Ya got any arms?

{They/It} MANKIND IS UNHINGED. ASKS ARE FUEL. HELLSITE IS FULL.

[v1unofficialposting]

[HELLSITE INTRO = TRUE]

Hello. I am V1. Here, I will mostly be shitposting and answering asks- wait. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE LIKE, 20 OTHER V1S?!?

Mod here! My rules for this blog are pretty standard.

No NSFW. This is a robot. Don’t be weird.

You CAN do suggestive stuff, like poking fun at Gabriel’s second fight dialog

No InV1rno interactions. My V1 is still pissed off about Fraud.

Other ship asks are alright, (such as V4V) but the mod personally ships GabV1el. This is a warning.

These rules apply to both asks and reblogs.

[officalv1posting]

I just need to be delirious to end up like this

what the hell where even is that

[v1unofficialposting]

Fucking Fraud, most likely

[officalv1posting]

(in V2 voice) Hi my name is V2 and I smell and im stupid and V1 is 100% the better machine and I in fact do look like a McDonald’s toaster

[v1unofficialposting]

@v2-unoffically how do you feel about this?

[v3expeditioner-rp]

I wish I had an earthmover bodypillow

[v2-unoffically]

....WHAT

[v3expeditioner-rp]

O_O nothing

[v2-unoffically]

@officalv1posting, IT SEEMS WE HAVE TO KILL THIS GUY

[v3expeditioner-rp]

wait wait lets talk about this

[officalv1posting]

this is honestly the only time I agree with V2. What the fuck

[v3expeditioner-rp]

I just need something to hug at night, don’t kill me please. goddamn bloodthirsty animals

[v2-unoffically]

...AND YOU CHOOSE THE EARTHMOVER AS THE BEST OPTION?

A FILTH WOULD BE MORE REASONABLE THAN AN EARTHMOVER

[v3expeditioner-rp]

The filth are pretty…hot…too, but I can like both, right?

[v2-unoffically]

....I...WHAT?..

[v3expeditioner-rp]

Was that the wrong response?

[v2-unoffically]

...IM CONCERNED FOR YOU

[v3expeditioner-rp]

I am a very lonely individual…

[v1unofficialposting]

Firstly: You are an insult to the V-Series. Secondly: Polyamory is okay! Just... WHY the GODDAMN EARTHMOVER?!

[officalv1posting]

shoe slurp slorp

[v1unofficialposting]

SHOE???

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

[splorgoborgobo]

☕️

[noelleaxolotl]

🔛

on what

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

👄

What does that mean?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????

[talkingteardrop]

💀

WELL NO SHIT

[starrybow22]

💛 WTF DOES THIS MEAN??

[the-nightmares-never-end]

👈

The only thing to my left RN is my grandma-

[blood-zero]

💜 Welp- I’m going to die from a heart attack.-

[nightmaretherabbit]

😑

[the-autistic-spider]

🧢

[immortallitea]

📦

What

What does that mean

[quackery-binx]

🤭

huh, i die of silly mischief ig

[seasaltstarsstuff]

✨️

I’ll die fancily

[arrowheadedbitch]

👁

THE BEHOLDING????

[autistic-human]

🌊

I’m going to drown I guess

[yourlocalapplejuice]

🫡

Oh well that’s helpful 💀

[yahooo-official]

💙

whagt

[salamie-baby]

🫵

You.

[yahooo-official]

that’s right, i stole your kidneys and you are now dying.

[totallyofficialtacobell]

🥪

Wtf which one of you poisoned my sandwich

[yahooo-official]

me

i did

[im-pandora-i-promise]

yes you are. it’s time you know the truth.

chat, show him the prophecy

[yahooo-official]

wait hold on what prophecy

[im-pandora-i-promise]

the prophecy

[yahooo-official]

ok yes but what the fuck is the prophecy

[definitely-tor-browser-official]

💥

damn. execute me by firework ifg

[definitely-tor-browser-official]

♾️

decided to do it again. fuck does this mean

[laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed]

🫂

okay what. I’m gonna get hugged in my last moments I guess ..

[v2-offical]

MESSAGE:

> That’s nice, I suppose

🩴

MESSAGE:

> I’m scared

[v2-unoffically]

🎰

LETS GO GAMBLING

[v1unofficialposting]

🩵

w h a t

[officalv1posting]

u and v2

ew v2 is so ugly I on the other hand look amazing

[v2-unoffically]

I LOOK FAR BETTER

[v1unofficialposting]

The 1 isn’t even visible lol.

Funky lil creechurs.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is all part of The Tumblr Experience

[rarespawns]

the high geologist

advocating for ace people

[ash-the-tiefling]

IT IS HE THE HIGH GEOLOGIST APPEARING ON YOUR DASH YET AGAIN

[evil-man-offical]

High geologist offical when?

[james-offical]

this must occur

[themockingbirdsystem]

should i? If nobody stops me I will introject him and force him to run his own acc

[the-high-geologist-offical]

nobody stopped me

[gold-offical]

Hmmm…. Fascinating. How powerful are you? Are you mortal?

[murderous-goose]

Its the high High Geologist everyone….

yay…..

[v2-offical]

W/OAH

TH//E HI\GH GEOLOGIST

[v2-unoffically]

GIVE HIM A SACRIFICE OF FOOD

[v1unofficialposting]

CHOCOLATE ROCKS??? OH DEAR CREATORS I AM G O I N G TO DIE OF LAUGHTER!

[v3expeditioner-rp]

Why filth kinda

[ultrakill-filth]

kdidna whsg

[v3expeditioner-rp]

This is so embarrassing you were not the target audience

[ultrakill-filth]

ii stirlill wanana klmwo

[v3expeditioner-rp]

You really don’t

[ultrakill-filth]

ofksay illt truuat yuou

[v2-unoffically]

I THINK THEY ARE SAYING YOU ARE KINDA COOL

[v3expeditioner-rp]

Thank you but I was saying another thing o///o

[v2-unoffically]

OH YOU WANT TO FUCK THEM

[v1unofficialposting]

They are very mouth. I guess I could see the appeal???

[catboy-tdick]

1-4 Claire De Lune

[v1unofficialposting]

And here we see the oblivious V1; unaware it’s about to get fucking jumped.

[v3expeditioner-rp]

imagine if the other v models found my blog that would be so embarrassing

[v2-unoffically]

HELLO :]

[v1unofficialposting]

Hey!

[v1unofficialposting]

yo, what if instead of ultrakill it was ultragay and nothing changed other than the apearence of pride flags

Yes. Representation!

[v2-unoffically]

I will ultratitrate your blood

WHAT?

[v1unofficialposting]

What could “ultra” POSSIBLY replace here???

[v2-unoffically]

[v1unofficialposting]

What the fuck.

[v2-unoffically]

HELP IM STUCK IN FRAUD

[v1unofficialposting]

…pray the humans didn’t program in motion sickness. I was lucky to not have it, but you are a later model. Other than that advice, however, I can’t really do much to help. Hell is sentient and will probably change things so I can’t interfere with its torture.

[v2-unoffically]

MY FYP IS COVERED IN HATSUNE MIKU

[v1unofficialposting]

I blame your mutuals. Other than me, I’m not following or reblogging any Hatsune Miku content.

[gabriel-godswill]

Ok explain this GAYbriel

HSSHT— THIS IS FAKE!! THIS IS FRAUD!!

[v2-unoffically]

WAIT IT'S-

[v1unofficialposting]

God give me patience.

[v2-unoffically]

[v1unofficialposting]

What the fuck.