Uxorem Fidelis

Goddess of Fidelity She of the Unconquerable Heart Bearer of Loki's Burden (Indie Sigyn of Norse Mythology/MCU)

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[rpmememaker]

domestic/family starter prompts

“Just a little while longer.”

“Can you come tuck me in?”

“Come on, I’ll tuck you in.”

“Did you sleep okay last night?”

“C’mon, read me something! Just like old times.”

“Is that my shirt?”

“Can we stay in tonight?”

“Will you stay with me?”

“Shh, it’s okay.”

“Go to sleep, go to sleep.”

“Hold my hand.”

“C’mere, it’s alright.”

“You’re fine.”

“You’re apart of the family.”

“Hug?”

“Gimme a kiss!”

“Can I snuggle with you?”

“Your breakfast is getting cold!”

“Tickle, tickle, tickle!”

“I got you something!”

“No, go back to sleep.”

“What are you smiling about?”

“He’s such a downer.”

“Here, I’ll zip you up.”

“Do you want me to read to you?”

“I know a lullaby. Think that’ll help you sleep?”

“Turn around!”

“Your tie is crooked.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Can we get a dog?”

“I love you.”

“Time for your bath.”

“You first.”

“Lemme wash your hair.”

“Stop squirming!”

“My turn!”

“Mind if I move a bit closer?”

“Can I stay the night?”

“Don’t you dare go outside without a coat.”

“They forgot to flush!”

“Come here!”

“Mom! They’re being mean!”

“Dad! They’re being mean!”

“Help! They’re being mean!”

“Think we can play a board game later?”

“Don’t be so mean to them, you understand me?”

“Watch your tone!”

“Here. I’ll do it for you. Give me the tie.”

“Don’t slam the door!”

“Eat your greens.”

“Stop playing with your food.”

“Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it.”

“Happy Birthday!”

“They sing like a goddamn crow.”

“Don’t sass me, young lady.”

“Don’t sass me, young man.”

“Don’t sass me, little one.”

“I don’t like kissing them.”

“I was gone for ten fucking minutes!”

“Read to me.”

“What is going on?”

“You’re crazy, but I like that.”

“Hey, watch out for them, okay?”

“I got the last slice of pizza. I’m gonna have to throw it up for you to get it.”

“We’re out of milk again!”

“Who wants a hearty breakfast?”

“Back in my day….”

“They’re my annoying younger sibling.”

“We don’t need another kid.”

[theadoptedprince]

Rewritten

[uxoremfidelis]

theadoptedprince:

An hour later, they were well into the game the boys had been promised, though much of it involved ducking cards tossed like projectiles. That became part of the game - if a card could be caught, it could be kept, even if its catcher wasn’t who it was meant for in the first place. Laughter echoed and it occurred to Loki as he looked between his family, that it must have been a very long time since he’d laughed like this. Even if he couldn’t remember.

Sigyn had begged off the game early, her poker face abysmal and her playing in general not much better. After nearly tumbling off the couch trying to catch a card, she’d given up, more than happy to sit and watch and chat between rounds. That alone was more than she had had for a long time. Them sitting all together, laughing, teasing... it was good. It was better than good. She found herself after the hour leaning on her husband, head on his shoulder and smile on her lips. It had been a long day for all of them, but in the best way.

“Shall I get started on dinner, brother? Husband, are you hungry?”

[theadoptedprince]

Rewritten

[uxoremfidelis]

theadoptedprince:

Loki stood by the window as she explained the loss of his memories to the children. They stood in line neatly before her, though Narfi rocked back and forth on his heels with an air of boredom until she came to the part about their father. Then both boys’ head turned sharply before him and in the blink of an eye, they’d latched themselves to him, one to each leg. 

“You don’t remember the trip to Vanaheim, father?“ Narfi exclaimed.

“Or when Nar fell off his horse into that puddle? And he had to ride back to the palace all muddy.“

“That was you!“

“Was not?“

“Or teaching me to use a sword?“

“Or that time we…“

“There are many times when you did many things,“ Thor said, prying one of the boys - Vali - off his father and swinging the boy up into his arms, which allowed Loki to do the same for Narfi and free his leg. “He may one day recall them, but in that time you will have the chance to make new memories. Right brother?“

Loki nodded, but Narfi hadn’t quite given up yet. “Do you really love us father, if you don’t remember us?”

“Of course. Tell me, are you the sort of boy to ask such silly questions?“ Narfi shook his head and a small smile came to Loki’s face, one (unlike many he put on) that reached his eyes. “I thought not. I do love you. And if you don’t believe me, you can believe your mother.“

“My word, boys!” She let out a startled laugh as they rocketed over to their father, clinging to his legs and talking a mile a minute. Even if he couldn’t remember raising the boys, his body knew what to do, easily swinging Narfi into his arms and holding him. It made her catch her breath. This was the man she remembered - the one who teased their children, who loved them with his entire heart. Who loved her.

Sigyn turned her head slightly, trying to hide the tears that had suddenly sprung to her eyes. She couldn’t shake the fear that he would disappear again, not entirely, but this... this finally felt right.

[theadoptedprince]

Rewritten

[uxoremfidelis]

theadoptedprince:

He’d not even given thought to what could have happened to his parents, given little thought to their absence. Looking down, he shook his head. “I don’t… I don’t remember her.“ It was a horrible thing to admit, not remembering one’s own mother, more horrible to accept. 

Loki cleared his throat, “We should talk to the boys.“ He pressed a kiss to Sigyn’s cheek, stepping around her to move back inside. They were deeply engrossed in their game with loud exclamations each time one of them won a hand - although Loki strongly suspected his brother might be letting them win. 

“Father, will you play? Please, please!“

“It will come, in time. And if it doesn’t, I will remind you.” Her voice was steady, confident in a way that surprised herself. But this was a role she knew: cornerstone to her family, rock in the midst of stormy seas. She would lay down her life for her family, if need be; this guidance and patience was simpler than that.

Sigyn followed him back inside, tugging her shawl tighter around her shoulders. “Just a moment, boys. Father will join your game after we have a little chat. Come, sit with us.” She moved over to a couch, perching on the edge of the seat. She waited until the boys followed her to start speaking. “Do you remember when Rolfe was hit very hard on the head during training one day, and he couldn’t remember things? Something similar has happened to your father. He doesn’t remember much in the way of actual events. But one thing that is as true as it always has been is that he loves us, very, very much.” She glanced up at Thor, then to Loki. 

[uxoremfidelis]

Homecoming | NSFW

@theadoptedprince || cont. from here

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[theadoptedprince]

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[uxoremfidelis]

Sigyn let him move her as he pleased, boneless and happy. Little sighs and whimpers fell from her lips as he kissed and nipped at her skin, fingers raking through his hair until he pulled away and fell to the side. She followed his movement, rolling onto one side and propping herself up on her elbow, grey eyes taking in every contour of his body. 

“Yes, yes, my brave warrior.” Sigyn had never been good at lying. Not lying, not keeping a straight face, even keeping wavers from her voice. She tried to keep her tone light and teasing, but the mere mention of him almost never returning to her sent a chill down her spine. She traced his muscles with a finger, pretending to only be teasing for their next round instead of reassuring herself that he was still with her, still breathing, still (at least mostly) whole. “You know that if you were to die in the field of battle, I would meet you in Valhalla as soon as I was able, my beloved.”

[uxoremfidelis]

A Little Show || NSFW

@theadoptedprince || cont. from here 

Sigyn raised a brow as she stepped inside, taking in the surroundings. As soon as she had recognized the building, she knew what to expect, but the atmosphere was lovely for all that it was in the back of a tavern. She moved to her husband, taking his hand and sliding onto his lap as he clearly wanted.

“They’re beautiful,” she murmured, settling in against his chest. It was clear that he’d been watching for a while, especially with the way she squirmed on his lap to get comfortable - perhaps a little more wriggling than was necessary, but it was unlikely that he would mind. “You set this up for us?”

[horrificmemes]

Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

[uxoremfidelis]

Homecoming | NSFW

@theadoptedprince || cont. from here

Sigyn couldn’t help her yelp in surprise, a spike of fear going through her in parallel to a spike of arousal. The fear abated much quicker as her mind caught up, taking in the sight of her naked husband, the only person she would ever wish to find her in such a state. She wanted to retort, to reply to his witticisms with her own, but was unable to focus on anything but the ecstasy of his fingers moving inside her so expertly. 

Rutting down against his hand, she stretched her arms over her head, watching him with half-lidded eyes and low moans, just as desperate as he teased. It wasn’t long before she was coming over his fingers, reaching up to pull him into a bruising kiss as she did, muffling her cries against his mouth. Finally she seemed to find words again, in between deep kisses.

“Welcome home, husband.”

[daughter-of-hades-world]

Roleplays Are Not Fanfiction

There seems to be a bit of an issue when it comes to nonroleplaying blogs reblogging roleplay threads. So I am going to try and explain the difference for you so that you don’t get confused.

A fanfiction is a short or long story that one writes about characters and shows they enjoy. They are able to be shared and liked and enjoyed by many. Authors don’t care if you reblog their fanfictions. Hell, they’re thrilled when you reblog them! I don’t know about you, but if someone reblogs a fanfiction of mine I tend to see if they wrote anything cute in the tags to see if they liked anything. I live for when my stories are shared.

Roleplay threads are a sort of story, where two writers, portraying characters that they enjoy or created themselves, come together for their characters to interact. It may look like a story, especially if you find a good thread where the responses are paragraphs and in depth and amazing, yes I love reading those threads.

Roleplayers don’t mind if their threads are read by others. They don’t care if you press the little “like” button.

 But what they do care about is whether or not you leave the thread alone.

Roleplaying is between two people. The two people who are acitively writing the thread together. It belongs to them, no one else.

 If you reblog it, you’re asking for trouble because,

a) You have nothing to do with the thread.

b) You are not a part of the thread

c) You are messing up the roleplayers’ notifications, thinking they got a reply only to find that, nope, it was just some asshole reblogging the thread all willy nilly.

If you reblog a roleplay thread, then there’s a good chance the roleplayer will get angry and send you a message demanding you delete the thread. Don’t get a stick up your butt because of their reaction, you brought it onto yourself. Does a roleplay thread really look like a vastly unfinished fanfiction? I doubt it.

If you reblog a roleplay thread, the roleplayers will get upset and block your sorry ass, and, if you don’t delete the part you reblogged, will have to actively delete the thread and start over. You know how fucking annoying that is? It’s so annoying and it’s completely unfair. You could be ruining days or weeks or even months of work the roleplayers put into the thread.

So, what have we learned from this?

DON’T REBLOG ROLEPLAY THREADS.

[lcsingstars-moved]

how to know if tumblr has been eating your asks: send yourself anywhere between 5-10 asks, ( anon or not ) but have each ask be nothing but an order in which you sent them.

i.e: the first ask says ‘1′, the second says ‘2′, etc etc.

i sent myself ten of these, both on anon and not. This was all i received back:

Tumblr is now eating asks along with notifications. We must be more interactive than ever if we want keep this form of entertainment we call the rpc. Go ahead and warn your friends or test this for yourselves.. This post is reblogable.

[faunafemes]

I just sent myself five of these. none of them came through.

[theadoptedprince]

"Offering to show your privates to greyfaces? My love, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to make me jealous." Said with total affection and teasing. -uxoremfidelis

“Nothing so crass,” which was to mean he’d only been teasing sex, strongly dependent on who was actually asking, “And there’s no need to be jealous, my love, you know well who has my heart.”

[uxoremfidelis]

"That I do." She hummed softly, leaning against his chest. "I do love when you show your affections. No tongue in all the realms is sweeter than yours."

[ass--sass--sin]

First learn the Rules…                           …  And then Break them.

                                                 promo credit ~ template credit

[uxoremfidelis]

"Did you think I forgot?"

“I worried you might have.” Her cheeks turned pink, a sheepish smile on her lips. She should have known better - her husband’s mind was like a steel trap, remembering every detail of the things he deemed important. “I mean, you’ve been busy recently, and after a few decades a wedding anniversary might not mean as much to you...”

[an-exotic-writer]

five word prompts

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

“can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

“just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

“really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

"zero fucks given. next please.”

[mythlokisuggestion-blog]

Tell me about your wives😍😍😍

Well, Angrboda is a powerful witch from the dawn of time who lives in a forest and can make giant monsters stick to their bed-time so what you see is what you get. Sometimes we try to kill each other but it’s on mutual, friendly terms and all in good fun, really. While we are married officially and I love her, the actual ceremony was a necessary ingredient for a magic ritual and let’s say a wild boar, eel intestines, an ancient blade and three bottles of Powerade were involved. There has only been one attempt to fully describe our relationship - it’s a book consisting of enough volumes to fill an entire library in Vanaheim (although to be fair, the Vanir have very big handwriting) written by a scholar who went mad in the process and drowned himself into a bathtub of marmite before he could even get started on our first date or our describing Angr’s and mine’s involvement in the creation of octopuses. Octopi? Either way, those 2 coincided. A prophecy says Iron Wood will burn if I ever learn her middle name which made relate to her prophecy that if I keep asking her about it she will literally set me on fire and feed me to Hati and Sköll. She’s amazing.

Sigyn is very different from Angrboda, especially in that she doesn’t want to murder me and knows how to read and write. Which is an…entirely new kind of long-term relationship for me. Not the second part I got that from Odin too. She’s smarter than me, stronger than me and way better at Jenga although let’s say cultural differences did sometimes affect our relationship. (by now I concede that Asgard wasn’t ready for a giant bear child.) People say we don’t have much in common because she’s the Goddess of Fidelity and I’m…well, me. But turning your back on Asgard and spend millennia in a torture cave? That’s some serious fuck you to conventions and I cry myself to sleep with pride every night. Also sometimes I cry because she could have…not spent millennia in a cave and been happy and make a career for herself and find a lover not bound by the intestines of her son. But you know, I respect her decision, especially if her decision is to protect me from eternal agony. We have an on-going argument about moss though mostly because in torture caves there’s nothing much to talk about but the moss patches in question kinda merged so there is no winning the debate which one will reach the ceiling first (also the ceiling collapsed) but after 6000 years you can’t really back down anymore. Did I mention that we spent a lot of time in that cave? She loves cake and wild berries.

[asksforroleplayers]

Random starters

“I just got fired.”

“We have two options here - run, or give up. Which will it be?”

“I see no problem in using every food we have as a pizza topping.”

“Green isn’t really your color …”

“Truth be told, I’d rather get stomped on by a herd of cows than meet your parents.”

“I don’t care how it’s been before, but there are people depending on you now, so you need to get your shit together!”

“Hey, our outfits match!”

“Wanna hear a joke?”

“I always knew I couldn’t trust you.”

“Can you come to my place at 9 p.m. dressed as a mailman? I’ll explain later. Oh - and bring a shovel!”

“Let me braid your hair.”

“I warned you, didn’t I? Said you should be careful. Why didn’t you listen?”

“I gotta say, I’m really jealous of your eyes. Like they’re so pretty it looks like you have make up on even when you don’t.”

“Any reason you have 12 sixpacks of Red Bull in your fridge?”

“I’ve never seen you dressed like that before. You look … really pretty.”

“We need to get out of here quickly! There are people after us!”

“Ever since I met you, I’ve been having very shitty luck.”

“How can you come here after everything you did to me?”

“You ruined me.”

“My offer still stands.”

“I can stop if I want, I just don’t want to.”

“So … what’s someone like you doing in a place like this?”

“I can fit like 16 strawberries in my mouth!”

“Why do you always do exactly the opposite of what you should?!”

“Can you please stop interrupting me with your puns? I have something important to tell you.”

“I think you’d look really good on my bed, or the sofa. Seriously, you’re exhausted, go take a nap.”