Call Me Kevin Quotes Part 2
Back at it again with the Call Me Kevin Quotes for RP purposes! These are from Detroit: Become Human but I’m in a House of Horror.
“Let’s try and become more human.”
“I don’t need to become human.”
“I like the way I say ‘human’. Not because it’s different, or anything, just because it seems to make a lot of people angry.”
“That’s just how I get my jollies.” *laughs*
“I’m gonna go upstairs and check out your house…”
“Damnit, I can never do what I want.”
“ Okay, ‘in the basement’… sounds totally legit.”
“Look at this - [he]’s literally got a basement dungeon. I know exactly where this goes. I’ve been that [guy]!”
“Oh, come on! This is like something out of the Ring; there’s a feckin’ well in here!”
“Okay, you gave me the warning a little bit late, there…” *after being [caught in a trap/stabbed/etc]*
“Someone is going in the well.”
“Man, that’s not how my dreams end up - i, I have demented dreams.”
“Seriously, you wouldn’t even believe me if I told you.”
“Yes… burn! Burn!” *laughs*
“I think we’re forgetting that that.. big [dude] is waiting for us out there.”
“Not to mention that the little [dude] is actually kind of a big [dude] too… it’s just that the big [dude] is - really big.”
“I need for my prophecy to come true; someone needs to go in the well.”
“What the feck is that?!”
“Alright, ignore that, we never bloody saw what that was.”
“Okay… I just make the situation like ten times scarier.”
“We’ll grow to love each other.”
“I’m sorry I’m late, [], I found the most interesting magazine about the artic.”*laughs*
“Then why do you have a loaded shotgun?” *laughs*
“(We’ll be fine.) [He]’s at a brisk walk…” *[] falls* “Unless we fall, right??”
“Oh yes! Good [man], I knew you’d be on my side.”
“Good! Good [man], now put [him] in the well!”
“Oh yes! I released an army.”
“I feel like that zombie army might have swayed [his] opinion.”
“That went pretty well, actually!”
“I’m surprised we’re not going out to war or something - I mean, look at us.”
“We’re here infiltrating that thing, spec-ops style.”
“Wait, don’t say that - I don’t know what I have to do.”
“I’m very uncomfortable all of a sudden.” *laughs nervously*
“Oh that’s it? We’re just ending it?” *incredulous*
“That one pissed me off.”
“Definitely not my fault.”
“I imagine we’re actually getting quite far.”
“I feel like we’re making good progress.”
“(I) appreciate you as always!”
[] <- replaceable contents for the sentence to better fit; pronouns, names, etc.
() <- context given within.