im calling myself out on this one
OH MY GOD FUCK OFF I DIDN'T READ THE SECOND HALF

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im calling myself out on this one
OH MY GOD FUCK OFF I DIDN'T READ THE SECOND HALF
Teenagers of tumblr, this should be the exact response that ANY ADULT makes upon finding out your age. Age is NOT just a number, and if they donāt head for the hills the moment you say youāre under 18, theyāre a creep.
This includes adults you only intend to interact with online!
The Mandalorian is literally a story about a supporting character.
Here are main characters, Bo-Katan and Ahsoka, hunting down big bads like Gideon and Thrawn, and Din is like āthatās nice, Iām just trying to find a really good preschool for my childā AND THAT IS HILARIOUS I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WANTING TO KNOW THE MAIN FUCKING STORYLINE AND DIN IS REFUSING TO ENGAGE. HE IS LEGIT LIKE ānot fucking today, not my fucking divisionā AND DRIVES OFF IN HIS SHITTY HONDA CIVIC WITH HIS GREMLIN CHILD THAT HAS ANGER ISSUES.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 1.04 ā Teacherās Pet
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Victor Hugo: In order to understand what happens nextā
Me: Oh no itās really okay
Victor Hugo: It is absolutely c r u c i a l to knowā
Me: oh my g o d
Me @ Vicky every single Goddamned time:
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2. Y e a r n i n g
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#my only four moods
āŖhappy christmas to my favourite story of all timeā¬
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The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.
She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.
But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her handĀ
Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*
Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*
This is a Greek comedy I could get behindĀ
What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.
Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield
thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys
and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until heās invulnerable all over.Ā
Thetis tosses him into the river and then dives in after him and now there's a fully invulnerable baby and a fully invulnerable mom
Portrait de la jeune fille en feu (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma
mary, queen of scots was forgettable bc it tried to make british monarchs seem likable and relatableāeven kindāand they can never be that, but the favourite was fabulously memorable bc it knew that all you can do is reel w horror at the buffoonery of this entitled handful of people having so much wealth and power