we all have stories

Welcome to my goblin brain

[vachekitty]

GUESS WHAT GUYS!!!

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[glitchlight]

A migrating phoenix has stopped for a decadent sippy of water from a stagnant puddle in a Walmart parking lot and has ignited the years of accumulated fuel leaks into the surrounding pavement. It's so happy.

[bloom-a-blog]

[womanthinking]

Scientifically the most pure thing on our wretched mess of a planet.

[surprisebitch]

Bambi and Thumper!!!

[dreamofserenity626]

What’s great about this is that rabbit is totally ‘binkying’, which is that really high jump they make when they are super happy and excited! He loves his deer friend! <3

[jathis]

@repurposedmeatlocker

@themxnsterghxst

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

NEIL CONFIRMING THAT NOW THAT THE STRIKE IS OVER HE IS GOING TO START WRITING GOOOD OMENS 3! 🥳🥳🥳❤❤❤

(Amazon commisioned only the S3 scripts so far, not S3 itself)

[callmebliss]

What are we measuring here, bestie?

[callmebliss]

Sorry @delightedcrow this can’t remain hidden in the notes you are too correct

[catchymemes]

[suiheisen]

gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas

[hanavbara]

barbenheimer 💖💣

[animentality]

[fractangle]

breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

[feralkwe]

i'm bisexual and tired. rb if you're bisexual and tired.

[esfiart]

Do u guys ever think about dying?

[burquillos]

The Path of Destruction a.k.a. Blade and a bunch of pipsqueaks 🔥⚡️🌹🤖

[tu0fu]

Two halves that together complete wholeness

[non-existent-1895]

[nemfrog]

"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

[sorrytoallwholikeme-blog]

[libraryspectre]

Feel uncomfortable going to Cheesecake Factory when it’s so under the watch of the eye of Sauron

[libraryspectre]

I made this post in 2016 and it got 3 notes, suddenly people are interacting with it. What is happening how did you even find it

[gallusrostromegalus]

How doe this post have less than 1,000 notes when “The Eye Of Sauron at the Cheesecake factory” has been living rent-free in my head for almost a decade?