how to manipulate Jonas:
Step 1: tell him he can save Martha
Step 2: there is no step 2
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how to manipulate Jonas:
Step 1: tell him he can save Martha
Step 2: there is no step 2
Sex, Death & Progressive Nostalgia: AKOM Talks w/ Dr. Richard Mills
SUMMARY: Dr. Richard Mills joins Phoebe and Daphne for a chit-chat about all things fandom: slash fiction, Beatle novels, murder, conspiracies, tribute bands, horny editors, biopics, superfan authors and anything else that pops up!
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I see you in the dark tag wishing to discuss your blorbos, so:
- fav blorbo(s) from the show?
- if you were to write fics about specific characters (or ships), what would you want to write? likewise, if your ideal fic or art already existed, what would it look like?
- were there characters or arcs you wish had been showcased or expanded upon more in the show? what would you like to have seen?
The ask returned from the void!
Oh man, hello! Thanks for sending me an ask, I never get these
Favs from the show: Mikkel Nielsen, mein Sohn! I love him so muchhhh, he deserves the world.
He gets thrown into such an insane, disorienting situation that would be enough to break the mind of even the most strong willed adults. And yet, he is still there performing magic tricks with a smile.
Plus he is SO smart! He uses his magic as an example to explain and work through his own feelings.
He uses it as examples to explain such big concepts. Like to Ines in the hospital and also Hannah outside the hospital.
When Ines explains to him Zhuang's paradox and asks whether he is a butterfly or a man, he performs another trick to make two sugar cubes appear under the cups.
How he says "Vielleicht bin ich beides" because he KNOWS he is now both of the options, no matter how impossible it seems.
AHH I love him so much, mein Schatz!
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Jonas Kahnwald
Man, I cannot go into too much detail here or this will turn into an essay.
Jonas. God. There are no words. This boy only got like 3 moments of peace and happiness in his whole life and it's such a tragedy because he is so sweet. He deserved to be able to be a normal teenager and kiss a pretty girl at the lake. He deserved to grow up happily with more time with his parents. (Don't even get me started on Michael, mein Gott...)
He goes through truly harrowing literal existential crisis moments and still pushes through it all. I love him sm too.
Also, Peter and Charlotte Doppler! And Egon Tiedemann! They're all so interesting too. Poor Egon always doomed to never truly understand what was happening. That man's acting when young Claudia says "Du bist ein zu guter Mensch, Papa. Die Welt hat dich nicht verdient."
The veiled terror in Egon's eyes truly encompasses his whole character right there.
The true MVP is Torben Wöller for having to deal with Charlotte making the most vague statements and walking away ahahaha
Fic writing: I have never even considered writing fic for Dark tbh because it is already such a masterpiece to me, I really don't know what I could add.
I think if I were to write it, I'd end up getting obsessed and be there like
Because I definitely would want to write something where they can get out of the loop without anyone perishing.
And that would be a terrifying feat to try and accomplish. They are all SUCH interesting people because they all have their reasons, they're all just fighting to understand or to do what they think is right. AGH. In conclusion, this show is a masterpiece and I wish more people watched it and recognised that!
Rewatching Dark again and I never get over how Ulrich's storyline, in its entirety, can be boiled down to "German asshole cop continues making bad decisions, and can't seem to stop."
Love Magnus, though. Especially season 3 Magnus. Dude was simple as fuck, with one goal the entire series: "I'm gonna fuck my gf"
Doesn't matter what happens, what's going on, this dude's either banging his girl, or waiting for an opportunity to bang his girl.
Changing
Pairing: Peter Parker x Tall!Reader
Summary: Peter has found his soulmate but does she feel the same? Basically a soulmate au but different
Warnings: kidnapping, drugging,
A/N: Peter is aged up. Also I changed his powers just a tiny bit just one thing and the rest is the same.
This peice is unfinished and it will remain unfinished because I’m leaving tumblr and will not be returning. If you wish to continue this you may.
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Fuck. Not right now. Not today.
That’s all you can think as you’re nearly late for your first day as an photographer. It isn’t the first place you wanted to work for but you need the money. Well probably not a “real” photographer. You’re not hired for the job on a regular basis, but for their front page photos of Spider-Man. It’s cool, Spider-Man won’t let anybody else take his photos.
Well, it’s not really your first day but it’s the first day that Jameson is actually considering you as his official Spider-Man photographer. Before you usually would email him asking if he needed more photos and now he is finally now telling you that you’re going to be the official photographer for the weekly Spider-Man pieces.
You have started a blog for the hero and hopefully it will gain traction and maybe you’ll get to make an income from it. But for now you have to sell your photos to the Daily Bugle.
The rent is due Friday and you get a check from the gas station you work at that day, it won’t be enough to cover it though. But with a check after each batch of photos you provide will put you way over the green this pay day.
JONAS KAHNWALD X OC; short story, english version.
(n/a): find me in wattpad as @v-vrintage or @-sugarshadow . Sorry for my english. ♡
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Romanova's classes had never been your favorite, and this time wasn’t the exception. In itself you were not very good at that subject, and otherwise your bad mood did not help much when such an occasion was involved.
You were sitting right in the middle of the classroom, deep in your thoughts, with your head down and your strands of hair falling like waterfalls above your ears. You were wondering about really meaningless things, your mind remained blank, until a "Pst!" completely distracted you.
You turned around and realized that the one who had called you was nothing more and nothing less than your best friend, Jonas Kahnwald. The blond boy smiled when he saw that you had looked at him, and it was impossible for you to deny that you had seen a peculiar sparkle in his eyes. As best he could, he handed you a small piece of cut paper, apparently the corner of a sheet ripped fiercely from the notebook. There, with a wavy calligraphy, it said:
"Do you want to come with me to the woods after school? I'll bring food. "
A picnic proposal in the middle of history class.
You smiled at the idea and turned to your friend, who looked at you intently for an answer; He received an affirmative one, accompanied by a radiant smile from you. He nodded and they both went on to continue the class.
[...]
After about twenty minutes, the school ring bell rang suddenly and Romanova almost finished his speech. They all got up from their seats and the chatter among the students soon appeared, not only in the classroom but also in the wide corridors of Winden High School. Like everyone else, you picked up your book and your pencil case, ready to leave the classroom, but suddenly a hand rested on your shoulder; he was Jonas.
“Hey.” He looked at you smiling and narrowing his eyes a little, a gesture you returned.
"Do you have food here?" You asked raising an eyebrow and they both laughed.
"No, but I left it ready at home." You formed a tiny but perfect "O" with your lips and nodded; “I can go get it right now.” He suggested and you raised your eyebrows.
"Uh, I'll go with you." You wrinkled your nose.
“Nah, not necessary. It won't take long, alright? Wait for me in the parking lot, they aren’t many minutes.” He denied and you relented.
"Okay, I'll wait for you there."
They left the classroom and accompanied each other to their lockers, it didn't take many seconds because they were a short distance away. Then, they did as they had planned, and with a knowing look it was enough to affirm that the plan was underway. You watched Jonas as he put on his classic yellow raincoat and left for his house on a bicycle, so you decided to go sit on the edge of some stonecutters who were outside the institution.
The weather may be better, but it was ok. It was neither hot nor cold, but the sky was surprisingly cloudy; and considering the fact that they had predicted an excellent climate for that day. Still, it was quite typical in Winden, being such a humid place that it seems to possess a ghost soul. Curious.
You leaned on the edge of the stonemasons and crossed your arms with your eyes downcast, at those moments you did not feel like checking out what's new on Instagram or seeing if they updated any Twitter thread. Maybe you were just wishing that your best friend would make his way back soon, but knowing him, he would never make you wait too long.
A few minutes passed and Kahnwald had already parked his bike in front of you. Tied up in the front, a small basket became present, you guessed it was the food so you didn't ask about its contents. You quickly managed to settle down next to Jonas, trying to find a balanced space for both of them.
"Hug me." He snapped.
"What?" You blushed and hated yourself a little because of that. You didn't even know why you did it, Jonas was your best friend and he was your whole all life.
"Hug me, so you don't fall away from the bike." He replied.
"Ah, alright." You shook your head and gave in, circling his body with delicacy and clinging to his body. You weren't staring at him at the moment, but you were sure that a slight grimace had appeared on his face.
Without further detours, they made their way to a pleasant section of the Winden Forest, choosing a point neither too deep but neither close to the city. During the journey, there were no words, although it is worth admitting that the glances had never been missing. You kept hugging Jonas, it was a light grip because you didn't want to make him uncomfortable in one way or another, since perhaps the most cloying hugs appeared once in a while.
You don't really know why you did it, or how or when, but you took advantage of the moment when they stopped at a stoplight to wrap your arms around Kahnwald's waist, tightening him closer to your body and resting your chin on his shoulder , without realizing that your friend had blushed noticeably when noticing the touch. To your surprise, he acted; With a slow movement, full of tenderness and gentleness, he caressed your hand with his fingertips, almost affirming the grip that you both had at that moment.
A light breeze visited you two, but not a single hair of you moved.
[...]
Jonas parked the bicycle with delicacy and got off of it, an action that you imitated after a few seconds. He started to pick up the basket, but in a slight rush, his gaze met yours and completely merged into each other. For a few ephemeral seconds, the world had ceased to exist, time had stopped, all the others had vanished.
It was you and Jonas.
But nothing lasts forever, so with red cheeks like tomatoes, you both looked away and pretended that nothing happened. They still didn't make a sound. Back to reality, you and Jonas walked to the chosen place, stopping dead in the shade of all those slender pines that made up the Winden forest. The blonde boy opened the basket and spread an extensive cloth on the ground, later resting the basket on top of it and observing the landscape. You just layed down on the cloth and decided not to say much at the moment.
"All good?" said Jonas, sitting next to you and looking at you with a straight face.
"Yes, all good. Why do you ask?" You replied naturally.
"Just asking."
"You are?" You looked at him and focused your attention on him.
"Why wouldn't I be?" He replied with a smile and shrugged.
"I do not know." You imitated his actions and chose to sit next to him, he contemplated each of your actions and you his. You looked away and saw a family of birds living high above, the mother seemed to be feeding the chicks.
"What is there to eat?" You blurted out, looking at your friend and tapping your foot against the ground of the place.
"Uh, well ... there are many things; apples, grapes, sandwiches ... what would you like to eat? He took the basket in his hands and brought it to you, opening the lid of the basket so that you could see its contents: what a variety!
"For now a sandwich ... Have you prepared all this by yourself?" You took the first one you saw and laughed with an eyebrow raised, taking a bite out of the tuna sandwich you had grabbed.
"It came from an afternoon of inspiration, so yes, i did." He showed his teeth and you couldn't deny that being happy was undoubtedly his best facet.
"This is delicious!" You exclaimed with a nod of approval.
Jonas just laughed.
[...]
You and your partner been talking on various topics of conversation throughout the afternoon, the basket began to empty more and more over time. The sandwich, plus an apple and a couple of grapes had already given you enormous satisfaction. Again you had lain down on the cloth, now putting your arms behind your head and lying it on your hands, while Jonas was walking in circles around the picnic.
Silence. He broke it.
"Hey." He murmured in the distance.
"Yes?" You answered.
"Look at me." He sat next to you and you raised an eyebrow.
"What happens?"
"May I hug you?" He whispered. That question had taken you by surprise from the blonde boy, who was still staring at you.
"Yeah, s-sure." He didn't say anything else and little by little he came closer until he was lying next to you. With the passage of seconds, you both were getting closer to each other, till your breath began to collide with the hairs on his nape.
The sweetness began to take hold of both of them and in a moment Jonas had already rested his head on your chest. Again the world had stopped, not even the squirrels that were walking there dared to make even the smallest noise. He put his arm around your waist and snuggled in, you could feel his breathing getting more relaxed than before. You took one of your hands to his hair and started stroking those golden strands that you liked so much.
"(Y / N) ... " he said in a whisper.
"Tell me." You answered in the same low tone as him.
"I love you."
"How much?"
"Too much, perhaps." He looked up at you and put on that puppy-like expression, his eyes flashing delicately and small smiles beginning to streak across your faces.
"Jonas, I love you too."
Finally started season 3 of Dark... god this show is so good
Here's s2 Jonas