[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 73

The Onceler (The Lorax)

Bobby (Kpop Demon Hunters)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

Onceler art by @teysifox

[hballegro]

Attacked by very sudden torrential downpour and went to check the weather radar and then remembered this image

[realian]

"Anthy being fought over like a piece of meat was really fun and good until the show revealed how it was trying to talk about such abuse and CRITICIZE the systems that objectify and victimize women! that's just YIKES!"

[realian]

hello? can anyone hear me? it's so dark.

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hedgemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[saturnidaes]

Funeral Parade of Roses (1969)

[sonofa-dream]

funeral parade of roses (薔薇の葬列) by toshio matsumoto (1969)

[thethirdbear]

[ahneunjin]

Funeral Parade of Roses 薔薇の葬列 (1969) dir. Matsumoto Toshio

[folk-punk]

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

please google what an artichoke is

[mortalityplays]

you just don't get news cycles like this any more

[entertheaardvark-deactivated202]

I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

the Master whose oracle is at Delphi does not speak, does not dissimulate; he signifies

[uwanosorade]

Nancy Pelosi is breaking up with me via email

[gotyouanyway]

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

[important-animal-images]

[thenookienostradamus]

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[64mpg]

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country