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Since I can't flex for shit, I flex in a different way
i am 100% convinced that mobile phone/ social media bans for under 16s are an attempt to remove kids and teens from public life. this is not protecting kids this is locking them in houses with no escape from their abusers. the world is so hostile to teenagers rn
could social media be safer for kids?
motherfucker, social media could be safer for all of us. thats not the fucking problem.
the problem is we've taken away every other outlet for kids to interact with their peers.
The ban for kids is to force age verification so your every move online is tracked and tied to your government identity. It's never been about the kids. It's never about the kids. It's just not to protect kids at all. It's a foot in the door for mass surveillance, under the "reasonable" guise of children's safety.
she won the idgaf war
listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.
This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice
GO OFF BESTIE
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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
Reblog you stay silly
Bro I just nearly fucking died
My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might
Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”
is this accurate
Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?
I can never leave here
the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america
1/4 of you guys live like this
The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.
It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.
Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.
in our copy of hana-bi the subtitles never leave the screen until something else is said
dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret
I want to fall in love but men only ever want me for my fat cock and my knowledge of blood magic
Does anybody have that gif of the orange cat miming a fake bite at the camera? Pls
Biting you ?
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My resources…
"how do you feel about labels as a queer person?"
Perfect shoes for when you need to shit in the club