen you’ll find our twili chef cooking a delicious five star meal ~

[stillyourzelda]

twilight realm entrance

[airxn]

🔮 from :) zant :) @ usurrpr

     “ Looks like he came outta’ Hot Topic, but can’t say he isn’t owning it. ”

Send me 🔮 for one thought your muse might hear if they could read my muse’s mind. @usurrpr

[welkingunther]

[usurrpr]

Adorable-ness Meter!

“ refrain from calling me that ever again or there will be consequences. ”

[usurrpr]

@fclsusrex​      sc.

he’s gone through enough timelines and worlds to lose track of what was before and after his own history. if the twilight realm was still something he could find should he search for it, but with no mirror or portal it would be just as impossible anyway. a pointless thing to look for... it’s a strange feeling, first how he was against the twili’s ideals, his own insisting that they deserved more, that they were nothing but seen and treated as caged animals. if that was a prison then he missed it.

he’s just become a wanderer of the land, surviving on his own; perhaps by then people would no longer remember him, he shouldn’t need to hide away from civilization. though he used his own magic to make himself a place, cozy enough to at least pass the nights. and it was rare if there was ever a stranger walking by... and as soon as they got too close for his own liking, zant growled and stood up to face them.

“ leave. i do not want company tonight. ”

[usurrpr]

@beguilingfury​      sc.

“ STOP THAT! ”

his lack of patience was not a secret, even less when his plans were threatened to be spoiled by such an annoying brat. he was under pressure of making everything work and overtake the land of hyrule once again. now joined by a powerful army, zant couldn’t possibly let everything go to waste due to the simple mistake of getting distracted. he still needs more of his own warriors to spawn and cross the portal, should it be closed now then hyrule forces might have the slightest chance of victory. nothing assured.

joined by three shadow beasts he corners the one who dared try and mess up his plans. for now the gate remained open, newcoming monsters instructed to leave the room and join the other battle. this was a fight for him to deal with.

[usurrpr]

@trollamulet​      sc.

“ you... we’ve met before, have we not? ”

and it was not a pleasant encounter as far as he remembers. no, they were that one stranger that befriended the imp ( because he will not refer to her as his realm’s princess ) and the chosen hero. but the battle had ended, hylian forces left with no choice but to retreat --- he knew bringing argorok to battle would prove useful. perhaps it was not a permanent win but it was enough to please his master and god for now. that was enough for the twili.

“ i’ll assume you lost your way, or you mean to beg for forgiveness. ”

[usurrpr]

@spiritofaether​     sc.

but why would anyone bother being kind to him? he’s a stranger, an odd looking one as well. in a place where no one recognized him yet most interactions towards him were equally hostile; and he didn’t really try being friendly either. he just does whatever necessary to survive, tired from yet another pointless search but at least he found a village that so far only one bothered being nice to him. and yet, he’s still hesitant about it.

“ i should be alright, i don’t see any reason why i should accept your offer to... join you and your spawn for dinner. ”

[usurrpr]

@hylian-champion​​      sc.

he’s told to wait. a voice that echoes in his mind though he’s no longer sure if it was the one he called a god or his own creation. all he knows after bringing himself to such an era is that he must wait. look after the fallen hero that is meant to awake soon; the same essence could be found within them, that hero that long ago caused his own demise. unfortunate, but he knows this land’s evil power had corrupted the shrine meant to heal link.

he’s outside, night already fallen and he stays warm around a campfire. there was nothing for him to fear, no monster would pay any attention as they were on the same side; or they noticed he could so easily rid of them. but finally, he hears a noise, the shrine being opened and he quickly gets up to face the other. there’s a hum that reflects disappointment, but if this is what his god wanted him to do...

“ come. i hope you’re no longer exhausted, for we have much to do. ”

[usurrpr]

@gerudosage​      sc.

such a hindrance that there were still creatures in this rotten world daring to protect it. why bother when they didn’t have the strength or power to defy him. the twili king had a might out of their own comprehension, gifted to him and it served as proof that he was doing the right thing. 

the desert wasn’t a place he could spare, not when he knows too well the mirror of twilight was kept there. but before he makes any advance he plagued the abandoned fortress and grounds with bulblins, poes, gibdos and stalchilds, along with any other creature that found this place fitting to call their new home.

he also noticed he’s being watched... a presence that is unfamiliar yet still lingers, about to leave the arbiter’s grounds when his job was done and all that was left was find the mirror. alas, he’s interrupted, teeth gritted under the mask but how annoyed he was couldn’t be seen past it.

“ if you don’t mean to be of use to me, i suggest you leave. or die. whichever pleases you most. ”