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i don’t usually have any strong feelings about reboots of the things i grew up with as a kid but that being said i honestly believe that the beanie baby redesigns are proof that we’re living in the worst timeline

valtsv

like i’m sorry but in what universe is THIS

an upgrade from THIS

fagrackham

bimboification

valtsv

nomoresuckers

“Being Welsh in a small village people always said to me that I looked like Catherine Zeta-Jones. And you go to a new country and I just remember a security guard going, ‘Oh my God, you look just like Shakira!’ That was about it – the perception of female celebrity. Everyone is grouped together, even though you’re different musically.”

beesmygod

What’s some good music

pretty immature of you to still listen to “music”…its just a scheme to get you to spend money on noises which, may i remind you, is free

mysharona1987

giasesshoumaru

This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. It’s awesome.

Dear Care and Feeding,

My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and it’s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone else’s child.

I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.

—It’s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still

Dear Sit Still,

Yeah, this is your fault. It’s hugely your fault. Of course it’s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. It’s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to “explore” by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.

A kid “exploring” a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasn’t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to “stop running.” You weren’t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.

Your son is not ready to eat at a “medium-nice” restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonald’s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.

I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.

Mend your wicked ways.

lazy-cat-corner

And that’s the tea!

It’s not complicated.

Your wine glass is on your right

Use the fork farthest from you and work your way in

Watch your damn kids

And tip your fucking waiters! Periodt!!!

taniscain

i work at a restaurant that’s not fancy but not fast food either. i carry trays crammed full of dishes all the time. i’m talking 8 to 10 dishes with hot food every time. the sheer number of kids i have to dodge is crazy. we have had coffee spilled on a kid before cause he ran headfirst into the server holding the coffee pot and she couldn’t get out of the way. guess whos fault it was? hers of course. im not paid enough to serve food and babysit. people need to watch their kids.

jermapridelesbian

if my girlfriend was talking enthusastically about an interest that we did not share, i would simply listen with excited interest. rip to straight men but im different

ivenoideawhatiamdoing

People last election: ~~oh Trudeau is so cool and relatable to the youth~~

My man Jagmeet:

mindfulwrath

broke: the line for the women’s restroom is longer because women take a long time in the bathroom

woke: the line for the men’s restroom is shorter because it has, on average, twice as many places to pee

quinquangularist

bespoke: the men’s restroom line is short bc it is a known fact that cishet dudes don’t wash their fucking hands.

spellcore

“Everyone feels robbed of their teenage years that don’t really exist” yeah but the experience of losing your teen years to mental illness, homophobia, transphobia, and other forms of bigotry is different than being a non-mentally ill cishet teen who isn’t living life exactly like it is on tv

laslloronas

May i add esp kids of color brown and black kids are constantly forced to grow up faster and are denied their teen and childhood years bc of the racism they endure

spellcore

You may absolutely add this!!!

diskhorsedudes

Reminder that it really doesn’t matter what ways you’re marginalized, if you’re not black you’re just as capable of anti blackness as white cishet people. No amount of “but I’m gay!”, “but I’m trans!”, or “but I’m not white!” changes that.

And being neurodiverse/disabled isn’t an excuse for anti blackness either.

diskhorsedudes

Don’t like this post if you’re not gonna also reblog it.

Boost my voice, don’t just like it for woke points.

diskhorsedudes

I’d fucking love it if white people didn’t use this post to pat themselves on the back. I guarantee that no amount of “don’t people know this already?” or “isn’t this obvious?” will actually make you a good ally to black people.

The only things that will make you a good ally to us is listening to us, boosting our voices, defending us when we need it, calling out your fellow whites when they display overt and/or covert racist behavior, and checking yourself consistently.