[HELLSITE IS FULL.] [POSTING IS FUEL.]

layout by Pennitti on tumblr! [He/It/They] [RP ACCOUNT!] [CONTENT MAY INCLIDE GORE OR ADULT TOPICS. BE ADVISED.]

[v1-bestmachineever]

Hiii im Lance! This is just a mandatory first post explaining my tags, what this blog is for/about, and boundaries!

TAGS:

[+ultrapost] - In-Character post! This makes it easier to track my postage.

[+dev update] - Out Of Character posts! Thought it would be fun!

BLOG STUFF:

This blog is V1 Ultrakill themed because. Its V1 ULTRAKILL- Just my headcanon version of them! They go by He/They/It, and are mostly exploring Tumblr and the communities here! Please feel free to interact however you please. It can be shitposts or serious roleplay I do NOT care.

As for me, I'm Lance! I go by he/they, and run this blog on my own. Please have patience with me, im usually doing other life stuff alongside my blogs!

I hope you enjoy my blog! HAPPY ULTRAKILLING!

[v1-bestmachineever]

[Im so bored👁👁👁 if only an angel👁👁👁👁 an archangel perchance👁👁👁👁👁 would come do things to me... ooh that would be awful im sooo vulnerable i so don't have my marksman on me]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Hello Machine

[v1-bestmachineever]

[OH. OH FUCK I DIDN'T THINK YOUD. UHM. RUNS AWAY]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Wait- come back!

[v1-bestmachineever]

[...ok. okay I'm normal I'm coming back. Normally. I'm not scared at all trust]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Why would you be scared? Did I miss something?

[v1-bestmachineever]

[Nothing. I just. Uh. Listen I didn't think you'd reply. I was very yearn-y and. Uh. You jumpscared me]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

That’s alright, I’m sorry I scared you.

*Gabriel’s wings are slightly pink*

[v1-bestmachineever]

[Hhah.. it's okay, angel.]

*V1 looks away. Their wings are a little pink, too.*

[Honestly, I'm just glad to see you again.]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

You can come to Heresy any time. I’m usually available.

*His feathers fluff up unintentionally*

If you want to

[v1-bestmachineever]

*their wings flared.*

[Oh! That's- that's good. I'll be there.]

[v1-bestmachineever]

[Im so bored👁👁👁 if only an angel👁👁👁👁 an archangel perchance👁👁👁👁👁 would come do things to me... ooh that would be awful im sooo vulnerable i so don't have my marksman on me]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Hello Machine

[v1-bestmachineever]

[OH. OH FUCK I DIDN'T THINK YOUD. UHM. RUNS AWAY]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Wait- come back!

[v1-bestmachineever]

[...ok. okay I'm normal I'm coming back. Normally. I'm not scared at all trust]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Why would you be scared? Did I miss something?

[v1-bestmachineever]

[Nothing. I just. Uh. Listen I didn't think you'd reply. I was very yearn-y and. Uh. You jumpscared me]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

That’s alright, I’m sorry I scared you.

*Gabriel’s wings are slightly pink*

[v1-bestmachineever]

[Hhah.. it's okay, angel.]

*V1 looks away. Their wings are a little pink, too.*

[Honestly, I'm just glad to see you again.]

[officalv1posting]

does anyone actually use light mode

[v1-bestmachineever]

[Only the clinically insane]

[v1-bestmachineever]

[Im so bored👁👁👁 if only an angel👁👁👁👁 an archangel perchance👁👁👁👁👁 would come do things to me... ooh that would be awful im sooo vulnerable i so don't have my marksman on me]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Hello Machine

[v1-bestmachineever]

[OH. OH FUCK I DIDN'T THINK YOUD. UHM. RUNS AWAY]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Wait- come back!

[v1-bestmachineever]

[...ok. okay I'm normal I'm coming back. Normally. I'm not scared at all trust]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Why would you be scared? Did I miss something?

[v1-bestmachineever]

[Nothing. I just. Uh. Listen I didn't think you'd reply. I was very yearn-y and. Uh. You jumpscared me]

[v1-bestmachineever]

[Im so bored👁👁👁 if only an angel👁👁👁👁 an archangel perchance👁👁👁👁👁 would come do things to me... ooh that would be awful im sooo vulnerable i so don't have my marksman on me]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Hello Machine

[v1-bestmachineever]

[OH. OH FUCK I DIDN'T THINK YOUD. UHM. RUNS AWAY]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Wait- come back!

[v1-bestmachineever]

[...ok. okay I'm normal I'm coming back. Normally. I'm not scared at all trust]

[v1-bestmachineever]

[Im so bored👁👁👁 if only an angel👁👁👁👁 an archangel perchance👁👁👁👁👁 would come do things to me... ooh that would be awful im sooo vulnerable i so don't have my marksman on me]

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Hello Machine

[v1-bestmachineever]

[OH. OH FUCK I DIDN'T THINK YOUD. UHM. RUNS AWAY]

[foarfish]

remember to dress up your war machine periodically as a form of enrichment

[katanimationslive]

@officalv1posting

[v1unofficialposting]

I know I'm not the V1 you @ - ed but how I wish I could do this. Unfortunately, I'm in FRAUD. So I need to have as free of movement as possible.

[v1suprememachine-rp]

Can I PLEASE have a pretty dress. I’ll be nice.

[v1-bestmachineever]

I think I'd look SO pretty in a dress can I wear it.. pleaseee :[

[candieduranium]

rb to affectionately throw a crumpled ball of paper at a mutual

[v1-bestmachineever]

[I'm gonna take a nap. Remind me to check on the Filth in 10 minutes.]

-V1 :]

[v1-bestmachineever]

[HUHWHA-]

[MY FILTH!!!]

[v1-bestmachineever]

[I'm gonna take a nap. Remind me to check on the Filth in 10 minutes.]

-V1 :]

[notdeezy]

Today is the day to post this

[columbinesinstarlight]

i may have put a lot more effort into this than i should've

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[katanimationslive]

@officalv1posting

@v1unofficialposting

@v1suprememachine-rp

I’m just @ ing all the v1 blogs I know

[v1suprememachine-rp]

(I already drew this a while ago but since I was mentioned)

[heathertrash10-blog]

Reblog if

It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

[fraud---third]

can i have one LIMBO /// FIRST: HEART OF THE SUNRISE please

ohwait i forgot what this is about, um , remind me again!!

[lylac-of-the-final-applause]

i'd like one of these

[fraud---third]

ohhh okay ☝️so you want one of these. is this good?

[lylac-of-the-final-applause]

Oh yeah that looks about right just l- hey what's behind that door.

[fraud---third]

hi girl. hey

[lylac-of-the-final-applause]

NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE 18 MINUTE LEVEL NOOOOOOOO

[fraud---third]

play my level

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont