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This pride month I'm coming out of the closet as someone who unironically enjoys the song One Week by The Barenaked Ladies

greythemutt

Me too

racistspiderman

More women

sevey6

Thank god they decided to make more

somesaypoetry

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

cumbacon

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

ichikun

handsomeboymodelingschool

You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish

depsidase

tis pride month

pick your fruit type:

🥝🍇🍉🍋🍍🍎🍐🍓🫐

whuh

duskdragonxiii

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

duskdragonxiii

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

fatty-lit

It legitimately blows my mind that some people don't find bellies attractive.

They're so cute and adorable and sexy and they're *so* much fun to play with. A big soft ball sticking out front that you can jiggle or rest your head on or squeeze or bounce.

Like there's just so much good stuff about bellies, that I really can't fit it all in one post.

And the best part about them, is if you're treating your partner well, they just get bigger and softer.

kaijuno

tsunderebird

willemdaflutist

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sunderwight

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.