The librarian of the Unseen University

Got turned into an orangutan in an unfortunate magical accident. Can only say the words "Ook" and "Eek." Communicating via "HEX."

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( @rattmann-offical)

() (There’s an orangutan on the loose in the facility.)

() (It ran out of my ship right after I got back in my parking spot. I don’t know where it came from or where it currently is. It got out about 10 minutes ago.)

() (Also I think it was wearing glasses..?)

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( @rattmann-offical)

() (Doug I really need your help here. I can’t tell GLaDOS or she’ll try to kill me, and I can’t ask anyone else for help on account of there not being anyone other than us who is currently alive in this damn place.)

[rattmann-offical]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO BUT TO HIDE 😭😭

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Orangutans are usually peaceful creatures.

[rattmann-offical]

I really fuckin hope so..

[uu-librarian-official]

(an orangutan appears next to Doug. It’s wearing a pair of reading glasses.)

Ook?

(Translation; you’re not talking about me, are you?)

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( Oh, there it is. )

() ( OH SHIT THERE IT IS! )

[dr-arne-magnusson-official]

2 instance of robots across a temporal field, oracle turrets, neural transfers, and now a sentient Orangutan.

I think the only thing that would probably surprise me now would be a time travelling phone booth or something, although that would be odd even for aperture at this point.

[rattmann-offical]

And also mantis people!!

[dr-arne-magnusson-official]

Mantis w h a t?

[henry-the-labboy-offical]

People who volunteered to the mantis DNA injection testing program. Somehow they fully mutated instead of getting cancer. I'm making a note here: huge success ✨

[dr-arne-magnusson-official]

Are they still sentient after the mutation?

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( Yes, in fact they’ve all retained human level intelligence. )

[wheatley-is-super-cool-offical]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your scared of a monkey

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[uu-librarian-official]

(The orangutan starts barreling towards Wheatley with a bloodthirsty look in its eye)

OOK.

(Translation; DON’T CALL ME A MONKEY YOU SON OF A BITCH!)

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( @rattmann-offical)

() (There’s an orangutan on the loose in the facility.)

() (It ran out of my ship right after I got back in my parking spot. I don’t know where it came from or where it currently is. It got out about 10 minutes ago.)

() (Also I think it was wearing glasses..?)

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( @rattmann-offical)

() (Doug I really need your help here. I can’t tell GLaDOS or she’ll try to kill me, and I can’t ask anyone else for help on account of there not being anyone other than us who is currently alive in this damn place.)

[rattmann-offical]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO BUT TO HIDE 😭😭

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Orangutans are usually peaceful creatures.

[rattmann-offical]

I really fuckin hope so..

[uu-librarian-official]

(an orangutan appears next to Doug. It’s wearing a pair of reading glasses.)

Ook?

(Translation; you’re not talking about me, are you?)

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( Oh, there it is. )

() ( OH SHIT THERE IT IS! )

[dr-arne-magnusson-official]

2 instance of robots across a temporal field, oracle turrets, neural transfers, and now a sentient Orangutan.

I think the only thing that would probably surprise me now would be a time travelling phone booth or something, although that would be odd even for aperture at this point.

[rattmann-offical]

And also mantis people!!

[dr-arne-magnusson-official]

Mantis w h a t?

[young-doug-rattmann-offical]

Oh, good old mantis people 🙂‍↕️

[dr-arne-magnusson-official]

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL!??

[young-doug-rattmann-offical]

Yea I bet there are still some lurking in the bottom of our cavern.

[uu-librarian-official]

..Ook?

(Translation; can I leave now?)

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( @rattmann-offical)

() (There’s an orangutan on the loose in the facility.)

() (It ran out of my ship right after I got back in my parking spot. I don’t know where it came from or where it currently is. It got out about 10 minutes ago.)

() (Also I think it was wearing glasses..?)

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( @rattmann-offical)

() (Doug I really need your help here. I can’t tell GLaDOS or she’ll try to kill me, and I can’t ask anyone else for help on account of there not being anyone other than us who is currently alive in this damn place.)

[rattmann-offical]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO BUT TO HIDE 😭😭

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Orangutans are usually peaceful creatures.

[rattmann-offical]

I really fuckin hope so..

[uu-librarian-official]

(an orangutan appears next to Doug. It’s wearing a pair of reading glasses.)

Ook?

(Translation; you’re not talking about me, are you?)

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( @rattmann-offical)

() (There’s an orangutan on the loose in the facility.)

() (It ran out of my ship right after I got back in my parking spot. I don’t know where it came from or where it currently is. It got out about 10 minutes ago.)

() (Also I think it was wearing glasses..?)

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( @rattmann-offical)

() (Doug I really need your help here. I can’t tell GLaDOS or she’ll try to kill me, and I can’t ask anyone else for help on account of there not being anyone other than us who is currently alive in this damn place.)

[rattmann-offical]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO BUT TO HIDE 😭😭

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Orangutans are usually peaceful creatures.

[aperture-hr-official]

() ( Knowing that they’re usually peaceful and taking the fact it was wearing glasses into consideration it’s likely intelligent enough not to target anyone unless it really needs to. )

[uu-librarian-official]

Ook.

(Translation; Don’t worry, unless you call me a monkey I’ll be of no harm to you.)

Ook..

(Translation; I don’t know why the word triggers me like that.. Some sort of supremacy I suppose.)

Ook.

(Translation; Apes tend to be like that.)

[dr-rylandgrace]

Warhammer mention!!!!!!!!!!!! My two hyperfixations in one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grace I know you don't like 40k because it's scary but does Rocky like it question

I think he'd like the mechanicus. They're a cyborg religious cult that worships technology and the pursuit of knowledge and they ALSO agree that humans are leaky space blobs. That's why they replace their flesh with steel, so then they're not weak and leaky anymore. AND they like to do silly rituals with candles and incense if a machine is broken. And they're very toxic academia core with their inner politics.

Ohh and the Jokaero. They're sorta like Rocky in the sense that they're really good engineers. They're insanely smart orangutans who make weapons and technology and stuff.

I can see Rocky making a whole 40k figurine army out of xenonite. Perpetually unpainted because he can't see BUTTT he'd have like 1000s of dollars worth of tiny guys he made himself.

Hm. Rocky think altering body to stop being leaky is bad idea. Like carving Eridian. Not good. Bad bad bad.

Rocky not see much about war hammer. Will do research. Very interested in engineers.

Do enjoy figurines. Anon is right. Would have so so many.

[uu-librarian-official]

Ook..?

(translation; insanely smart orangutans? ones like me???)

OOK??

(translation; Do the Jokaero have any libraries?? I can make contact with them via L-Space if they do! I can meet other fully sapient orangs!!)

[floridahistoryman]

RIP faculty of Unseen University. You would have loved the Chicken Tender Pub Sub

[uu-librarian-official]

Ook…

(translation; they really would have..)