Ghostable Gay

Welcome to the Oreo lair. I'm Utau. M/20/Gay. Feel free to chat and ask stuff. I'm a pretty open book. Just beware, my fenrir fangs can give you frostbite ;3. (icon and banner by: akaaiakai)

[junkfoodcinemas]

Fast & Furious 6 (2013) dir. Justin Lin

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

“Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) naked. 

[stephrc79]

God bless you, OP. Just, god fucking bless you.

[devilsbend420]

[capturetheatre]

when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

[angel-gamer-deactivated20210424]

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.

[teathattast]

SICKO MODE 👹

[california-bluebell]

it’s so nice to see people join together and work towards a common goal

[cookie-waffle-deactivated202511]

Autobots could be out fighting Decepticons but instead they be doin’ this shit

[arsenicolada]

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

[arsenicolada]

[arsenicolada]

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

[juniperberrie]

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

[oggoldensweetcheeks]

Idk bout y’all but I fucking love cooking infomercials. Don’t get me started on the chunky granny that be doin them copper non stick joints! I love them shits 😭😭

[modelo-citizen]

me too!

[devilsbend420]

[behindbobsburgers]

Make your own Bob’s Burgers snowflakes!

Designed by our own Hector Reynoso Anthony Aguinaldo!

[potatowithnolife]

IM SO SORRY

IM CURSED IM REALLY CURSED

[utau-the-oreo-god]

Got an application form for us to fill out?

Not an official one but you could just come to me for an open interview

[utau-the-oreo-god]

Now taking applications for an alpha

[chelshiart]

cant let the kids know you're going on anime adventures without em

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is a MASTERPIECE

[tiktoks-we-like]

[anachronic-cobra]

This ends with an energy I'm not sure how to describe

[hamburgeroisie]

I'M LOVING THIS ENERGY

[effervescentbi]

#not this time bitch

[trappedstarchild]

Why don’t we talk about how differently they run

[raina16]

They’ve actually talked about that(not specifically about T'Challa and Steve), that Chris Evans has to do most if not all his own running scenes because they say his running form is really hard to replicate for a stunt double but it’s one of the things that sets Cap apart, Chris Evans particular type of physicality, and actually helps convey the “superness” I suppose of the super soldier thing.

[wahbegan]

Chris Evans had to do his own stunts because he runs like a weird idiot robot

[taraljc]

The Cap we deserve

[platypusisnotonfire]

If I remember my biomechanics correctly, he has basically perfect running form. If you track his head movement there is ZERO up and down motion, meaning his entire energy is going to forward motion, making it 100% efficient.

Like, this is “good” vs “bad” technique:

There is still some waviness to that green line.

Chris Evans just has like….none.

[rohirric-hunter]

Actually Chris Evans runs that way because he did ballet as a child. Most of the jumping kicks he does as Cap are based off of ballet form, as well as the way he runs and his massive upper body strength.

Ballet is a martial art they just don’t want you to know it.

[hettolandija]

He also runs with no forward lean which does not affect speed, but it’s rare

[wadey-wilson]

[eropandasennin]

Remember kids, Cap says that ballet is okay!

[j4ckme]

Two years?! I’m in!

[kentishviking]

why not

[texas-bi-lover-deactivated20181]

I’ll try it

[blog-of-what-comes-to-mind]

Eh

[eliyora]

Double your nana, double your yum

[fuckyahumor]

give me luck double banana

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

(x)

[peanutbutterandjeri]

I’ve been saying this since I saw the movie

Im glad I’m not the only one