okay so following up on another post of mine about the fandom could really use more baby shiro art, lets imagine shiro suddenly being baby-fied by some weird alien shit.
what would they do when they need to change his diaper?
like, let’s be lenient and say that they somehow acquire human diapers (maybe from that mall with the earth store WHO KNOWS). who tf knows how to change diapers? like, u can’t just slap a new one on and call it a day that shit is a Ritual with several steps for cleanup and application okay.
allura and coran? nope. allura’s never done it before. coran has but for some weird alien reason altean diapers are completely different from human diapers.
hunk? nope. he’s the youngest sibling, he’s never had to change diapers.
pidge and keith? forget it. hopeless. points to keith for being rlly good with getting baby!shiro to sleep and pidge for being rlly good at keeping him all giggly instead of crying, but they have Zero experience in this terrifying field.
you know what that means.
lance to the rescue. he’s got this. do you know how many diapers he’s changed? he lost count back in middle school. he has Seen Things. poop gets on him? shiro pees on him? is that the worst shiro can do? try changing three babies at once - two of which are not even your siblings, and one of which you are very sure is actually aiming at you - and then come talk to him.
you may think he’s really taking one for the team, but really, he’s mostly in it so he can lord it over shiro once he’s back to normal.
“look at him, i should’ve known he’d grow up so big and strong, he used to literally kick up a fuss when i tried to change his diapers. i remember it like it was yesterday-” / “lance it WAS yesterd-” / “THEY GROW UP SO FAST”
“you’re gonna talk to me that way? after all i’ve done for you? i changed your diapers, mijo.”
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