I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

1000 years later I am a grown ass adult with a degree and makes a living doing science on the high seas and throwing axes and yet I still have no fucking clue whats going on. but hey maybe thats life 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ ~*doin my best and keepin it interesting*~ 🍁🍁🍁 "I was instructed to create a Tumblr, and now that I finally have I have no idea what to do with it." my art blog and etsy shop is tackypaintings

[babeyknife]

love it when my kitchen is clean, life is so much easier... i'm sorry countertops i will never let you get this nasty ever again (/fully lying)

[roboco-san]

it's too late captain, she's already asleep. this is a category-5 cozy in bed event. there's nothing we can do

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nitocrisss]

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

[owlinadayswork]

“You’re the only you we’ve got”

[askfordoodles]

“just lick some salt like a damn elk” is the new “touch grass”

[majorgenerally]

Pretzels and crackers are bread with salt. Try those if you have any

[sosuperawesome]

Pride Koi Fish Plushies

Ginger Kitty Studios on Etsy

[catasters]

[zootycoon-archive]

want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE

[naomimoon]

[enchantedbook]

‘The Druids’ Artist: JuliaTar

[inkskinned]

there's an end to the loneliness, right? it ends, eventually? and i'll be finally whole inside?

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

"i got myself some little treats and now life isn't so hard anymore" local woman admits

[polkadotmotmot]

Sonya Sklaroff - Rainbow Flag, 2017

[toastbutteregg]

[gotterhag]

This is an EXTREMELY blessed post! And accurate! When I first moved out I was so excited for my new place I slept on the floor and had my tv there and that was it. Loved it. You grow and you build and you gain and you lose. I lost that place and everything in it. Now I have a new place with new things and it’s very much home.

[dexdefyingstunts]

In the future, there is a small, quiet room that is just yours, where you are safe and you are free. In that room your shoulders will finally start to come down from around your ears.  Nobody can come into that room unless you let them.  In that clean quiet place, you will work and you will study.  You will love and you will heal.

-Captain Awkward, “Should I Move Away From My Abusive Family?”

[perennial-lee]

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

[galwednesday]

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

[rosexknight]

Inigo Montoya’s revenge arc is fucking perfection and nothing will ever change my mind.

I know that a lot of stories frame revenge as this horrible thing and claims that the hero will turn evil if they do it. But Princess Bride went “Nah he’s gonna stab that motherfucker and be better for it.”

[silver-tongues-blog]

the anti revenge plotline falls flat every time when you remember that by not getting revenge theyre just gonna kill more people. Inigo Montoya prevented many deaths by not sparring the six fingered man

[casgirl]

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

[casgirl]

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

[aearyn]

some fae: what are your desires, mortal me with adhd: I can't think of any right now but more importantly are those grapes, do you m ind if i just

[tiktokstowatch]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

I’m just amazed that they managed to find someone who knew none of this

[headspace-hotel]

This is the only person who is experiencing Star Wars correctly

[apisashla]

[daethsticks]

This post possessed me

[disassociatingsquid]

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

[dashcon]

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

[gehenna27]

[quiteaquoteboard]

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