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Lex 22

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Ben Affleck is one of those people who just cannot work period dramas at all. He has a face that knows about emails

[turing-tested]

what if instead of writing a name in the death note you had to draw that person or creature as a drawing before it died but the more sentient and smart something is the more realistic the drawing had to be so you can doodle a fly and it would die but a person would have to be pretty realistic to work but one day you’re messing around and killing seagulls at the beach because you’re a freak i guess but you go to draw one of the seagulls and it doesn’t die so you shrug because maybe its smarter than the other ones so you do it more realistically but it still doesn’t die which is weird because it should have definitely bit the dust by now so you go home and study how to draw seagulls for days and you take pictures of that specific seagull for reference until you finally go back to the beach and you sit there and you draw the most realistic depiction of a seagull anyone’s ever done and its more realistic than your other drawings even of people and as the seagull falls out of the sky, ill gotten fry in its mouth you realize you’ve just killed the smartest and and most sentient creature on the planet

[notsoheadless]

[sawasawako-archived]

[capitalisticon]

we are the daughters of the cocks & balls you couldn't torture

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Why’d you make this post

[civilizationcucks]

*Ben Shapiro voice* Let's just say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, that your Floppa succeeds in killing every cop. And let's say,

[inuhito]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sasukesplug]

peak interior design to me is maximalism with dark green or black walls

[sasukesplug]

bitches watch howls moving castle once and make this their whole lifestyle

[gemsandjunk]

weird girl/mean girl is the best dynamic in wlw pairings and also in general actually

[relelvance]

My favourite part of black butler is when ciel said sebatian I command you to take my white ass to wendys

[neotrances-deactivated]

you know what? no. ok, NO. i was just gonna scroll past but fuck you, everybody sit down, im gonna teach you a lessson, see a true black butler fan would know that ciel wouldn’t say “I command you” ok? He is proper and doesn’t start his request off with demands, are you listening? he’d give his order and then say “that is an order” alright? Example: “Sebastian, take my white ass to wendy’s, that is an order” next time you decide to post easily debunked BULLSHIT on the internet…think twice..i won’t go easy on you if this happens again

[relelvance]

I am listening, sorry, won't happen again

[himbodavidfincher]

where's the interview where chris pine talks about his bitchin little outfit for the movie premiere

[himbodavidfincher]

[weaver-z]

Y'all are NOT ready for this saga I just received in my askbox

[weaver-z]

[amazoogle]

going to write a bot that goes around recipe blogs commenting "this turns out SO much better if you swap out the [one of the ingredients] for [random ingredient from a list of 10,000]. sounds really weird but trust me"

[red-taileddolphin]

some people in the notes really taking this idea and running with it

[hungwy]

my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

[blackpyrefly]

heres one for you

[thepringlesofblood]

my time has come for hyperspecific classics memes

[saltykingsalty]

I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work

[lemonsharks]

I understand most of these!

[marisolinspades]

[whatshouldwecallhomer]

How the hell have I not reblogged this already

[ruiwen-art]

Genshin Impact x Suits

[solarcitrus]

just one of those days ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

scooby doo taught us that the real monster was daphne for keeping a smooth talking limp wrist twunk like fred in a straight relationship when he was born to cruise literally designed to suck and fuck

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Straight people can reblog this