“and tonight we’ll make history”
THE NEXT GEN. HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS IN MY OPINION (OBVIOUSLY THE CURSED CHILD HAS BEEN DEBUNKED IN MY MIND)…
a blue-haired and overly loud child that mcgonagall has a soft spot for
transfiguration is the best
but in herbology?? “how was I supposed to know the thing bites?” “it’s written in bold in the textbook!”
which victoire always makes fun of because Teddy’s a hufflepuff
hipster with a touch of punk
hair perpetually sticks up in the back but Teddy can make it work
doesn’t do pranks blatantly, but always has a sparkle in their eye and a grin when something does happen
the definition of a ravenclaw
sass, class, and secretly loves to say yass
that one girl that everyone lowkey has a crush on but is too afraid to ask out
she was the one to ask teddy out the first time
charlie is her favorite weasley and they’re pen pals while he’s in romania
not very artsy but decimates in grades
doesn’t drink coffee, prefers tea
cares a lot about her style and looks
has a secret stash of stuffed animals and keeps a journal
she totally hexed it to repeatedly smack you in the face if anyone but her tried to read it - james sirius broke his nose from it
twin and proud - says he’s the better twin because he’s in ravenclaw
kinda curly light brown hair and big blue eyes
chill dude that always has to apologize for the zealots in his house
*cough, cough* Victoire *cough, cough*
in the hogwarts orchestra and kills it
has a secret love for fidget spinners and maybe has a collection…
loves to wink at random people all the time
gryffindor through and through
blue eyes and dirty blonde hair that is the bane of his brother’s existence
lysander was chill?? lorcan has none.
incredibly funny but will not hesitate to fight you if you go after his fam
and when he says fam, he means literally everyone
a beater for quidditch and a master of dada
which shocks people because luna has a child that is lowkey agro??
but, like, is a softie at heart
totally gives inspirational talks to scared first years
and the absolute w o r s t at keeping a secret
sweetest gryffindor that lives in plaid and black nail polish
likes to speak quickly in french when upset
tries to be punk rock but just ends up tripping over her boots
clumsy and plays it off for laughs
which always makes lysander sigh and his brother and dominique make the hallway overly crowded
plays truth or dare and always makes the best dares for others
is funny and nice but incredibly loud
teddy is her role model and professor longbottom is her fav teacher
complains loudly to her friends about all of the cute girls at hogwarts but blushes when they tell her to ask one out
and when the hat calls out “SLYTHERIN” she fist pumps and walks over to the table
has an obsession with traveling and intends to work as a magizoologist
crazy good at herbology but blows up her cauldron during potions
nice when you talk to her
prefect that would totally let you sneak around the castle as long as you brought her something from the kitchens
will let a certain group of friends play pranks and get off scott free, saying the culprit was whoever pissed her off that week
lowkey has underground dealings with james sirius potter
passive agressive but an introverted lover at heart
reps his ravenclaw colors no matter what
did someone say french?? this boy embodies it.
really good at riddles and loves arithmancy with a passion
is naturally handsome and doesn’t know it
is actually kind of self concious because his sisters are said to be the most beautiful in hogwarts
he’d disagree since he has a bit of a crush on that lysander scamander…
rolls his eyes at how arrogant his sisters can be sometimes
but if he hears you talking about his sisters he will draw b l o o d
hates coffee but drinks it for the aesthetic
looks just like his mother except for his red hair
but psst - it’s curly and amazing and there are legends about its magical properties
wears square, black glasses that are n e v e r clean
move aside, harry potter, the sass master has arrived and is torturing the professors so bad that’s all they talk about in faculty meetings
professor longbottom loves it and secretly awards gryffindor points whenever fred rips at the potions teacher
has an unhealthy obsession with the word ‘lit’
is really good at history of magic??
there’s a rumor that he made professor binns laugh during one of his lectures??
fred doesn’t prank, he leaves that up to his extended family, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t drop a good idea into their heads every once in a while
a gryffindor - what did you expect??
has brown hair and hazel eyes and likes to believe he is a heartthrob
maybe in a few years when he’s grown out of that godawful hair of his
makes fun of albus for being short, but then in fourth-year albus is tall and james stopped growing??
but it’s all good because he’s short but he’s finally grown into crush material
has a love for the word ‘yeet’ and poorly timed finger guns
is a dork but can prank like no other
did someone say bisexual??
likes to pretend he’s the funny one but damn, if his siblings didn’t inherit the weasley twins genes
isn’t on the quidditch team but is an amazing commentator
is really tall and no one knows how
black hair and green eyes - but somehow his hair is tame, which sets him apart from his old man
says things like ‘salty’ and ‘savage’
is a bit of an emo kid, but I mean, his name explains it all
but at the root of himself
h o p e l e s s r o m a n t i c
this boy blushes so hard whenever scorpius is around
and he secretly loves to hear lily luna ramble about her romance novels
is the king of saying ‘still a better love story than twilight’
has literally suffered through watching twilight
is introverted but an activist for equality of all kinds.
really nice once you get to know him.
can someone say curly hair?? this girl has masses of it.
and oooohhhhhh, this girl has some freckle issues
excells at almost all subjects but can’t when it comes to potions
james sirius will often rub it in her face that he is so good at it
actually really loves divination, much to her mothers chagrin
but still easily provoked
everyone says she’s the teachers’ pet but the teachers are actually like ??? no ??? she’s too extra
not enough tho, and she is often the cause for ravenclaw loosing the house cup
now this boy is the teachers pet
he’s kinda socially awkward, but kindness is his default
the sorting hat almost wanted to put him in hufflepuff, but there was something else there
this boy is sweet, but he is determined to prove he is worthy of his parents
albus is the one that reassures him that he is enough without having to change
and with albus’ street smarts, these two secretly take over hogwarts in an underground way
is actually really proud to be draco’s son
really close with his dad
really sweet social butterfly with round coke bottle glasses
light brown hair that’s super bouncy
muggle studdies is her jam
she takes after her grandfather and will not stop until she knows what a rubber duck does
also has a love for magical creatures
may or may not have tried to sneak a niffler into her room one day
doesn’t understand charms
falls asleep in history of magic
shares her sisters love of travel
has curly red hair and an explosion of freckles on his face
helps with pranks and has the best poker face
somehow is a really good cook - which is a skill he uses when trying to bribe teachers
too bad it doesn’t work on professor binns
is a keeper for quidditch
“you know, i’m quite the keeper” “keep dreaming, wealsey”
actually gets really flustered around his real crush
rivals his father at chess
ravenclaw but you would never guess
is a chaser for quidditch and is low-key amazing??
really good at potions and divination
rocks sweatpants and messy top knots
seems like your average jock at first glance but nah
has seventeen bets going at all times
maybe checks the statistics before setting up a bet but who knows??
always points at randoms things and says ‘mood’
but will not hesitate to blackmail you if you wanna go there
struggled with magic from a young age so she gets help from her siblings a lot
at first she felt bad about it
but then professor longbottom - a.k.a. her idol because he cut the head off of a snake!! - tells her he used to struggle too and that it will get better with practice
her work ethic is on p o i n t
frequently says ‘goals’ when reading books
soon gets really good and in her fourth year she rivals the magic of her brothers
is really sweet and romantic
has a love for plants - succulents especially
is actually really sassy when you get her going
“al, stop being one of my bedroom plants. I can’t handle another dry, prickly cactus in my life”
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