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Does what it says on the tin, really ^^'

[everythingfox]

Sound on

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Sea pupper goes awoo 😍

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Alright that's it I'm making a greedfall side blog and no one can stop me. 😆

Update, all my greedfall stuff will now be going to @tempests-and-treasures

[lilium-snow]

Vasco, welcome to the Lili’s Favourite Love Interests Club. You’re going to have a terrible time here. :D

I had a cute little scene idea of Vasco helping De Sardet with her hair because her arm was still sore from a previous injury, so I decided to do a little doodle about it.

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These comics heal my soul. 😍😭😭😭

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Greedfall DLC Headcanon

So after playing the new Greedfall DLC with Vasco as a love interest for my Naut Benjamin De Sardet I had an idea.

It seems men can't marry each other in Greedfall, which is pretty sad. I also don't doubt the Prince would eventually send Benjamin a lovely lady to wed, so they're both distraught. Vasco would be far too ready to keep his promise and sail away with him...

BUT then I had the idea that what if Admiral Cabral heard about this? What if she found a way of changing the laws amongst the Nauts so that they can in fact wed or at least have a similar ceremony, meaning that they boys can legally be together and the Prince can't do anything about it. What’s he going to do? Turn on the one group of people that enable him to trade and everything else?

Cabral is a queen, I love her, and we all know she always looks after her own and she owes those two a lot. Besides, Benjamin was already taken away from the Nauts once, I doubt she'd let it happen again, especially when she's never seen Vasco look so happy. I like to think she’d do all she could to enable them to be happy, as well as so many other Nauts.

[greenedera]

“Jeanne De Sardet’s Secret Diaries” My OC Jeanne is writing on her diary about her adventures, her thoughts, her emotions. Next to her, Captain Kurt of the Coin Guard, her Master-at-arms and love, is sleeping peacefully. The room is dark aside from the moonlight entering from the window and the little magical light Jeanne summoned to write. The little spark’s light caresses the crumpled linen sheets and the scarred skin of Kurt’s back.

OOK, this was totally self indulgent, and why not. “The Diaries of Jeanne De Sardet” is the fanfic I published on AO3, you can read the English version here (translation of the italian one, that is 100% completed.)

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So beautiful <3

[cheese24k]

[formerinfant]

OH MY GOD

[asukaskerian]

laughing so hard i’m crying a little holy shit

[ladypalerider-deactivated201503]

NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO

M A X I M U M   O V E R D R I V E

[robotlyra]

[REVVING INTENSIFIES]

[petermorwood]

Don’t drink anything while watching this!

[dduane]

This really needs the Enterprise’s warp-engines-revving-up sound added to it…

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[thirstyelrond]

[markwatnae]

This is legitimately the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[ceruleanhawk]

Morning in a camp — *whisper from behind* - Greenbloooood, you’re staring.

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So I noticed a thing in Greedfall and now you all need to know and feel sorry for Vasco too.

So when he's on the ship taking De Sardet to the Island he's wearing his Captain's coat:

And then after he gets skullied he takes his coat off for a second in command's coat.

I mean it sprobably for armour stats, but still now all I can imagine is him finding out he's been kicked off his own ship and he doesn't feel like he can wear his captain's coat anymore so he changes. You bet I give him his Captain's coat back as soon as I can- and a new hat.

[orokin-made]

Hello Greedfall fandom I come bearing gifts

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It do be like that! 😂😂

[poisonedblade]

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I always get the vibe that he's disguised to save De Sardet from trouble in San Mattias and that's him waiting for everyone to get in position before he starts fighting 😅👀

[spacebar-in-space]

So I made a thing...

I created a snapchat lens so you can have Vasco’s naut tattoos from greedfall on your face. So yeah…try it if you want ^^’ I downloaded snapchat yesterday. Never used the app before I made this but good sources tell me it is looks good and it works. I’d love to hear what you think of this. Have fun with this lens.

https://www.snapchat.com/unlock/?type=SNAPCODE&uuid=43ce2d48924e4840b7609fbd500d4b28&metadata=01

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

[transcribed-described]

[ID: a tiktok by @/christiantheshowm, with a caption that reads “Millennials/Gen Z’s as Therapists:” and is a conversation between a therapist and his patient. The therapist is a black man with a beard, wearing a suit and round glasses. the patient is a black man lying down on a couch with one hand resting on his head. he is also wearing a white hoodie. the hoodie is up and the drawstrings are pulled tightly so that only his eyes, nose, and mouth are shown.]

Transcript:

Therapist: So how have things been?

Patient: Maybe I was just put on this earth just to die.

Therapist: Ok.

Patient: Like I’m not meant to find love or be happy.

Therapist: I got you.

Patient: Like I’m just supposed to die.

(the patient turns to the therapist who nods. the camera zooms in.)

Therapist (putting a pen up by his mouth): It do be like that sometimes.

Patient: It do be like that sometimes.

(the camera zooms in more)

Therapist: But not all the time.

[demonicstain]

That actually made me feel better.

[feedyourlocalgoth]

Why did this like bring a tear to me eyes

[mijomii]

Any tips for Among Us when an imposter? I hate imposter and always lose. I get too anxious and get caught. :/

I’m not a great imposter but here’s something that work for me:

When you kill someone, start an emergency at the opposite of the map and go with everybody. At the end of the emergency, lock the door so it gives you extra time.

Learn your vents! Skeld has an easy pattern, Mira’s vents allow you to go everywhere and Pollus is a mess.

Dare to stack kill. It’s scary, but when 4people are fixing lights, it’s a mess and no one can see who’s killing who.

Beware of the cameras in Skeld! If the red dot on the camera is one, it’s recording! Be careful!

Lights are your friends!! Turning them off allow you to kill people when they tend to stack up!

If someone is doing the shields task, kill them, it’s a blind spot when you walk in the alleyways, they will take some time to find the body, leave you time to build and alibi.

Don’t overlook the power of the doors. Block random doors to make people freak out. Block electrical just because you can. Fuck electrical.

If you wanna fake DL, goes to Cafet or Electrical, Weapons. they’re the usual starting point. (If asked where you have to go next: Comms, Admin.) stay for 10sec, it’s the average time of a DL.

This one is extra but work: learn the tasks of the rooms! If you say “I’m in Nav” and they ask you what you were doing, you can say wires, download, or the two tasks about traveling! (And if you say “doing wires in storage” and they ask you where you have to go now: Admin. Tasks have patterns! :D)

In case, if people ask you what task you have, long tasks are the best; Simon says in reactor or download. Simon says is an excellent one, esp if you kill in security.

Be the one who witnesses the visual tasks! You can say they’re not impostor, you saw them! :D (murder them as quick as possible so you don’t end in a game where everybody did a visual task but you haha)

Being impostor is scary, but it’s fine, you’ll get there!!

[mijomii]

@linkedsoul @sobaplodocus you both are good impostors, anything to add you marvelous bloody murderers?

[linkedsoul]

Uuuh

- Comms is not a room where people usually go so if you can kill in there, chances are people will not find the body early

- if you're a phone player you're at one hell of a disadvantage: you can't run AND sabotage at the same time. Try to sabotage while faking tasks.

- HOWEVER you can blame your slowness to get somewhere or your weird moves on you being a phone player because that shit's hard to control, you hit all the walls, etc. and it's not even a lie.

- cooldown can be annoying so make full use of sabotaging the reactor and oxygen while you recover. Especially when there's less and less people: if everyone rushes to fix the oxygen in admin, you might not even have to kill anyone to win because they won't have the time to fix it in O2.

- you can also wait in O2 for someone to come and kill them or go with them AND kill them.

- collaborate with the other impostor! That means killing the lights if someone follows them, covering a murder, reporting a body but not saying you saw the murderer, double kills, etc.

- you can also pick the strategy of one passive impostor that mostly sabotages and one aggressive impostor that kills

- GHOST IMPOSTORS ARE IMPORTANT! If you get killed as an impostor your job isn't done! You can totally be the reason the other impostor will win if you sabotage and close the doors and kill the lights at the right timing. I can't thank enough the impostor that locked the doors to the cafet right before Damien went in to call an emergency meeting on me, allowing me to cooldown and kill him.

- cameras are a double-edged sword: while they can get you caught, remember that someone on the cams doesn't see what's happening behind them and there's a vent inside security. If two people are watching the cams and you kill one of them, the other won't know.

- knowing that some players like to play detective, that's something to exploit.

- faking to look at the cams to recover cooldown could be a strategy.

Aand I think that's all from me!!

[yupokaysuremhm]

As a phone player, i'd like to add that you can actually sabotage and move at the same time! Make sure you're in an open area with lots of room to run (or run into a wall idk), and open the sabotage map using one finger without lifting your other (moving) finger off the screen. I've never been able to close the map without stopping though, but it might still be possible. Awkward, but possible

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As a somewhat decent impostor my tips are:

If someone sees you vent or something like that sabotage something. They can't press the emergency button while there's an emergency going on. It gives you time to kill them.

Be careful saying you were in security when you were killing in electrical and stuff too because other people will know where the vents go to.

Try and say where you were closer to the end so you can say you were somewhere and know no one else was in that room. If you're not sure try and say a big room where you could be in there without the other knowing, like cafeteria.

If you're being watched doing a 'task' try and wait u til someone else makes the task bar goes up. Some people will use that as a method of deduction.

If someone says an innocent is sus, you can GENTLY confirm that, which can vote them out. Then once theyre found innocent, a lot of people will vote for the other innocent who first called them sus. If someone is sus but innocent, try not to kill them until it's closer to the end.

And finally don't just stand staring at someone or run out of a room if there's a few people there, stand around like you're doing a task to help avoid being sus.