totally harmless

mobile links its a miracle im even typing this rn ((indie utah davesprite, read my pages))

[utahrapper-blog]

company trying to market something to millennials: homie 😎⚠️👆,consumerism 😂💰😂 is on fleek bae!! We should 💯💯💯 go to our nearest bastion of capitalism 💳💸 and get turnt with your bff 👯💅💁

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

alternate universe where everything is exactly the same except christmas carols are all 80′s synthpop

[bitchypansexual-deactivated2017]

Do not let Tumblr make you think:

That hating Tubbs the Cat makes you cool.

The being rude to Tubbs the Cat is okay.

That being mean about Tubbs the Cat all the time is cool and will get you friends.

That Tubbs the Cat is anything but perfect.

That Tubbs the Cat is selfish or greedy.

That not feeding Tubbs the Cat is okay.

That making fun of Tubbs the Cat is okay.

That Tumblr should be your vital source for all things Tubbs the Cat.

That Tubbs the Cat doesn’t matter.

That you shouldn’t give Tubbs the Cat all of your Ritzy Bits.

That Tubbs the Cat won’t lead us to the promise land and cure all of our sicknesses.

The Tubbs the Cat is bad.

[unclefather]

Let’s start the new year right

[utahrapper-blog]

the lizard crews watching some freaky elf of the shelf thing on tv

[utahrapper-blog]

what are friends

[mesovideo-blog]

[dewys-adventure-deactivated2016]

Sasquatch locked on and fucking destroyed

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

dam even when you dead you can still get robbed

[dongboss]

make sure to be buried with booby traps in your coffin

[gorgonsach]

try and rob me i built this coffin for two

[formerlypoinsixer-deactivated20]

so this is how I’m spending my afternoon

[piratedragqueen]

I’ll do you one better.

[gifttoast]

Hey Kermit, we were sad to hear about your break up with Miss Piggy. Here’s a #GiftToast for the transition. 

See who else JCPenney’s giving a #GiftToast to. Learn more.

[utahrapper-blog]

does this even have a meaning

[badkidsjokes]

Ribs

Never make your own ribs and give them to your friends because your friends don’t know your recipe they think that their eating human ribs

[utahrapper-blog]

i swear to god it feels like im just playing games for the character customization sometimes

[utahrapper-blog]

steam wont open

guess its time to die

[utahrapper-blog]

it literally opened the second i posted this

[utahrapper-blog]

steam wont open

guess its time to die

[denzelle]

[thebestoftumbling]

[ondoruragitan-deactivated202210]