I WILL ULTRAKILL™ YOU

I CHANGED MY MIND, MY GENDER IS A FLUID (SHE/IT PERFERED)

[v2-unoffically]

[PINNED POST = TRUE]

[GENDER = FALSE]

[PRONOUNS = ANY <FEMININE PERFERED>]

[INTERACTIONS = SFW <SLIGHTLY SUGGESTIVE = OKAY>]

LIFE IS GONE

DEATH IS FUEL

EARTH IS BARREN

[Mod talks like this]

V2 TALKS LIKE THIS

[Mod posting is #v2 system updates]

[*RP ACTIONS ARE LIKE THIS]

[V2 TALKS LIKE THIS IN COMMENTS]

<mod talks like this in comments>

[Art made by me/v2 is #v2 draws]

[v2-unoffically]

[Deltarune is holding me hostage so uh yeah]

[No v2 for a bit]

[v2-unoffically]

[v2-unoffically]

WHAT IS THIS THING

I FOUND IT IN TREACHERY

[v2-unoffically]

GAY?

[v1unofficialposting]

gay?

a murder robot?

regretful of my actions?

[v2-unoffically]

ALL?

[v2-unoffically]

WHO TAUGHT IT TO DO THIS?!

[v2-unoffically]

[v2-unoffically]

[officalv1posting]

someone told me I swear like a hazbin hotel character and I took that personally

[v2-unoffically]

THAT IS A GENUINE INSULT TO BE COMPARED TO THAT

[officalv1posting]

I NEED to kiss Gabriel it’s not even funny

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Your posts are public

[officalv1posting]

Gabe!

Hey what’s up

[archangelgabriel-rp]

How would we even kiss though

[officalv1posting]

wanna find out?

[archangelgabriel-rp]

*Gabriel’s wings and halo turn pink*

Do I

[officalv1posting]

Um okay so….

Gently bashes my face against your helmet

[archangelgabriel-rp]

How scandalous

[officalv1posting]

Oh not yet it’s not

[archangelgabriel-rp]

O///O’’

[v2-unoffically]

TO QUOTE GABRIEL "YOUR POSTS ARE PUBLIC"

[officalv1posting]

shut up you’re third wheeling

[v2-unoffically]

I...... WHAT?!?!

[officalv1posting]

shush

[doomguy-offical]

Can 'Yall quiet down I heard you from 2 circles of hell away

[mamarobotnikoffical]

Dont listen to Shrek, sex louder!

[doomguy-offical]

calling me Shrek when you're the one looking like an ogre.

[mamarobotnikoffical]

Youre right, I do look like Shrek, because im hot as hell! You look like, uh, Farquad!

[doomguy-offical]

I never said you looked like Shrek.

[mamarobotnikoffical]

C'mon, the resemblance is uncanny.

[greythemutt]

It is.

[mamarobotnikoffical]

See, you get it!

[officalv1posting]

(sobbing)

who ARE you people??

[mamarobotnikoffical]

I am Julia Robotnik, mother of the evil genius Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, of course, you nincombot. Also how can you cry if youre a badnik?

[v2-unoffically]

I THINK BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF ITS EYE AS TEARS?

WAIT HOW ARE HUMANS HERE?! THEY WENT EXTINCT A WHILE AGO!

[officalv1posting]

fine! I confess! Yes I do listen to Britney Spears x Jack Black hit me baby one more time remix on loop!

You got me!

[v2-unoffically]

CHICKEN JOCKEY HIT ME ONE MORE TIME

[ultrakillfactsdaily]

five nights until deltarune chapter 5 you know what that means. we gotta ward off freddy fzabear. before it comes out guys help me guys. hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor

[officalv1posting]

v1 im sorry that when i play the game i make you bad at everything :( i know youre really cool but im just so bad at games. do you forgive me.

pats you on the head

of course I forgive you just don’t tell v2 she’ll laugh at me practice makes perfect btw

[v2-unoffically]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[memories]

v2-unoffically and @the-prettiest-girl-in-town? a match made in heaven

[v2-unoffically]

WHAT?!

[memories]

Incredible, but true: @the-prettiest-girl-in-town deserves to have a good day today.

[v2-unoffically]

@the-prettiest-girl-in-town

[memories]

I want #v2 ultrakill to stomp on me.

[v2-unoffically]

[I will not confirm nor deny]