chemical x.

[brimalandro]

"Eat your pea, Professor!"

[thirdfiighter-deactivated201510]

             ✕┊ utoniumisms.

                             ❛ dad .  .  . please:           DON’T. ❜

[utoniumisms-blog]

     buttercup -- there comes a time in every parent's      life when they want their child to be aware of what's      out there.

     we need to talk about this.  i know it's a .. little strange,       & an uncomfortable topic, but we need to discuss it.

[numbxh1]

"Eh, well enough. Not so well that I’m dropping my guard, though, obviously. What about in Townsville? The Kids  Next Door is always willing to help the girls if they need a stronger force.”

[utoniumisms-blog]

     'i'm sure you are! though, at the moment, the girls       are able to handle it. we'll be sure to let the Kids       Next Door know if they ever need the extra hand.        it's wonderful to hear things are good on       your end!'

[boomerrowdyruff]

the second gif in your folder is your muse trying to flirt

[utoniumisms-blog]

[utoniumisms-blog]

psa. if we're mutuals, i'll likely not unfollow you. ever.

[livingmetal]

( utoniumisms liked this post for a starter )

[livingmetal]

                                 ” i’m human, old man. “

[utoniumisms-blog]

     oh, i'm certainly aware of that -- this is just --      your robotic ligaments being active as you, yourself, are      is really fascinating.

[gunnabebig-blog]

utoniumisms

❝  Heeey any of you cool cats care for some extra tickets to Funkytown? ❝

[utoniumisms-blog]

       that'd be real groovy, actually.        but i think those days are long        over for me.

[utoniumisms-blog]

[youngestwarnersib-a]

      "I think ‘I hate Terry’ is a meme.  A good meme I might add.”

[utoniumisms-blog]

   'Who is Terry?'

[niceborn]

                                  ’ SHE’S SOMETHING MORE THAN HUMAN. ‘                                                                                                  i.     ii.     iii.    iv.

[utoniumisms-blog]

forgivenunforgotten :

#The only professor dorkier than Xavier

um excuse u mr. magnet head

[cityoftownsville]

[motheringwaitress-archive-b-blog]

utoniumisms

[motheringwaitress-archive-b-blog]

❝And I thought my one boy was          trouble! Three little girls, huh?❞

[utoniumisms-blog]

        'they aren't too bad. i'm lucky the girls can be very          responsible for their age -- how is it taking care of          hogarth? has he reached that adventurous stage yet?          i sure hope none of them ever have that rebellious          phase anytime soon ---' 

[amyohconnor-blog]

[utoniumisms-blog]

adeandabet:

-saturdaynightlive:

Sucker Punch, Jon Hamm

[utoniumisms-blog]

step up ur game blossom & bubbles smh. 

[rivercityrabbitsbro]

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You can’t hurt me with the things that you do I’ll pick up dandelions and I’ll give them to you

[utoniumisms-blog]

"Do you have a Valentine yet?"

Put "ᴅᴏ yᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴇ yᴇᴛ?" in my ask to see how my muse reacts.

          the pen in his hand diligently scribbles down notes of the research           strewn before them in the laboratory. a few words exchanged           between them some days if heavily invested in work, while most           others had them speaking for undocumented hours at a time. the           content of their conversations, though going through many from           theories and research and life in general, did not revolve around this.

          he stops.

          at first he assumes this is a regular question, but what her conveyed           tone implies something else ———- there’s an answer floating in his           mind as to what that he isn’t too sure is best to fish out & jump to           conclusions with it. if this is genuine curiosity, he shall answer it as so:

          ’oh,’ a small chuckle that fades too soon, ‘you know me. i’m a bit too           old to be worrying about having a valentine.’ it almost appears as if           he has a moment of recollection, but the contemplative look disperses           from his eyes. ‘but, no. i don’t. why do you ask?'