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Tokiya: How do you stop yourself when you're about to make love to a beautiful woman?

Cecil: Well usually I just wake up.

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Ren: Hey, you should help them out. Going to meetings, writing stuff down; you love that nerd stuff.

Masato: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do??

Ren: I just.. forget stuff. Like a cool person.

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HOLA, UTAPRI IMAGINES BLOG HERE!

Hello, one and all!

I welcome you to this new scenario and imagine blog!

Please feel free to send in any requests, fluff, smut, headcanons and so on!

STARISH, Quartet Night and HEAVENS accepted! I also do requests for Ringo, Ryuuya and Tomochika!

NO yuri/yaoi, character ships, trigger requests and vague requests!

I’m cool with any other requests! If an ask makes me uncomfortable which is not in the above mentioned, I will let you know!

So on that note,

Are you ready?

Go ahead, hit the ask box!

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Nurse: Everything you write down is confidential, we need you to give real answers.

Ranmaru: Fine...

Nurse: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?

Ranmaru: One.

Nurse: That's it? One drink?

Ranmaru: One shelf.

Nurse: Do you exercise?

Ranmaru: Yes. Love making and rock.

Nurse: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?

Ranmaru: I have an uncle who does yoga.

Nurse: Allergies?

Ranmaru: Cowardice and week willed men.

Nurse: Sexual history?

Ranmaru: Epic. And private.

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Otoya: *throwing his head onto Tokiya’s lap and looks up angelically*

Otoya: Tokiya, tell me I’m pretty

Tokiya: *rests hand on Otoya’s cheek and smiles lovingly at him*

Tokiya: You’re pretty fucking annoying that’s what you are

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Nagi: I don't think we'd like the same music.

Reiji: Because I'm gay and only like show tunes?

Nagi: Because you're old.

Reiji: Well... that hurt more.

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Reiji: People always say I scream punk rock.

Ranmaru: Who says that?

Reiji: People...

Ranmaru: What people?

Reiji: ...You don't know them.

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Look at him.. getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it. He's so mature!

Ittoki Otoya on Ichinose Tokiya

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I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.

Ittoki Otoya

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We are colleagues with benefits. We're colleagues who benefit from the fact that we're also friends.

Kotobuki Reiji on Quartet Night

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I'm sure he's not cheating on you. But if he is, he's a monster. And if he's not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.

Tomochika Shibuya

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Reiji: So everybody gather around. Let's grab hands.

Ranmaru: I don't hold hands.

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*After Tokiya and Eiji sang together:

Nanami: Okay, it's time to talk about your Date Project.

Tokiya and Eiji: Eh?

Nanami_[drops her book: I-I mean Duet Project.

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Happy New Year from our Princes at UtaPri!

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[Cecil enters with a policeman]

Syo: Cecil, what happened?

Policeman: We found him wandering around on Queen's Boulevard. He says he lives here.

Cecil: [Aside to Syo] Play along. It's cheaper than a cab.

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Otoya: I know what you're trying to do, you brought him in here to butter him up!!

Syo: Yeah. And I've been laying it on. Real thick.

Otoya: Okay, but you're making a big mistake. Nobody sucks up like an Ittoki. Of course, you knew that already because you're so smart~!

Syo: -smiles a little-

Otoya: See!? I just did it to you!

Syo: Ugh! Fine. Bring it on then!

Otoya: Okay. Looks like you and I are in a good old fashioned suck off.

Syo: Don't call it a suck off.

Otoya: Why not~? Why shouln't- Oh yeah... yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah totally. yep. mhm. smart. good.

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Yamato: What did I tell you about snooping?

Nagi: That there should always be a lookout.

Yamato: Good! Go wait in the hall.