Having nothing to say takes a lot of time

Just a small town girl living in the fandom world.

[creeptixs]

infernal twins doing infernal twin things

[louferrignojrofficial]

this is the best day of my entire life

[uh-ohspaghettio]

All I’m saying is we got to see Dean fight Castiel’s Dad it’s only fair we get to see Castiel physically fight John Winchester

[drulalovescas]

no one:

literally nobody:

not a single soul:

Dean Winchester when someone flirts with Cas:

[crackers4jenn]

When Misha says something funny and Jensen stops what he's doing/saying and makes this face AM I RIGHT

[wandanats-wife-quotes]

Y/n at her high school reunion: I went from straight A’s to not even being straight

[azlinh]

That's me!

[littlelokilad-deactivated202409]

[Y/N visits Avengers Loki while he is trapped in the glass cage]

Loki: Why have you come here you mewling quim!? I will end you! I will-

Y/N: You want a little kiss? As a treat?

Loki: I… what?

Y/N: I don’t know, you look lonely.

Loki: I’m literally threatening you!?

[Silence]

Y/N: Just a little one?

Loki:

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[peelingmandarins]

in this house we stan dionysus!

[forgotaboutdrea]

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

[oldsongrenewed]

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

[mikkeneko]

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

[normal-horoscopes]

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: 

[louferrignojrofficial]

i think about this at least once a week

[pdlcomics]

be mad

[drulalovescas]

shout-out to the times when the show implied dean and cas fucked

Bonus: Sam's face

[spn-lesbian]

Dean, internally: wait a minute, does Cas like me? Quick! Make a really bad joke and see if he laughs

Dean: did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to the party? He had no body to go with!

Cas: haha! Dean, you're so funny!

Dean, internally: well that's not really a fair test. That joke is hilarious

[their-we-go]

Suptober Day 16: Red

[kyuyua]

That Peter and Stephen moment from NWH but Ironstrange headcanon :D

[their-we-go]

“Haunted” — Suptober day 21

[sketching-fox]

Suptober 2022 day 15: smoke! Another silly idea. Maybe someday I´ll start a series re-making some scenes like this!