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[stuckinapril]

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

obsessed with the fact that hannibal is technically a horror show but half the fandom watches it like it’s a slowburn romcom with occasional cannibalism

[piufreakingforte]

Really the only horror part I can think of is the cliff scene…

[dogpuppy]

[zeadeye]

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[largishcat]

there will be layoffs

[icaseybaybee]

[sickxpuppy]

wow,, you’re really messed up, huh? smash

[redbullseb]

no, YOU’RE looking at him respectfully. i’m objectifying him to filth we’re built different

[beefmilkthings]

wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

[heartbreakhalo]

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette

[energyprison]

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

[jackisreallycool]

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

[atrocititty]

somedays its enough to just be the hottest person in ur neighborhood gas station

[tmhdaylight]

i love season one cause jess and nick aren’t together yet but u can clearly see how gone nick is on her already

and they have so many episodes where they’re doing something together, i love their chemistry

[lokisuggestion]

Under my wizard's robe theres just not any thing at all

[caniborrowurlighter]

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

[faustique]

we are like books. most people only see our cover, the minority read only the introduction, many people believe the critics. few will know our content.