I love all of my friends ❤

⭐️Briwi 🥝⭐️ Went out to buy milk 5 years ago, now back more mentally ill than ever⭐️

[uummmmmmmmmmmmm]

Any of my favorite pookies still around, it’s only been like, 5 years 🥺?

[speeps-highway]

[tilthat]

TIL Tigers cannot purr. To show happiness, tigers squint or close their eyes. This is because losing vision lowers defense, so tigers only purposefully do so when they feel comfortable and safe

via reddit.com

[lysenkoite]

[loveistheonlytruth]

[twotontwentyone]

Domestic cats do this too. A long slow blink from a cat or purposely turning away from you is an early signal that “hey I trust you won’t hurt me while I lower my defenses”. Its also a good way to let a new kitty you just met you don’t pose a threat. Make a show of a long slow blink and then turn away. Let the cat decide if it wants to be your friend and it will come to you. 

[memewhore]

[adoranion]

[frogitivity]

After consulting pictures of frogs I’ve found the most goblin colors

[anarchist-art]

[helltitty]

[happytripawd]

Awoo

[no-thing-2-sea]

shout out to the beautiful snowy baby standing right in the camera who just AAARGGHHRRAHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH instead of howling like the others

[maxofs2d]

cleric beasts

[screenshotsofdespair]

[eternally-nerdy]

The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

[tiktoks-we-like]

[kaijuno]

Jojo Siwa is 5’9 and is old enough to have a driving permit can you imagine how bone chilling it would be to look over and see her driving next to you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[teaboot]

I’ve decided I’m done being embarrassed of dumb shit I did 5+ years ago. That’s backstory, now. It’s Lore

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated201]

Trying to explain a felony charge to a prospective employer

[pkpaulshow]

[pyroland]

this is a fucking grinch rental that we have at my job and I tried so hard to rent it out in december but his big ass kept scaring people 

[pyroland]

Hrrnngh, Max, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thick, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps waking up the Whos

[jakemorph]

did you try making it face the customers instead of sitting against a wall with its ass right out

[uummmmmmmmmmmmm]

Since I'm not that active on tumblr as much here's my

Instagram- h_hewwo_uwu

Twitter- same as Instagram :)

I'm so lonely, please love me 😔

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lokidindeed]

[theradicalace]

i looked up a size chart and apparantly uh

apparantly sizes bigger than .9 exist which is,, fucking cursed

[tht1prsn]

There’s a special sharpener for them too which is horrible and they shouldn’t exist