TRUE DANDY OF POP

my name is adam i’m ur biggest fan

[vintage-tigre]

Madonna eating pizza in a New York deli, February 1992 - photographed by Steven Meisel.

[dangeroustaintedflawed]

[grabmyboner]

I know those cens lads saw big dick shane hollander in the showers for the first time and wondered what he did in a past life to be the god of hockey with a huge cock

[notahungrywish]

Not where I think I’m supposed to be going with this but in a past life I think Shane was an extremely devout mentally ill monk in some kind of hardcore very ascetic sect and he had st. Theresa style ecstasies from denying himself all worldly pleasures and wearing nothing but sackcloth and eating gruel and whipping himself or calcifying one of his limbs and he was like slightly superior about the other monks struggling with their vows of chastity because he’s never even been tempted to lust after a woman and then he kills himself via a months long self mummification ritual using those juniper berries and his last dying deranged thought on this earth is “I did it. I won. 🥰”

[fagrackham]

I hope pinkpantheress is having a nice wednesday

[fagrackham]

without my nightly lacroix + joint + podcast i am nothinggggggg

[fagrackham]

Psychoanalysis Cured My Vaginismus And Other Wacky Tales By Adam Fagrackham

[niceinchnails]

The Gentleman Blogger

[fagrackham]

is anyone actually canadian

[fagrackham]

the kitty stole my spot on the couch when i got up to plug in my phone im returning her to the shelter

[unalivejournal]

you and those little high waisted shorts

[fagrackham]

dick appt cancelled i hate it here

[segamascott]

[fagrackham]

I am getting a BAGEL and then i am going to watch VEEP and then i am going to take an INVIGORATING SHOWER and then i am going to GET FUCKED and then i am going to SCHEDULE A JOB INTERVIEW and i will be doing all of these things with A TINY KITTY IN MY HOME

[elokitties]

so many women are worried about aging and making sure they don’t sag or have wrinkles when you should be worried about making sure you’re becoming an outrageous woman who walks into the kitchen

[lsdtab]

[valenalentine]

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