have you ever wanted to play a sport where you can whip dodgeballs at somebody? where gender inclusivity is in the rule book? where you can wrestle with someone while trying to get at a sock on somebody else’s ass? where you can have your own heated rivalry and actually tackle your secret lover on your rival team? where one of the best players in the sport is married to her own teammate and also a full medical doctor?
boy, do i have a sport for you!














